Get an apple from a handy apple orchard.

You walk to the apple orchard and find it has been totally obliterated by an ancient red dragon!!

What do YOU do????

Search through the rubble to find enough pieces of apple to bake an apple pie.

During baking, you realize you're all out of cinnamon to bring the pie to perfection. You go to the store to buy some, but it turns out the cinnamon harvest was just dreadful last year.

What do you do?

Just us some Cinnamon Toast Crunch in place of actual cinnamon... I'm not a very good baker...

You wake up one night to the sounds of a dragon outside, looking out one of your windows, you see two adult brass dragons fighting with each other in your town/city, what do you do?!?

Try to settle the conflict by inviting them over for some fresh apple pie.

There are two adult brass dragons in your house, upset at you because you used Cinnamon Toast Crunch in place of cinnamon for the apple pie you gave them. It tasted horrible.

What do you do?

Wild shape into an ant and run away

Your house is burning down, seems the Brass dragons weren't too happy, what do you do?

I slay a red dragon and give its head to the dragons to appease them.

The brass dragons want you to kill the Tarrasque now. You're level 3.
What do you do?

Shrug questioningly and kill the Terrasque.

The Terrasque shell trophy is too big to hang up over your fireplace. Also you house is burnt down.

What do you do?

I build a new house from the tarrasque shell, of course.

The gamers are rising up, and their most powerful alchemists have brewed and elixir from the bathwater of their goddess.

What do you do?

Smash the bottle containing the elixir.

Whilst you and your level 15 party explore a cave, you find a beholder.  She tells you her name is Chatakhoa, and she has an identical twin named Zushaxx who is unrepentantly evil.  After a successful Insight check, you find that she is actually neutral good, and she is telling the whole truth.  She tasks you with finding, converting (if at all possible), and/or killing (if converting isn't possible) Zushaxx.

What do you do?

i kill her and ally with Zushaxx

you become a donkey man

WHAT DO U DO???? 

Use my donkey hooves to kill you and Zushaxx

After a nat 20 on a perception check in a room where there is nothing to see, for a split second, you find yourself on a giant table.  You and your companions look stiff and lifeless.  THe giants seem to be throwing dice as big as your head and one comes flying toward you before you find yourself back with your party in the room.  What do you do>?

I wake up from my dream and think of lunch.

A white dragon shoves its tail in the Empire State Building. What do you do?

Get out of the Empire State Building (this doesn’t mean that I go there, though. I’ve never been there OOC)

The world is being invaded by 100 Adult Black Dragon, and only you can save the world. WHAT DO YOU DO???

Knowing I can't save the world completely by myself I ralley up some powerful friends to help.

You are one of my friends. What do you do to help save the world from 100 adult black dragon?

Cast Wish and make them all die.

Your character is in love with a party member. However, you are confronted by another party member in secret, who reveals they love her and want your help in getting them to like them. What do you do, knowing that they don’t know that you like that same character?

I kill them, and animate them as a wight to control my armies. Now they won't have a chance with the other party member!

You were just murdered, and come back as a Revenant. You have a year to avenge yourself, but your killer is unknown.

What do you do?

A revenant always knows.  I kill them.

You encounter a treasure hoard with every single legendary item, artifact, and sentient item in DnD 5e, but you only have time to grab one item.  If you grab more than 1, the Tarrasque will wake up and eat you.

I grab my portable hole out of my pocket, and a bag of holding, and put one of them in the other next to the pile, so I don't have to grab them. Then, I use one of the many magic items to travel to wherever I want to go.

You have to fight a lich that has no known phylactery location or Tiamat. What do you do?

I whack the lich with a vorpal greatsword and an antimatter rifle until it dies and reforms.

you now have an angry lich coming at you to avenge his death as well as a bunch of his undead servants.

WHAT DO YOU DO 

I inform the lich that it was darkling, not me, that destroyed it, then teleport away.

You stumbled into a mind flayer lair thinking it was a bar.  You have just now realized your mistake; what do you do