*Disclaimer* fireballs may cause burns on the wearer. This neck is not meant for everyone, please consult your cleric before use.
Wand of Detection
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"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
This wonderful chain of elves holding hands can YOURS for the low low price of 10,000 gold.
Dagger of wounding
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"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
Though the ring is inscribed with "Three wishes ye shall have" it appears as though part of the inscription was worn away and it is actually a ring of three swishes. Use at own peril.
Rod tentacles
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"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
You cannot sing unless wielding this sword, and when you do sing, you only sing bad pop songs.
A deck of many things
I stole my pfp from this person: https://mobile.twitter.com/xelart1/status/1177312449575432193
It has many things, all useless. Also guaranteed to deal a losing hand to its owner in poker.
Free real estate
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
A demon king lives inside, but he's retired and spends his days using his head tentacle to knit ugly christmas sweaters
...Ehhh, whatever. It was a dumb idea anyways
Your item?
I Love Gelatinous Cubes
And Gelatinous Humanoids.
I am a full supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.
Black Lives matter
Dont forget your mask!
I'm gonna kick this back off again.
Dancing sword
Legend of Zelda is the best
Your sword tries to do the conga with you. It ends with a lot of impaling.
Spell scroll of Wish
I Love Gelatinous Cubes
And Gelatinous Humanoids.
I am a full supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.
Black Lives matter
Dont forget your mask!
This spell scroll can we eh for anything. Too bad it’s inanimate.
necklace of fireballs
*Disclaimer* fireballs may cause burns on the wearer. This neck is not meant for everyone, please consult your cleric before use.
Wand of Detection
"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
Can detect wands
iron flask
When you attempt to drink from this flask, molten iron comes out and hardens in your mouth.
Cloak of Arachnia
I Love Gelatinous Cubes
And Gelatinous Humanoids.
I am a full supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.
Black Lives matter
Dont forget your mask!
It’s a cloak that says arachnia
elven chain
This wonderful chain of elves holding hands can YOURS for the low low price of 10,000 gold.
Dagger of wounding
"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
a normal seeming dagger but it wounds you if you attack with it
ring of 3 wishes
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Though the ring is inscribed with "Three wishes ye shall have" it appears as though part of the inscription was worn away and it is actually a ring of three swishes. Use at own peril.
Rod tentacles
"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
Whoever made this couldn’t spell and it ended up becoming a rod of tent-ankles. You can guess how that went
Gauntlets of ogre power
its actually gauntlets of og-her power(ogs power is to kill herself instantly)
hand and eye of vecna
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It’s just a slimy hand and eyeball
boots of elvenkind
it is boots of eleven kind and makes you eleven from stranger things
draakhorn
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It’s cracked and doesn’t work
portable hole
it is a hole with a rope
axe of the dwarvish lords
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