...eating A football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips
A football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips being eaten by an angry Tiamat...
A football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips being eaten by an angry Tiamat that dances with a mop that tastes like blueberries
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
on a football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips being eaten by an angry Tiamat that dances with a mop that tastes like blueberries and eats dirt
some paint on a football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips being eaten by an angry Tiamat that dances with a mop that tastes like blueberries and eats dirt
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
some banananananananananananananananana! paint on a football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips being eaten by an angry Tiamat that dances with a mop that tastes like blueberries and eats dirt
some banananananananananananananananana! paint on a football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips being eaten by an angry Tiamat that dances with a mop that tastes like blueberries and eats dirt
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
on an ilithiad (do we mean ilithilid [mind flayer]?) that acts as his pet and sings Broadway musical soundtracks and speaks every language and is a level 30 bard college of glamour and is level 20 in every other class is able to cast meteor swarm and every power word at will and has + 400 in every skill and has advantage on initiative biting into some banananananananananananananananana! paint on a football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips being eaten by an angry Tiamat that dances with a mop that tastes like blueberries and eats dirt with a pheonix sticker on it
some fire on an ilithiad (do we mean ilithilid [mind flayer]?) that acts as his pet and sings Broadway musical soundtracks and speaks every language and is a level 30 bard college of glamour and is level 20 in every other class is able to cast meteor swarm and every power word at will and has + 400 in every skill and has advantage on initiative biting into some banananananananananananananananana! paint on a football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips being eaten by an angry Tiamat that dances with a mop that tastes like blueberries and eats dirt with a pheonix sticker on it
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
a buff fish on some fire on an ilithiad (do we mean ilithilid [mind flayer]?) that acts as his pet and sings Broadway musical soundtracks and speaks every language and is a level 30 bard college of glamour and is level 20 in every other class is able to cast meteor swarm and every power word at will and has + 400 in every skill and has advantage on initiative biting into some banananananananananananananananana! paint on a football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips being eaten by an angry Tiamat that dances with a mop that tastes like blueberries and eats dirt with a pheonix sticker on it that looks hot
a buff fish on some fire on an ilithiad (do we mean ilithilid [mind flayer]?) that acts as his pet and sings Broadway musical soundtracks and speaks every language and is a level 30 bard college of glamour and is level 20 in every other class is able to cast meteor swarm and every power word at will and has + 400 in every skill and has advantage on initiative biting into some banananananananananananananananana! paint on a football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips being eaten by an angry Tiamat that dances with a mop that tastes like blueberries and eats dirt with a pheonix sticker on it that looks hot
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
being eaten by a buff fish on some fire on an ilithiad (do we mean ilithilid [mind flayer]?) that acts as his pet and sings Broadway musical soundtracks and speaks every language and is a level 30 bard college of glamour and is level 20 in every other class is able to cast meteor swarm and every power word at will and has + 400 in every skill and has advantage on initiative biting into some banananananananananananananananana! paint on a football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips being eaten by an angry Tiamat that dances with a mop that tastes like blueberries and eats dirt with a pheonix sticker on it that looks hot that smells of a freshly mowed lawn
some nice taquitos being eaten by a buff fish on some fire on an ilithiad (do we mean ilithilid [mind flayer]?) that acts as his pet and sings Broadway musical soundtracks and speaks every language and is a level 30 bard college of glamour and is level 20 in every other class is able to cast meteor swarm and every power word at will and has + 400 in every skill and has advantage on initiative biting into some banananananananananananananananana! paint on a football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips being eaten by an angry Tiamat that dances with a mop that tastes like blueberries and eats dirt with a pheonix sticker on it that looks hot that smells of a freshly mowed lawn
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
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I wish.
Hello! I am just a relatively new D&D player, who also likes SimplePlanes and War Thunder.
My characters are:
... that you would post a question.
A cubic gate...
An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
That's a Dodecahedron.
A spellbook. . .
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
That has spells while also being a mimic.
An angry Tiamat...
An Assassin of Random
Will try to post, but I have a busy schedule and have to attend to the real world.(Currently un-unavailable, whatever that means...)
"Whatever it was, it was my sister, not me!"
I play Avalon Farwood, Esthvele, and Anacra in the Tales of the Adventurers Tavern.
*Sheeeeez this is from a long time ago... a lot has changed...*
...eating A football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips
A football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips being eaten by an angry Tiamat...
I am leader of the yep cult:https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/82135-yep-cult Pronouns are she/her
That dances
a mop
That tastes like blueberries
you didnt put anything so i will for you
A football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips being eaten by an angry Tiamat that dances with a mop that tastes like blueberries
I am leader of the yep cult:https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/82135-yep-cult Pronouns are she/her
And eats dirt
a crab
That fires magic missiles
some paint
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
on a football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips being eaten by an angry Tiamat that dances with a mop that tastes like blueberries and eats dirt
some paint on a football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips being eaten by an angry Tiamat that dances with a mop that tastes like blueberries and eats dirt
I am leader of the yep cult:https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/82135-yep-cult Pronouns are she/her
With some frosting
banananananananananananananananana!
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
some banananananananananananananananana! paint on a football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips being eaten by an angry Tiamat that dances with a mop that tastes like blueberries and eats dirt
some banananananananananananananananana! paint on a football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips being eaten by an angry Tiamat that dances with a mop that tastes like blueberries and eats dirt
I am leader of the yep cult:https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/82135-yep-cult Pronouns are she/her
With a Pheonix sticker on it
some FIRE!
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
on an ilithiad (do we mean ilithilid [mind flayer]?) that acts as his pet and sings Broadway musical soundtracks and speaks every language and is a level 30 bard college of glamour and is level 20 in every other class is able to cast meteor swarm and every power word at will and has + 400 in every skill and has advantage on initiative biting into some banananananananananananananananana! paint on a football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips being eaten by an angry Tiamat that dances with a mop that tastes like blueberries and eats dirt with a pheonix sticker on it
some fire on an ilithiad (do we mean ilithilid [mind flayer]?) that acts as his pet and sings Broadway musical soundtracks and speaks every language and is a level 30 bard college of glamour and is level 20 in every other class is able to cast meteor swarm and every power word at will and has + 400 in every skill and has advantage on initiative biting into some banananananananananananananananana! paint on a football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips being eaten by an angry Tiamat that dances with a mop that tastes like blueberries and eats dirt with a pheonix sticker on it
I am leader of the yep cult:https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/82135-yep-cult Pronouns are she/her
That looks hot (see what I did there?)
a buff fish
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
a buff fish on some fire on an ilithiad (do we mean ilithilid [mind flayer]?) that acts as his pet and sings Broadway musical soundtracks and speaks every language and is a level 30 bard college of glamour and is level 20 in every other class is able to cast meteor swarm and every power word at will and has + 400 in every skill and has advantage on initiative biting into some banananananananananananananananana! paint on a football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips being eaten by an angry Tiamat that dances with a mop that tastes like blueberries and eats dirt with a pheonix sticker on it that looks hot
a buff fish on some fire on an ilithiad (do we mean ilithilid [mind flayer]?) that acts as his pet and sings Broadway musical soundtracks and speaks every language and is a level 30 bard college of glamour and is level 20 in every other class is able to cast meteor swarm and every power word at will and has + 400 in every skill and has advantage on initiative biting into some banananananananananananananananana! paint on a football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips being eaten by an angry Tiamat that dances with a mop that tastes like blueberries and eats dirt with a pheonix sticker on it that looks hot
I am leader of the yep cult:https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/82135-yep-cult Pronouns are she/her
That smells of a freshly mowed lawn
some nice taquitos.
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
being eaten by a buff fish on some fire on an ilithiad (do we mean ilithilid [mind flayer]?) that acts as his pet and sings Broadway musical soundtracks and speaks every language and is a level 30 bard college of glamour and is level 20 in every other class is able to cast meteor swarm and every power word at will and has + 400 in every skill and has advantage on initiative biting into some banananananananananananananananana! paint on a football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips being eaten by an angry Tiamat that dances with a mop that tastes like blueberries and eats dirt with a pheonix sticker on it that looks hot that smells of a freshly mowed lawn
some nice taquitos being eaten by a buff fish on some fire on an ilithiad (do we mean ilithilid [mind flayer]?) that acts as his pet and sings Broadway musical soundtracks and speaks every language and is a level 30 bard college of glamour and is level 20 in every other class is able to cast meteor swarm and every power word at will and has + 400 in every skill and has advantage on initiative biting into some banananananananananananananananana! paint on a football that is attached to a stick that is infinitely collapsible and extendible stuck in a BLT that if you bite into it the bitten part regenerates in the hand of a lego ninja with a dragon inside of it that is real holding a [Tooltip Not Found] that has 15 wishes available and a spell gem with a wish inside in the hilt with the best friends of a luck dragon that’s also your friend and a ranger that doesn’t exist in an alternate universe watching the sky eating Wild Magic Sorcerers eating the Mind Flayer eating the commoner with the stats of a tarrasque eating a living pineapple sneaking out planets in the sky that is pink and has a pet black bear wearing a top hat that is being eaten by Grumpy Cat that is made of that tastes like potato chips being eaten by an angry Tiamat that dances with a mop that tastes like blueberries and eats dirt with a pheonix sticker on it that looks hot that smells of a freshly mowed lawn
I am leader of the yep cult:https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/82135-yep-cult Pronouns are she/her
That always rolls nat 20
a void kitten
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew