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You go to a store looking to buy Original Pringles, only to see no Original Pringles anywhere, you ask the shopkeeper where they are, and the shopkeeper informs you that no such product exists, what do you do?
I immediately seek out the Men In Black and demand to talk to the manager so they can tell me why the fRiCk I was teleported to a universe that has no Original Pringles because I want my Pringles.
You own a dog, you love your dog, this dog is the best thing that's even happened to you. You are best friends and you do everything together and this dog makes your life just like heaven. Your dog has recently taught itself to learn English, but it only speaks in 'Furry Speak' (OwO, UwU, *nuzzles*, X3). Waddyado?
Use my handy Infinity Gauntlet to snap. They're turned to dust.
I'm about to use my Infinity Gauntlet to kill half the life in the universe. What are you going to do?
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
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I just think to myself ”He knows that only works if he has all the stones, right?”
I'm going to eat an apple top to bottom, what do you do?
Edit: I'm actually watching infinity war right now, lol
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Send help pleaseI'm going to use my time stone and turn your apple to dust.
I'm going to get the rest of the stones and snap.
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
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”Oh yeah? Well you can't snap with a big dumb gauntlet on, nerd” I say to you
I'm going to buy another apple from the apple salesman over there
The proud owner of over 8000 hours in Terraria.
Send help pleaseI'm going to buy all the apples from the apple salesman before you can buy another one.
I open my own apple selling booth and start selling apples.
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I go to that booth
I buy an apple from the newly opened apple booth
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Send help pleaseI poisoned it! HA!
Your dying of apple poisoning.
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Luckily I have the antidote! I chug it and am no longer dying.
I throw the apple in the garbage.
What do you do?
I eat an apple in contentment.
Your mother has turned into a homocidal maniac.
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I tell her to turn away, that person is dangerous!
You see an extremely stereotypical gnome spinning on his hat in the middle of the road, what do you do?
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Send help pleasePunch it until it breaks.
On the other side of the door is Tiamat!!!
What do you do?
Pray to the almighty dragon God (Gods?)
You come across a large empty room while dungeon delving, what do you do?
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Send help pleaseI leave the large empty room.
You come across a large empty room, enter it, and realize the only entrance was a one-way door! What DO you do?
I sit down, pull out a tube of Sour Cream & Onion Pringles, and start eating them, accepting my death
You wake up one day and go to D&D Beyond, only to realize the forum games section has been deleted! What do you do?
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Send help pleasePull out a tube of ORIGINAL (better) pringles and eat them contemplating life, the universe, and everything
Every meme currently existing is suddenly replaced by stale Ugandan Knuckles memes
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I'm the idiot that decides to make Phil Swift in DnD.
Wait a couple of days for the knuckles to flush out, so I can begin browsing memes again
You go to a store looking to buy Original Pringles, only to see no Original Pringles anywhere, you ask the shopkeeper where they are, and the shopkeeper informs you that no such product exists, what do you do?
The proud owner of over 8000 hours in Terraria.
Send help pleaseI immediately seek out the Men In Black and demand to talk to the manager so they can tell me why the fRiCk I was teleported to a universe that has no Original Pringles because I want my Pringles.
You own a dog, you love your dog, this dog is the best thing that's even happened to you. You are best friends and you do everything together and this dog makes your life just like heaven. Your dog has recently taught itself to learn English, but it only speaks in 'Furry Speak' (OwO, UwU, *nuzzles*, X3). Waddyado?
Still love it just the same, because nothing is going to get in the way of me and my doggo, also slowly start to teach it normal English
You wake up one day to see that you are a ghost, floating above your dead body which bled out to death, what do you do?
The proud owner of over 8000 hours in Terraria.
Send help please