(It drains the planet's oceans, killing 80% of marine life)
I set fire to every carpet and rug on earth
(Holy crap)
To avenge the sheep that were nudified by the factory people!
I open a portal to the Beastlands inside of a bag of holding, and fill the bag of holding with an Eversmoking Bottle that releases carbon monoxide instead of smoke.
Because the gas was polluting the earth! (?)
I evaporated the Indian Ocean.
…and his brother loved worms.
To stop illegal fishing!
I created a portal to mars in the Marina Trench (actual scenario from What If?, my favourite hypothetical book)
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, pedantic about spelling, and proudly Canadian.
Extended sig: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?comment=438
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. I will someday do a campaign, but I travel too much at the moment
Because well… how is that bad?
I incinerated every legal document in existence.
…and his brother loved worms.
To stop politics!
(It drains the planet's oceans, killing 80% of marine life)
I set fire to every carpet and rug on earth
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, pedantic about spelling, and proudly Canadian.
Extended sig: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?comment=438
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. I will someday do a campaign, but I travel too much at the moment
(Holy crap)
To avenge the sheep that were nudified by the factory people!
I open a portal to the Beastlands inside of a bag of holding, and fill the bag of holding with an Eversmoking Bottle that releases carbon monoxide instead of smoke.
…and his brother loved worms.
To help cull the herds of animals!
I took the water out of every cloud on Earth
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, pedantic about spelling, and proudly Canadian.
Extended sig: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?comment=438
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. I will someday do a campaign, but I travel too much at the moment
To give it to Forhastelse because it hasn’t rained there in foreva!
I steal…the moon!
…and his brother loved worms.
To stop Vector from using it for his own purposes.
I caused a city-wide power outage
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, pedantic about spelling, and proudly Canadian.
Extended sig: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?comment=438
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. I will someday do a campaign, but I travel too much at the moment
Because it would’ve electrocuted the whole population of Venus… (you’ll get it if you get it)
i crammed a dirty sock into a child’s mouth
…and his brother loved worms.
To stop them from eating poison!
I drove a school bus into a tornado
Shoutout to the 2 Crew! - the cast of Not Another D&D Podcast
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. He/Him.
Ravenclaw, bookworm, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, rock climber, pedantic about spelling, and proudly Canadian.
Extended sig: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?comment=438
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. I will someday do a campaign, but I travel too much at the moment
To teach the kids inside the magical school bus the wonders of weather.
I forced a fish to eat its father.o
…and his brother loved worms.