That's a hard one. My singing voice could break glass, and every man knows what happens when they give a presentation at the front of the class... I guess the karaoke.
(By bard I meant seduce every living thing in sight lol.)
Would you rather judge a book by its cover, or jump off a cliff with your friends?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Star Wars, because it's a masterpiece. Unless that Star Wars turns out to be the Holiday Special, in which case, Spaceballs might actually be of better quality
Would you rather be a Clone Trooper or an Imperial Stormtrooper?
Would you rather have infinite homework, or infinite meat-based food? (You're a vegan in this scenario.)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Oof. This got easy until you turned it into veganism.
Infinite homework. I've already graduated so I'll just blow it off.
Would you rather be chilly or hot?
Chilly. That implies cold weather and possibly snow.
Would you rather have a large house with next to no furniture inside, or a small house with tons upon tons of furniture inside?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Speak with animals. Computers are probably so full of bad people talking that they're chaotic evil. As long as I avoid squirrels I should be fine.
Would you rather, be able to travel the multiverse but have no control over which universe you go to or be able to travel any plain of your choice in a second.
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Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
Praise Jeff with Your Hole Heart and Soul with the Sign ofDoomJOY to Come!!!!!
Would you rather have a +1 weapon or a weapon that gives some minor benefits (like being able to do a bonus-action attack without using the attack option) each day?
Would you rather be hunted down by Aang or by Korra?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Tarrasque, because my Red Greatwyrm might is no match for one!
Would you rather have to face Link in one-on-one combat, or Ganondorf and his monster army?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Would you rather give up your first born or your ability to blink? You get power either way.
Ya got ninja'd.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
1. Never played either of those games (or do they come from the same game? Idk). But one-on-one sounds better then a monster army, so Link.
2. Firstborn. First, if I never blink my eyes will just get a ton of dirt and germs and stuff on them, which is gross, and second I DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS! I CHEATED THE SYSTEM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Would you rather never be ninja'ed but never ninja others, or be able to troll and ninja people whenever you want but get ninja'ed yourself often?
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Ah. Tough one that. Depends who I am. Probably go for the tarrasque.
Would you rather fight a lvl 20 Battle Master fighter with infinite bonus actions, or a school of Divination wizard with infinite 3rd level spell slots?
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
1. Never played either of those games (or do they come from the same game? Idk). But one-on-one sounds better then a monster army, so Link.
2. Firstborn. First, if I never blink my eyes will just get a ton of dirt and germs and stuff on them, which is gross, and second I DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS! I CHEATED THE SYSTEM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Would you rather never be ninja'ed but never ninja others, or be able to troll and ninja people whenever you want but get ninja'ed yourself often?
number 2 muahahahahahaha
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
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That's a hard one. My singing voice could break glass, and every man knows what happens when they give a presentation at the front of the class... I guess the karaoke.
(By bard I meant seduce every living thing in sight lol.)
Would you rather judge a book by its cover, or jump off a cliff with your friends?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Let's go for the cliff-jumping. I've always figured they're gonna have a decent reason.
[[ Yeah I'm never gonna the seducing route. Not a topic I want to discuss, as an adult, on a subforum with a lot of teens. ]]
Would you rather watch Star Wars or Spaceballs?
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Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Star Wars, because it's a masterpiece. Unless that Star Wars turns out to be the Holiday Special, in which case, Spaceballs might actually be of better quality
Would you rather be a Clone Trooper or an Imperial Stormtrooper?
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Clone Trooper. 'Cause they can actually hit crap.
Would you rather have infinite homework, or infinite meat-based food? (You're a vegan in this scenario.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Oof. This got easy until you turned it into veganism.
Infinite homework. I've already graduated so I'll just blow it off.
Would you rather be chilly or hot?
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Chilly. That implies cold weather and possibly snow.
Would you rather have a large house with next to no furniture inside, or a small house with tons upon tons of furniture inside?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Large house with no furniture. Then I got loads of money as the house is worth a lot. And I can always sit on the floor
Would you rather be able to speak to animals, or be able to speak to computers?
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Speak with animals. Computers are probably so full of bad people talking that they're chaotic evil. As long as I avoid squirrels I should be fine.
Would you rather, be able to travel the multiverse but have no control over which universe you go to or be able to travel any plain of your choice in a second.
Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
Praise Jeff with Your Hole Heart and Soul with the Sign of
DoomJOY to Come!!!!!Travel to any plain of my choice.
Would you rather have a +1 weapon or a weapon that gives some minor benefits (like being able to do a bonus-action attack without using the attack option) each day?
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Minor benefits weapon.
Would you rather be hunted down by Aang or by Korra?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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I don't watch avatar so I cannot answer.
Would you rather have no legs or have no arms?
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
I'm an archer, not a runner, so no legs I guess.
Would you rather be hunted down by the live-action Cat in the Hat played by Mike Myers, or hunted down by the live-action Grinch played by Jim Carrey?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Grinch. As long as there's no snow and sleighs are unusable I should be good.
Would you rather be hunted down by a Tarrasque, or by a Level 20 Hexblade Warlock?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Tarrasque, because my Red Greatwyrm might is no match for one!
Would you rather have to face Link in one-on-one combat, or Ganondorf and his monster army?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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A tarrasque, I'd seduce it easily.
Would you rather give up your first born or your ability to blink? You get power either way.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Ya got ninja'd.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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1. Never played either of those games (or do they come from the same game? Idk). But one-on-one sounds better then a monster army, so Link.
2. Firstborn. First, if I never blink my eyes will just get a ton of dirt and germs and stuff on them, which is gross, and second I DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS! I CHEATED THE SYSTEM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Would you rather never be ninja'ed but never ninja others, or be able to troll and ninja people whenever you want but get ninja'ed yourself often?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Ah. Tough one that. Depends who I am. Probably go for the tarrasque.
Would you rather fight a lvl 20 Battle Master fighter with infinite bonus actions, or a school of Divination wizard with infinite 3rd level spell slots?
*STOOPID NINJA*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
Link, he wouldn't stand a chance against my +10 charisma modifier.
Would you rather give up your eyes or your inner ears?
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
number 2 muahahahahahaha
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.