I am referencing memes from a game I haven’t played.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The local crime boss doesn't like how creative your getting, he also has bolt cutters...
I'm scrolling through my phone.
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I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
It explodes. This causes you to stumble backwards off the edge of the boat your on into the water filled with dangerous piranhas. Say goodbye to your skin!
I am causing technological devices on a boat to explode.
You descend into the darkest depths of the ocean, where the water pressure is strong enough to hold your form together. But then you get eaten by a goblin shark.
I am a goblin loading myself and other goblins into a trebuchet aimed at an adult black dragon, ready to fly through the air to land on top of it and start stabbing. The chief is about to set off the trebuchet.
I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
oh the possibilities... you are a very renowned adventurer. Your stories have spread throughout the land and to the ears of the undead Xanathar, raised from the dead by the feared Asmodeus. The Xanathar sent hordes of mercenaries and servants to take you down, fearing that his underground crime syndicate would once again be foiled. After fighting your way through many battles, solving near impossible puzzles and finally tracking down the Xanathar, you must sneak into his lair to take and destroy the crystal keeping him alive. One nat 1 stealth check later you stub your toe and are discovered. While distracted by the pain of you toe. the Xanathar blasts you with a disintegration ray.
I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
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A portal to the Elemental Plane of Water suddenly opens in the top floor of the inn right next to where you're performing due to a warlock who never thinks anything through who was trying to go talk to their patron. You barely survive the flood that follows, but somehow you manage to succeed on your death saves. But then a blind judge hits you with her gavel, as you somehow managed to teleport into a feywild courtroom.
I am an Ankle Shanker leading an army of 29 1/1 blue Bird creature tokens in battle against an opponent with only 1 available mana and 18 remaining health.
I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
The table's legs give out and it falls onto you. You are not killed by the crushing weight of the table, but by the saw the carpenter set on said table, which slices into your skull.
you also happened to multi-class into Wild Magic Sorcerer and you accidently cast fireball on yourself, the effects are multiplied because your in such a small place.
I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
You get tossed into the incinerator.
I am referencing memes from a game I haven’t played.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You find out that the cake is a lie and die from a heart attack.
I am covered in guns.
There are so many you are crushed by the weight.
I am coming up with a creative way to kill someone rather than the obvious way while hanging from a chain above a vat of acid.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
The local crime boss doesn't like how creative your getting, he also has bolt cutters...
I'm scrolling through my phone.
I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
It explodes. This causes you to stumble backwards off the edge of the boat your on into the water filled with dangerous piranhas. Say goodbye to your skin!
I am causing technological devices on a boat to explode.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
The boat itself has an electric motor. Say goodbye....
I am a blobfish.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
You descend into the darkest depths of the ocean, where the water pressure is strong enough to hold your form together. But then you get eaten by a goblin shark.
I am a goblin loading myself and other goblins into a trebuchet aimed at an adult black dragon, ready to fly through the air to land on top of it and start stabbing. The chief is about to set off the trebuchet.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
The rope on the trebuchet snaps when it fires, sending you and your goblin pals into the ground 300 mph. Splat.
I am a dragon that is very confused at how the goblins managed to splat themselves on the ground with a trebuchet.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
a second trebuchet fires in the distance sending a very accurate goblin through you eye while you were distracted by the first
I'm sharpening my longsword
I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
Nat 1.
You somehow manage to slice off all your limbs, and bleed to death.
I just rolled a Nat 1.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
oh the possibilities... you are a very renowned adventurer. Your stories have spread throughout the land and to the ears of the undead Xanathar, raised from the dead by the feared Asmodeus. The Xanathar sent hordes of mercenaries and servants to take you down, fearing that his underground crime syndicate would once again be foiled. After fighting your way through many battles, solving near impossible puzzles and finally tracking down the Xanathar, you must sneak into his lair to take and destroy the crystal keeping him alive. One nat 1 stealth check later you stub your toe and are discovered. While distracted by the pain of you toe. the Xanathar blasts you with a disintegration ray.
I'm juggling dulled daggers for money
I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
A portal to the Elemental Plane of Water suddenly opens in the top floor of the inn right next to where you're performing due to a warlock who never thinks anything through who was trying to go talk to their patron. You barely survive the flood that follows, but somehow you manage to succeed on your death saves. But then a blind judge hits you with her gavel, as you somehow managed to teleport into a feywild courtroom.
I am an Ankle Shanker leading an army of 29 1/1 blue Bird creature tokens in battle against an opponent with only 1 available mana and 18 remaining health.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
A boulder crushes everyone involved. Well, not a boulder, it's more like a really round mountain.
I am a ridiculously large golem who keeps throwing mountains at people.
You pick up a mountain to throw it, only to have an entire dwarven stronghold's residents spill onto your face and tear you apart with their mattocks.
I am an inanimate chair.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
you never had a life so you can't die
I'm purchasing a table from a carpenter
I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
The table's legs give out and it falls onto you. You are not killed by the crushing weight of the table, but by the saw the carpenter set on said table, which slices into your skull.
I am inside of Otiluke's Resilient Sphere
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
you also happened to multi-class into Wild Magic Sorcerer and you accidently cast fireball on yourself, the effects are multiplied because your in such a small place.
I'm opening a door
I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
The door slams into you, killing you due to a head injury.
I am trying to get more than half an hour of sleep.
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
Too bad. You have insomnia and nothing helps.
I luckily don’t have insomnia.
You have explosive diarrhea instead.
I am riding a bus made out of snow.