Why Did I Do That?

Because it was an evil business plan

i inserted a knife into the wrong slot on the knife block

Because you were actually making modern art, and it was a statement about non-conformity!

I accidentally skipped over one myconid town in my death crusades to bring an end to all mushrooms that didn't glow or refused to be glowing, and now that has delayed the inevitable takeover of other mushrooms by the Fungal Glow by a few years!

Because they would have let the flirting mushrooms take over at the time

I killed of 90 npcs

Because they were all secretly doppelgangers!

I licked my DM.

To see what they taste like!

I dressed up as a man in a Grinch Costume and destroyed the Velocicoaster.

it was part of a Christmas charity event

I ate a bit of cheese

Because you were hungry!

I put my PlayStation Vita in the microwave.

Because it was old

i preformed a satanic ritual

To redeem yourself!

I cast fireball on a group of orphans

Because they were injured iron golem orphans that heal when they take fire damage.

i casted Watery Sphere inside of a wall of force cube with a dragon wyrmling trapped inside.