Lightless one, it’s your turn, any attacks made out of initiative by anyone will not count and the player will be paralyzed 

Attacking: i_love_tarrasques

BA: Branding Smite
Attack #1 (Longsword +3): 23 to hit, 22 slashing damage and 2 radiant from improved divine smite.
Branding Smite: 7 radiant.
Divine Smite (3rd level slot): 21 radiant.
 Attack #2 (Longsword +3): 28 to hit, 16 slashing damage and 3 radiant from improved divine smite.
Divine Smite (3rd level slot): 24 radiant.

You miss... 💪😆 Or fail to Pierce my thicc hide.

Is it my turn now squeegee Lord?

Yes

Multiattack: 24 23 21 21 29

24 27 24 42 21

Roll a DC 17 wis saving throw or be frightened

 and A STR saving throw or be knocked prone.

The Tarrasque has AC 25. So you still took 72 damage.

Wisdom Save: 37
Strength Save: 40

Lightless, it’s your turn

Ok. Same as last time.

BA: Branding Smite
Attack #1 (Longsword +3): 34 to hit, 22 slashing damage and 7 radiant from improved divine smite.
Branding Smite: 3 radiant.
Divine Smite (3rd level slot): 18 radiant.
 Attack #2 (Longsword +3): 33 to hit, 22 slashing damage and 3 radiant from improved divine smite.
Divine Smite (3rd level slot): 28 radiant.

Take 103 damage. Now you are at 501 hp.

Make sure your tracking all the spell slots your burning 

Quote from The_Lightless_One >>

BA: Branding Smite
Attack #1 (Longsword +3): 34 to hit, 22 slashing damage and 7 radiant from improved divine smite.
Branding Smite: 3 radiant.
Divine Smite (3rd level slot): 18 radiant.
 Attack #2 (Longsword +3): 33 to hit, 22 slashing damage and 3 radiant from improved divine smite.
Divine Smite (3rd level slot): 28 radiant.

 You don’t have a fourth 3rd level slot for divine smite because you have 3 3rd and your other turn you did 2 3rd level smites and then you used your 3rd for this turns first attack so the 28 on the second attack doesn’t happen 

Quote from SqueegeeLord >>

Make sure your tracking all the spell slots your burning 

 i am. One 2nd level slot left and no 3rd level ones.

Quote from The_Lightless_One >>

Quote from SqueegeeLord >>

Make sure your tracking all the spell slots your burning 

 i am. One 2nd level slot left and no 3rd level ones.

 Thanks!

Tarrasques, it’s your turn

Quote from The_Lightless_One >>

Take 103 damage. Now you are at 501 hp.

 You only take 75 damage and you are at 529

Also, lightless, you have a lot of magic items. Like, 36 total 33 of them very rare

Quote from SqueegeeLord >>

Also, lightless, you have a lot of magic items. Like, 36 total 33 of them very rare

 it's because i_love_tarrasques chose a CR 30 monster...

24 28 39 21 24

25 35 29 23 24

Crit damage: 18

Legendary action: Chomp  24 40 if a hit you're swallowed