I don't accept the invitation. Later, after they blow their factory up, I inform them that they're idiots because glass isn't flammable.
A tarrasque with infinite hit points starts trying to eat you.
WHAT DO YOU DO???????
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DM: "You successfully cast Wish. What do you do?" Me: "I use it to wish for unlimited 9th-level spell slots and the ability to cast Wish whenever I want without taking necrotic damage." DM: "...Not gonna happen."
Wait for Portent to give me a 1 and hit the tarrasque with a save-or-die spell.
You are a 1st-level character. You are being hunted by a 3rd-level Divination wizard, a 3rd-level Knowledge cleric, and a 3rd-level Inquisitive rogue. The rogue is a variant human with 16 Int, 16 Wis, the Observant feat, and proficiency and Expertise in Perception and Investigation.
What do you do?
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"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Yes, I have 0 posts. Why? Because I'm currently wasting my entire life on Adohand's Kitchen... My magic items(from cloaks of reading to stones of lesser summoning. 9 items! Please don't question the weird flavor texts.)
I'm a level 20 warlock with all the boons! I simply take a short rest in the guest room, then come back and cast blight on it.
You're given a free copy of the next D&D expansion that Wizards of the Coast is planning to release. You can't wait to read it, but when you open the cover, it turns out to be an ancient red dragon that was polymorphed into a book and is very, very hostile towards you.
Yes, I have 0 posts. Why? Because I'm currently wasting my entire life on Adohand's Kitchen... My magic items(from cloaks of reading to stones of lesser summoning. 9 items! Please don't question the weird flavor texts.)
I get a job and buy them with money and ignore disgusting internet memes that should stay dead.
Your friend comes over with a copy of dark souls, but when he boots it up its Mass Effect Andromeda. He complains about being stuck on the Taurus Demon as he gets gunned down by weird alien things.
WYD MANG
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Monster Hunter fanatic. Fighting Game Player. Talk to me about them speedruns and buttons.
I eat it before it eats me. My patron happens to have given me a world-famous recipe for mimic fudge...
I let you have a piece of fudge. Unfortunately, it's poisoned, and the poison is so fierce that it ignores any resistances to poison's effects. It turns you into a cat... Oh, and I happen to have an even better recipe for cat brownies.
Yes, I have 0 posts. Why? Because I'm currently wasting my entire life on Adohand's Kitchen... My magic items(from cloaks of reading to stones of lesser summoning. 9 items! Please don't question the weird flavor texts.)
Yes, I have 0 posts. Why? Because I'm currently wasting my entire life on Adohand's Kitchen... My magic items(from cloaks of reading to stones of lesser summoning. 9 items! Please don't question the weird flavor texts.)
Why, Cthulhu is my patron! I simply get Cthulhu to persuade the cultists to let them go. Life is easy as a warlock!
I cast every single harmful spell on you in existence, including all the insta-kill Homebrew spells because the DM decided to let us use them, just because we could.
What do you do?
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Yes, I have 0 posts. Why? Because I'm currently wasting my entire life on Adohand's Kitchen... My magic items(from cloaks of reading to stones of lesser summoning. 9 items! Please don't question the weird flavor texts.)
I don't accept the invitation. Later, after they blow their factory up, I inform them that they're idiots because glass isn't flammable.
A tarrasque with infinite hit points starts trying to eat you.
WHAT DO YOU DO???????
DM: "You successfully cast Wish. What do you do?"
Me: "I use it to wish for unlimited 9th-level spell slots and the ability to cast Wish whenever I want without taking necrotic damage."
DM: "...Not gonna happen."
I ask it nicely to stop eating me and go home (and yes, I say "please")
It turns out that the tarrasque's home is your hose.
What does thou doeth?
I use misty step to get in and out my house. Now i have the best guard dog ever!
You have to break into my house. What do YOU do?
Wait for Portent to give me a 1 and hit the tarrasque with a save-or-die spell.
You are a 1st-level character. You are being hunted by a 3rd-level Divination wizard, a 3rd-level Knowledge cleric, and a 3rd-level Inquisitive rogue. The rogue is a variant human with 16 Int, 16 Wis, the Observant feat, and proficiency and Expertise in Perception and Investigation.
What do you do?
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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I dig a hole in the ground, cover it with a pile of rocks, and wait for them to give up.
The squidman horde is invading every village in their vow to obtain every dinner roll in the known universe.
Wut doo u DEW m8
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
I tell AcerakTheEternal to stop saying stuff about squids. ( I eat the rolls)
You just ran out of Halloween candy.
?weduudtuhW
I cast Goodberry over a bowl of sugar and have desert that way!
There's a knock on your door, you inquire as to whom it might be and they simply say "Candygram." in a gruff Chicago accent.
Ooh Candy! you think to yourself, and open up...but it turns out to be a Bullete!
Wot u gun' do, m8?
I cast power word kill.
You are transformed into a commoner with 1 in every ability score. All of your cool features are gone, and you have -100000000 XP.
What do you do?
Yes, I have 0 posts. Why? Because I'm currently wasting my entire life on Adohand's Kitchen...
My magic items (from cloaks of reading to stones of lesser summoning. 9 items! Please don't question the weird flavor texts.)
I create a new character.
A shrieker has decided to make its home in your bedroom.
What do you do?
I'm a level 20 warlock with all the boons! I simply take a short rest in the guest room, then come back and cast blight on it.
You're given a free copy of the next D&D expansion that Wizards of the Coast is planning to release. You can't wait to read it, but when you open the cover, it turns out to be an ancient red dragon that was polymorphed into a book and is very, very hostile towards you.
What do you do?
Yes, I have 0 posts. Why? Because I'm currently wasting my entire life on Adohand's Kitchen...
My magic items (from cloaks of reading to stones of lesser summoning. 9 items! Please don't question the weird flavor texts.)
I call bob the builder. He can't fix it...
BUT HE CAN BURY IT
you are a disgusting, immobile neckbeard. You want chicken tendies, but you don't have enough good boy points.
WHAT
DO
YOU
DEW
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
I get a job and buy them with money and ignore disgusting internet memes that should stay dead.
Your friend comes over with a copy of dark souls, but when he boots it up its Mass Effect Andromeda. He complains about being stuck on the Taurus Demon as he gets gunned down by weird alien things.
WYD MANG
Monster Hunter fanatic. Fighting Game Player. Talk to me about them speedruns and buttons.
I leave. I don't care about his problems, because they are small and trivial.
A mimic appears in front of you. It is hungry.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
I eat it before it eats me. My patron happens to have given me a world-famous recipe for mimic fudge...
I let you have a piece of fudge. Unfortunately, it's poisoned, and the poison is so fierce that it ignores any resistances to poison's effects. It turns you into a cat... Oh, and I happen to have an even better recipe for cat brownies.
What do you do?
Yes, I have 0 posts. Why? Because I'm currently wasting my entire life on Adohand's Kitchen...
My magic items (from cloaks of reading to stones of lesser summoning. 9 items! Please don't question the weird flavor texts.)
I unleash my ultimate transformation into the mighty
G A R F I E L F
A colossal mound of lasagna crushes you.
OD UOY OD TAHW
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
I'm still a level 20 warlock! I cast gaseous form and slip through a crack in the lasagna mound. Nothing gets past a good ol' Level 20 warlock.
The poison's effects are lingering. They turn you into a bat. Oh, and you're deafened, so no blindsight.
What do you do?
Yes, I have 0 posts. Why? Because I'm currently wasting my entire life on Adohand's Kitchen...
My magic items (from cloaks of reading to stones of lesser summoning. 9 items! Please don't question the weird flavor texts.)
I take a nap. When I wake up, everything will be better :D
A lich curses you (and you couldn't find any way to counter it) so that you lose all levels in your classes and are put inside the Tomb of Horrors.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
I simply go out the real entrance. Know your dungeon, scrub.
A cult of cthulhu had kidnapped your family.
You do what do
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
Why, Cthulhu is my patron! I simply get Cthulhu to persuade the cultists to let them go. Life is easy as a warlock!
I cast every single harmful spell on you in existence, including all the insta-kill Homebrew spells because the DM decided to let us use them, just because we could.
What do you do?
Yes, I have 0 posts. Why? Because I'm currently wasting my entire life on Adohand's Kitchen...
My magic items (from cloaks of reading to stones of lesser summoning. 9 items! Please don't question the weird flavor texts.)
I haunt you forever.
Your patron is killed by a meddling party of adventurers.
What do you do?
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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