Okay, in this Forum Game, the first person says anything (Example: A Baseball), then the next person will say some way to make the thing the previous person said, better in some way, then they say their own thing.
Example:
Person 1: *Something about the previous post* A Baseball
Person 2: A Baseball, that has rockets attached to it. The monk class in D&D
Person 3: The monk, but they have more things to spend Ki points on.
That when in the forest it will shape into whatever kind of hat you want and it will tell you to go play the Fighting the Goliath mage forum game and to tell your friends to do that as well.
Okay, in this Forum Game, the first person says anything (Example: A Baseball), then the next person will say some way to make the thing the previous person said, better in some way, then they say their own thing.
Example:
Person 1: *Something about the previous post* A Baseball
Person 2: A Baseball, that has rockets attached to it. The monk class in D&D
Person 3: The monk, but they have more things to spend Ki points on.
Etcetera, Etcetera.
I'll start, The warlock class in D&D.
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The Ranger Class...
Player Characters: Wes Wisetune, Halfling Bard; Zook Beren, Gnome Diviner; Cael, Eladrin Wild Mage; Sir Sammal, Kenku Cavalier; & Mitchell Giovanni, Human Conjuror.
The Ranger Class with a bow that creates pieces of Granate above the head of the the target and their group. They die with no save.
A mug.
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A mug full o' GOOD DWARVEN ALE!
A goblin.
Wizard (Gandalf) of the Tolkien Club
A goblin... With BlueTooth. Not the wireless device, but a blue tooth. Because everything is better with Bluetooth.
True Strike
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In the round before an ambush from a hidden sniper position.
A pirate ship.
Wizard (Gandalf) of the Tolkien Club
A Pirate Ship, with a magic cannon that fires balls of ice that shatter into ice bolts that fire in all directions.
A dog.
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...being given a belly rub.
Rolling a Nat 20
..After Rolling a nat 20 for attack! Insta-Kill threat! Roll for instant kill. (If your campaign uses that rule, of course)
Resistance (the cantrip)
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...but the die is a d20.
A mule
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That Has a speed of 60 ft and can fly 20ft.
A Castle.
The Hammer of Enchantment
that has a speed of 200ft thanks to its giant magical tank treads.
An iron mug.
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That Fills itself with whatever drinkable liquid you want.
A Glass Flask
The Hammer of Enchantment
that, when thrown and shattered, will reform back in your hand.
A hat weaved from grass.
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That when in the forest it will shape into whatever kind of hat you want and it will tell you to go play the Fighting the Goliath mage forum game and to tell your friends to do that as well.
A Pet Phoenix
The Hammer of Enchantment
...that can control who triggers its Fire Form damage.
Rolling with disadvantage
But rolling damage with three extra damage dice if you hit.
A Storm elemental
The Hammer of Enchantment
Who is also a fire elemental.
A set of stairs.
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”It is just as hard to post on the internet without someone getting upset at what you post.” -Steve Wozniak
That leads to Elysium if you go up it or to the nine hells if you go down it.
A giant Frog
The Hammer of Enchantment
who can use a lightning dragonborn’s breath attack.
A Beholder eyestalk.
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”It is just as hard to post on the internet without someone getting upset at what you post.” -Steve Wozniak