All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew:Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
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*Order now and, for only 500,000 extra gold, receive the secret formula for lichdom so that when you die, you don't! Buy now, because lich formulas are limited
**Arc-Villain Plot Armor does not cover deaths by cliffs, radiant damage, or self-imposed damage due to critically failed attacks. Our villain-protection program may force you to change your name and/or identity, or to become a zombie/vampire/werewolf/partially illithid aberration. Arc-Villain Plot Armor uses a credit-based system and contracts with high-risk villains will be terminated.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
These are the rules: You come up with a D&D Product or service and create an advertisement for it.
For example;
The new Drow Dark Shades!
Forget about sunlight sensitivity!
Just put on these dark sunglasses and go pillage those villages at any time
Day or Night!!
Come visit our store at
Dark alley 666, Drowmington, Underdark
the new elf deodorant
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Go to the Forgotten Realms, not Eberron or Krynn!
You don't have to worry about monsters, because Drizzt has already killed everything!
Also, buy our exclusive Drizzt scimitars (which are definitely not normal starting equipment scimitars)!
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
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I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
Introducing, arc-villain plot armor! With our patented armor, we will track your movements so that when you're about to die, our agents will set up a "coincidence" to allow to disappear. Arc-Villain Plot Armor: We know you have plans. Don't let them go to waste.
*Order now and, for only 500,000 extra gold, receive the secret formula for lichdom so that when you die, you don't! Buy now, because lich formulas are limited
**Arc-Villain Plot Armor does not cover deaths by cliffs, radiant damage, or self-imposed damage due to critically failed attacks. Our villain-protection program may force you to change your name and/or identity, or to become a zombie/vampire/werewolf/partially illithid aberration. Arc-Villain Plot Armor uses a credit-based system and contracts with high-risk villains will be terminated.
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If you have a hard time avoiding falling asleep during combat, drink it!
If you need to wake up that goblin you slapped 17,000 times, give him a drink!
If you want to make an Eladrin Wild Magic Sorcerer super hyper and unstable, sneak this into his drink!
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Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
Cobra oil place it on your weapon of choice and watch the competition choke
May not actually work no refunds
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
I smell snake oil?
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
COME ON DOWN TO
The Yawning Portal!
RIGHT HERE IN WATERDEEP!
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I Love Gelatinous Cubes
And Gelatinous Humanoids.
I am a full supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.
Black Lives matter
Dont forget your mask!
Elemental Airship!
Go wherever you need to with an airship!
Just 10,000 Gold Pieces!
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DM: Dragon of Icespire Peak PbP
Antitoxin. The not-really-a-potion you always need. Somehow gets rid of any and all poison so you can keep on ruthlessly killing goblins.
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while