Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.

I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.

I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items

"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"

the biggest screwup since the screw was invented

Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.

I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.

I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items

"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"

Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge

Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)

Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)

Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)

Ex Sig

I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.

I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!

Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.

Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge

Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)

Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)

Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)

Ex Sig

Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?

My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.

I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Black Lives Matter

Count as high as you can before Nikoli_Goodfellow Posts!

Extended Signature, The Best Paradox, We all knew it.

I participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with several champions they are all in my extended signature Win Streak: 0 Total Wins: 19 Total Loses: 6

Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?

My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.

I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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This is ItsNotAChest’s alternate, so no some random psychopath hasn’t stolen their storylines/posts. Or maybe I did. Who knows…

I am what happens when you write character concepts on a spice high

#ForeverAlone

#ForeverDM

[roll]7d6[/roll] 

Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))

Drummer Generated Title

After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀  and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"

Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?

My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.

I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature

the biggest screwup since the screw was invented

Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?

My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.

I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature

Black Lives Matter

Count as high as you can before Nikoli_Goodfellow Posts!

Extended Signature, The Best Paradox, We all knew it.

I participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with several champions they are all in my extended signature Win Streak: 0 Total Wins: 19 Total Loses: 6

[roll]7d6[/roll] 

Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))

Drummer Generated Title

After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀  and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"

She/They/it

Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.

Definitely not an undead.

Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?

My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.

I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature

This is ItsNotAChest’s alternate, so no some random psychopath hasn’t stolen their storylines/posts. Or maybe I did. Who knows…

I am what happens when you write character concepts on a spice high

#ForeverAlone

#ForeverDM

the biggest screwup since the screw was invented