Situation: You are stuck watching the same episode of the same season of the same show. How do you not get bored?
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Hey carpet, how do I get out of this time loop?
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Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
A virus was just downloaded to your computer.
(Sorry, messed up.)
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
im pretty sure you did it wrong. You need to make a situation
the situation is that a virus has been downloaded to your computer
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
Situation: You are stuck watching the same episode of the same season of the same show. How do you not get bored?
Mr Carpet, can find me a new show to watch?
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I take Memer to watch all the films and theater shows Monty Python's Flying Circus has ever created.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
DERTINUS!!!
I believe you've forgotten the MOST IMPORTANT rule of the game!!!
THE CARPET CAN ONLY SPEAK IN IMAGES!!!!!
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
You are strapped to train tracks and a train is coming.
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
Why am I in a generic movie scene?
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The rainbow words won't go away.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
Carpet, will you hide that nasty unicorn fecal matter under the rug...or something?
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
My mouth tastes like purple.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
Can a mouth really taste like a color?
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My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk