Yes, I have 0 posts. Why? Because I'm currently wasting my entire life on Adohand's Kitchen... My magic items(from cloaks of reading to stones of lesser summoning. 9 items! Please don't question the weird flavor texts.)
Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together, we can rule the galaxy as father and son! Come with me. It is the only way.
Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together, we can rule the galaxy as father and son! Come with me. It is the only way.
onion rings
Who's your secret gay fantasy?
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
Ben Stein
What's the worst way to answer one of these questions to make it completely unfunny no matter what the asker does?
The most memorable stories always begin with failure.
With stuff.
What does being on dndbeyond make you fell like?
Like satan talking through me
What do you dress up in before you go to an important dinner date?
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
With breading.
Where do you go to school/work at?
Home.
Who's your favorite anime character?
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Adam Dio [insert my last name]
If you could marry one person in the world, who would it be?
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
🤔 you forgot your question
What's the secret to the end of all time?
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
It fluctuates wildly between burgers and pizza.
What's your dream job?
Video game programmer.
Why do you like D&D?
Yes, I have 0 posts. Why? Because I'm currently wasting my entire life on Adohand's Kitchen...
My magic items (from cloaks of reading to stones of lesser summoning. 9 items! Please don't question the weird flavor texts.)
It's just so, so fun.
What serial killer scares you the most?
you because you ate my cereal
what is the secret of life
42
(Due to technical issues it posted many times so I have deleted the in-between ones)
What do you eat for breakfast?
After joining more my signature got out of hand so I am now a proud member of the extended signature club!! :)
a bunny
A bunny (the person above me didn’t post a question)
What do you regularly clip off that grow back in a few weeks. (On your hands)
Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together, we can rule the galaxy as father and son! Come with me. It is the only way.
your fingers
what is a body part you cannot live without
My anus
Who is your favorite looney toon
Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together, we can rule the galaxy as father and son! Come with me. It is the only way.
Daffy Duck.
If you had to dress up like one person for the rest of your life, who would it be?
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
Check out my Expanded Signature
Physical Education
(I can already see where that is going.)
If you had to choose one thing to kill you, what would it be?
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
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