Whatever. The rabbit jumps up onto my head, and violently decapitates me. Blood and gore sprays everywhere, and I fall to the ground.
EDIT: In the time I wrote this, I didn't see that the rabbit was defeated. The line above was a description of an alternate timeline, where the rabbit survived.
Having an argument that needs solved? A matter that can’t be settled in a civil manner?
no need to fight in real life! Come on down to the battleground!
this is an open field with plenty of space to duke it out and come to an agreement!
no homebrew but other then that no rules!
I guess we now have a place to dump all the random wars between cults.
A fool pulls the leaves. A brute chops the trunk. A sage digs the roots.
My Improved Lineage System
Indeed and in a place where homebrew gets you split into individual atoms scattered across the multiverse, unable to be revived!
LET THE CRUSADES BEGIN!
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I am ready for battle.
A fool pulls the leaves. A brute chops the trunk. A sage digs the roots.
My Improved Lineage System
As am I, are you Levi or ni
I serve Levi. But the Knights of Ni are not the greatest evil on this forum.
A fool pulls the leaves. A brute chops the trunk. A sage digs the roots.
My Improved Lineage System
Oh, I agree. We're merely going to start with the K-NI-ghts of Ni and the Cult of the Caerbannog Rabbit, and then move on.
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Folks...the rabbit asks for a treaty. He can't stand up to the might of Levi and Sedge.
Actually, this could be fun.
*Sneak attack* BITE!
Attack Roll: 4662
Damage: 9660 piercing damage + 624832 radiant damage
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A fool pulls the leaves. A brute chops the trunk. A sage digs the roots.
My Improved Lineage System
Rules are rules. Bye wabbit
Sorry, I'm using the *cough* official *cough* DM's stat block;)
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the bovines watch. they eat grass. they watch some more.
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
The rabbit has been annihilated
Knights of ni?
Whatever. The rabbit jumps up onto my head, and violently decapitates me. Blood and gore sprays everywhere, and I fall to the ground.
EDIT: In the time I wrote this, I didn't see that the rabbit was defeated. The line above was a description of an alternate timeline, where the rabbit survived.
A fool pulls the leaves. A brute chops the trunk. A sage digs the roots.
My Improved Lineage System
I call this petty injustice. But tell me one thing, Lord of Squeegees
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What is that, baddest of the bovines?
Tooltip said stat block or remain destroyed
One thing
😂
i'll use the tarrasque to fight the knights of ni.
Frightful Presence: DC 17 Wisdom saving throw.
Bite: 34 to hit, 39 damage (piercing).
Claw #1: 24 to hit, 26 damage (slashing).
Claw #2: 28 to hit, 33 damage (slashing).
Horns: 26 to hit, 40 damage (slashing).
Tail: 22 to hit, 27 damage (bludgeoning).
Total: 161 damage.
There is no dawn after eternal night.
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