Scream, “AGGGHHHH CRUD, GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF” as my cat loving sister has a panic attack from the cuteness and my friends laugh their heads off.
your friends laugh at you for no reason, what do you do?
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she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Cast the first spell that comes into my head as a panic reaction.
you are learning magic, but you first have to pick what element you wish to specialize in, what do you chose? (Water, storm, air, mind, lightning, chaos, fire, earth)
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
You walk down the street and reach a fork in the road. One path leads to a cave ,and you see a torch inside the cave which leads you to believe someone may still be there ,and the other leads to a dense forested area with ,and theres a ripped coin pouch laying near one of the trees with coins pouring out. Which path do you take?.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
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I try to persuade them that I am a block of cheese.
You are a mind flayer that came across a large block of cheese.
What do you do?
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Eat it.
A mind flayer is attempting to eat you, thinking you are a large block of cheese.
What do you do?
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
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Ask it why it is trying to eat an ordinary block of cheese, as illithids don't eat dairy.
A block of cheese that you're about to eat asks you why you're going to eat it.
What do you do?
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Confused by the fact that cheese is talking to me I wonder if the mushrooms I ate earlier were in fact safe to eat.
An Illithid shows up to your door asking about poison mushrooms.
What do you do)
I answer its question truthfully so as not to get on its bad side.
You are a mind flayer who ate a poisonous mushroom and the only way you'll survive is to find a cure only makeable by wizards. *shudder*
What do you do?
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
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I ask the wizard if speaking cheese is a material component for the cure.
You are a wizard just asked if speaking cheese is a material component for a cure to poisonous mushrooms by an Illithid.
What do you do?
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“No”
You best friend is kidnapped by Count Strahd. What do you do?
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[A]
Go surrender and become a vampire spawn, then jump him and become a vampire. kill him and rescue said friend.
On the way out of the castle a demon come out of a crack and says that your friend had a contract with lolth (they are a drow now)
what do you do
I kill the demon.
You are the aforementioned friend and that stuff just happened. What do you do?
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
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I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
i would jump off a bridge
Oh, sorry
You friend just jumped off a bridge.
I stare upwards, and ask, "Wait, when did I have friends?"
You are a god, and the world that you spent 300 million years creating just created heroes that are now attempting to kill you. What do you do?
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I turn the heroes into kittens
you are a mighty hero who has been turned into a kitten by a powerful god. what do you do?
Head Sorcerer and creator of the worshippers of Levi Rocks
I go on a quest searching for a way to return to human form and try to rally the other kittens to join me on the quest.
You notice a kitten trying to get you to follow it. what do you do?
I kick it
You're an adventurer now true polymorphed into a kitten, and you just got kicked in your face. What do you do?
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Use my claws to attach myself to the face of the god
a kitten has just attached itself to your face
what do you do
Scream, “AGGGHHHH CRUD, GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF” as my cat loving sister has a panic attack from the cuteness and my friends laugh their heads off.
your friends laugh at you for no reason, what do you do?
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Get defensive and ask what's so funny though my reaction will likely make them laugh more.
You're traveling through the woods and are suddenly ambushed by thieves. What do you do?
Cast the first spell that comes into my head as a panic reaction.
you are learning magic, but you first have to pick what element you wish to specialize in, what do you chose? (Water, storm, air, mind, lightning, chaos, fire, earth)
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
fire.
You walk down the street and reach a fork in the road. One path leads to a cave ,and you see a torch inside the cave which leads you to believe someone may still be there ,and the other leads to a dense forested area with ,and theres a ripped coin pouch laying near one of the trees with coins pouring out. Which path do you take?.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)