You suddenly have a beard, and it wasn't there before. All there is before you is a mirror, a sink and a razor. If you try to shave the beard off, it only grows back fuller and longer than before.
If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience or does He give them the opportunity to be patient? If he prays for courage, does God give him courage, or give him opportunities to be courageous?
Situation: You are in an endless time loop. How do you get out?
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
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I can't see it
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
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It's a doctor saying that he can't treat an orphan because he's a family doctor.
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The world is taken over by aliens
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*alien noises* ?
TRANSLATION: Should I join this Twi'lek band? (It's a Star Wars thing)
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
Situation: You're stuck in your basement and your niece locked the door on you.
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
I thought I didn't have a niece! Is my nephew trans?
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
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You suddenly have a beard, and it wasn't there before. All there is before you is a mirror, a sink and a razor. If you try to shave the beard off, it only grows back fuller and longer than before.
What is this magic beard doing on my face???
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[A]
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
You are Evan Almighty
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If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience or does He give them the opportunity to be patient? If he prays for courage, does God give him courage, or give him opportunities to be courageous?
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There are endless opportunities in a world of tough choices.
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How can I choose between money and love?
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Situation: You are in an endless time loop. How do you get out?