The rules are simple, one person posts an unsavory action (but not their reasoning), such as: “I robbed a bank and burnt all the money.”
Then, the next person posts a reason to make the action seem like a deed of good will, such as: “I robbed a bank and… Because the money was all counterfeit and would’ve destroyed the economy if you didn’t intervene!” Then they post their action and so on.
I’ll start, I tore out all the flowers from my neighbors lawn.
Because they were harmful to the region’s ecosystem!
I stayed up for forty-eight hours straight.
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The rules are simple, one person posts an unsavory action (but not their reasoning), such as: “I robbed a bank and burnt all the money.”
Then, the next person posts a reason to make the action seem like a deed of good will, such as: “I robbed a bank and… Because the money was all counterfeit and would’ve destroyed the economy if you didn’t intervene!” Then they post their action and so on.
I’ll start, I tore out all the flowers from my neighbors lawn.
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Because they were harmful to the region’s ecosystem!
I stayed up for forty-eight hours straight.
I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
By the false azure in the windowpane;
I was the smudge of ashen fluff--and I
Lived on, flew on, in the reflected sky.
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Because you were busy fighting crime!
I shaved an old man’s beard off in his sleep.
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Because it was strangling him!
I detonated a nuclear bomb in Minecraft
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To clear out the last remnants of an inexplicably evil Pillager empire.
I welded a child’s foot to a 12 foot long steel pipe.
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