Beat the Dummy

In each post, you must find a way to beat up a dummy as hard as possible. The dummy is a medium humanoid.

I trap the dummy a pocket dimension with Cthulhu, which is how I beat it to a pulp. I even have clean hands.

I yoink the dummys skin

I perform a long and complex combo:

First, I punch the dummy so hard they hit the moon and make a large crater, than I unleash an absolutely GARGANTUAN beam of negative energy at the dummy, also decimating the moon. Then I do one of those dramatic anime punches and vaporize the entire moon, launching the dummy all the way to Pluto. I teleport there and telekineticaly grab every comet in the kyper belt, afterwhich I crush them all so tightly it very nearly makes a black hole but just before it collapses I add a bunch of matter with negative mass, which turns the would-be black hole into a wormhole. I manipulate said wormhole so it sends the dummy straight to the bottom of the abyss and then I do another dramatic anime punch which obliterates the entire plane.

I combine the amplified and the reversal creating hollow purple 

Mlem:3

I send the dummy's head through the far realm and leave the rest of it in my most suspicious neighbor's trashcan

I summon the almighty Jeff the evil roomba to consume the dummy

I summon two Pins of Immortality (as long as it is touching a creature, that creature cannot die) and use one as an earring for myself and with the other, I stab the dummy. Then I stab it again, and again. FOREVER!!!! 

I drop a nuke on the dummy

I return to the community forums early, which shocks the dummy so much that it can't move. I then open a Dimension Door as a trapdoor directly into the Negative Energy Plane under the dummy.

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I return to the community forums early, which shocks the dummy so much that it can't move. I then open a Dimension Door as a trapdoor directly into the Negative Energy Plane under the dummy.

 Btw dimension door is only a teleportation spell with a range of 500ft

I throw the dummy into a beam generated by crabzilla (worldbox) before hitting it with a heat beam then proceeding to drop an antimatter bomb on the dummys head 

I throw a explosive crab launching the dummy into a beam generated by crabzilla (worldbox) before hitting it with a heat beam (from my satellite) then I proceed to drop an antimatter bomb on the dummys head

I drop the dummy in a pool of sulfuric acid and give it regeneration so that it heals at the exact same speed the acid dissolves it.

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I drop the dummy in a pool of sulfuric acid and give it regeneration so that it heals at the exact same speed the acid dissolves it.

 Scp-682 reference?

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I drop the dummy in a pool of sulfuric acid and give it regeneration so that it heals at the exact same speed the acid dissolves it.

 Scp-682 reference?

 Yes.

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Quote from morallyambiguousfae >>

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I drop the dummy in a pool of sulfuric acid and give it regeneration so that it heals at the exact same speed the acid dissolves it.

 Scp-682 reference?

 Yes.

 Neat