I take the money, and go back for the person, save them, and give them some of the money.

You are about to get assassinated by the Russian government. What do you do during your last few hours?

Prepare to take out as many as possible with traps and flee to Poland, claiming refugee status

You need to get food for your family, but every place that you could get food is closed to you because you have a highly contagious plague. What do you do?

I leave. Come back in a couple hours. Poison the water supply in secret. Find another plase to get food quickly before the plague pandemic that is about to occur...raid by nightfall If I must. One way or another I'm getting food ,and someone's gonna regret turning me away...

You are given the opportunity to become a human guinea pig. Some scientists wanna test out some new super soldier serum. If you survive you get the money either way. die your family gets the money. If it's a success they will likely turn you into the next captain america or winter soldier or something like that ,but on the other hand you could be suffering from terrible medical malpractice ,and have no way of suing as they will no doubt eliminate you if you try to speak out. You could get rich quick or you can walk away. What will you do?

I leave. It was probably a scam anyway. Plus, I'm 99% sure I wouldn't qualify for the study anyway. They have a tendency to do that.

You come across a water supply. It happens to be the one that Dolan just poisoned. You're about to die of thirst. What do you do?

Depends. do i have iodine and do i have an hour to live or so for the water to purify, also, what kind of poison is it.

The super soldier that wasn't you sir nature writer (the serum worked) has actually turned the person into a literal giant superhuman guinea pig that is preparing to slay you. what do you do to stop being killed.

distract it with a guinea pig wheel

you realise that a giant superhuman hamster won't fit in a hamster ball and is coming after you, what do you do

Run, trip and fall into a random bottomless pit that just appeared out of nowhere.

you're about to be flattened by a plane falling out of the sky, what do you do?

Run sideways

you gain immense magical powers, what is the first thing you do?

Create a giant fortress with random stuff sticking out of the sides

a pizza comes to life and tries to eat you, what do you do?

Eat it.

a cow walks up to you and asks you to join a cult, what do you do?

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Eat it.

a cow walks up to you and asks you to join a cult, what do you do?

 Accept, then sacrifice the cow by burning it alive.

You receive word that someone is trying to assassinate you while you sleep. What do you do?

sleep under the bed so I can murder them instead 

you are captured by drow

I am captured by drow

there is a monster under your bed, and it’s name is Charles. It is friendly. You just found out about Charles. Response?

I hug Charles because he is friendly and I lay in wait for my assailant 

you fall down a slide that you don’t know where it goes. What do you do 

Slide down, OBVIOUSLY.

you hear your father coming up the stairs. You then realize that your father died 15 years ago and you live in a single story house, alone.

I unleash it on my enemies.

You wake up surrounded by thousands of Warhammer 40,000 models, all fully assembled and painted, with no recollection of how they got there. What do you do?

Look at them in adoration for a full 3 hours.

you have magic armor, but can’t take it off when you put it on. Do you put it on?

That depends. How much does it cover?

You are contacted by a strange entity that tries to make a pact with you. What do you do?

pretend to be deaf and mute

It rips you to shreds for lying