Wait for Alduin to come along and accidentally allow me to escape while blowing everything up. I am Dovahkiin!
You accidentally sacrificed the wrong virgin to keep the Deep Ones appeased, and now they're coming to wreak eldritch destruction upon the earth. The Deep Ones are picky that way.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Push the other boss villain I'm fighting at it as an offering, and get the heck out of there.
You see 16,000 orcish shamans circled around you, chanting in preparation for a massive meteor swarm storm in the area around you. You find yourself all out of spell slots. What do you do?
I call out to the fighter to kindly shoot the balloon. Hopefully it's a big enough balloon so he won't miss.
As you walk through a busy town, a priest tries to sell you miracle spring water. What do you do?
IT'S A HOAX!!! I scream and tear off his head.
Cute little bunnies are stabbing your legs into bloody pulp. They are so cute you can't imagine killing them.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I can't kill them, however, my companion is a Dire Wolf and doesn't feel the same way. I tell him it's dinner time.
You look out and see what seems to be a haze. It is in every direction, however, you soon realize that you are surrounded by Gelatinous Cubes.
I left Heavens Gate to seek the truth of 9 legendary warriors who once visited my homeland. They are known as "The Cloud Nine".
Since I'm an Aarakocra I just fly over them.
You as chained to a wall in a huge deep dungeon with a ton of hobgoblins.
What do you do?
Pico De Lolobardo; Aarakocra bard.
Tyto is family of owls like the Barn Owl.
I'm a druid, so I simply turn into the rat and sneak out, being completely ignored by the hobgoblins.
An evil wizard places a curse on you so that if you do not drink a gallon of water every minute, you will die a horrible and painful death.
What dost thou doeth?
Imma druid. I turn into a fish and live out the rest of my days in the ocean.
The water in the ocean has been poisoned.
whatcha gonna do?
Nothing because I drink freshwater.
A dragon comes down and destroys your town.
Whatcha gonna do?
Pico De Lolobardo; Aarakocra bard.
Tyto is family of owls like the Barn Owl.
Nothing because I drink freshwater.
A dragon comes down and destroys your town.
Whatcha gonna do?
Pico De Lolobardo; Aarakocra bard.
Tyto is family of owls like the Barn Owl.
Nothing because I drink freshwater.
A dragon comes down and destroys your town.
Whatcha gonna do?
Pico De Lolobardo; Aarakocra bard.
Tyto is family of owls like the Barn Owl.
Move to another town. (I'm fickle that way)
Uh, you forgot to list a scenario... but I do one for ya.
You are lost in a forest with no roads. map, and are low on food what do you do?
Pico De Lolobardo; Aarakocra bard.
Tyto is family of owls like the Barn Owl.
Drink a potion that turns me into a dragon and fly out.
You are sentenced to death and have absolutely no way to escape. What do you do?
Wait for Alduin to come along and accidentally allow me to escape while blowing everything up. I am Dovahkiin!
You accidentally sacrificed the wrong virgin to keep the Deep Ones appeased, and now they're coming to wreak eldritch destruction upon the earth. The Deep Ones are picky that way.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I sacrifice my best friend and everything stops.
You were just eaten by a Komodo Dragon. What do you do?
I try to cut my way out.
The dragon spits you out and you are underground in a small cave and covered in muck. What do you do?
*deadpan* Oh no, don't do that.
Come. tea parties are fun.
When you enquire about the menu, you realize that you are the appetizers, main course, and desert all rolled into one.
WHAT DEW U DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ><
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
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I insert as much dynamite as possible into me, and die smiling while they burn
Your childhood goldfish is a wizard, and is trying to kill you.
W h A t dO YOu Do
I'm the idiot that decides to make Phil Swift in DnD.
Laugh, and dodge all of his spells. Goldfish have no Intelligence.
Your childhood Mind Flayer is a wizard, and is trying to kill you
Whatcha gonna dew?????????
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Push the other boss villain I'm fighting at it as an offering, and get the heck out of there.
You see 16,000 orcish shamans circled around you, chanting in preparation for a massive meteor swarm storm in the area around you. You find yourself all out of spell slots. What do you do?