you get rescued by the psychopathic Plumber, AKA Mario.
i am dry Bowser.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Ever seen the movies? A bunch of Russians toss you into a fireplace.
I am Baby Yoda.
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thoughts:
most people online are like beholders. everyone has a different opinion, and they think everyone else has an incorrect opinion. they will fight you over it, usually without thinking. try to avoid beholder fights.
Credits for my profile pic go to Micro Bihon, this guy who does a lot of fan art for the band Good Kid (among other stuff). While I'm at it, listen to Good Kid. They make some pretty great music.
most people online are like beholders. everyone has a different opinion, and they think everyone else has an incorrect opinion. they will fight you over it, usually without thinking. try to avoid beholder fights.
Credits for my profile pic go to Micro Bihon, this guy who does a lot of fan art for the band Good Kid (among other stuff). While I'm at it, listen to Good Kid. They make some pretty great music.
My party is a Level 15 evocation wizard, level 20 assasin rogue, level 17 way of the open hand monk, and a level 19 college of swords bard.
I am Meowser.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Bowser Accepts the apology, making you friends. The psychopathic Maniacal plumber bashes your skull in.
I am Fury Bowser, but i didn't lose.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
You fall into the lava in your dungeon
i’m princess toadstool aka peach
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
you get rescued by the psychopathic Plumber, AKA Mario.
i am dry Bowser.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Upon contact with water, you disintegrate
I’m tails
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Ever seen the movies? A bunch of Russians toss you into a fireplace.
I am Baby Yoda.
thoughts:
most people online are like beholders. everyone has a different opinion, and they think everyone else has an incorrect opinion. they will fight you over it, usually without thinking. try to avoid beholder fights.
Credits for my profile pic go to Micro Bihon, this guy who does a lot of fan art for the band Good Kid (among other stuff). While I'm at it, listen to Good Kid. They make some pretty great music.
Your daddy Papee Slovodan Milotiç drags back to the Aarakokra's nest to tell them who eated their egg.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Anakin got to you early.
I am a person.
You happen to be a dead person.
I am THE TARRASQUE!
thoughts:
most people online are like beholders. everyone has a different opinion, and they think everyone else has an incorrect opinion. they will fight you over it, usually without thinking. try to avoid beholder fights.
Credits for my profile pic go to Micro Bihon, this guy who does a lot of fan art for the band Good Kid (among other stuff). While I'm at it, listen to Good Kid. They make some pretty great music.
My party is a Level 15 evocation wizard, level 20 assasin rogue, level 17 way of the open hand monk, and a level 19 college of swords bard.
I am Meowser.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I am groot. I am groot.
i am groot
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
The universe destroys itself, unable to handle the infinite truth and wisdom of your words.
I create a new universe in my image.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Bowser just called, he wants his Plotline back.
i am Dream Bowser.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Mario beats you.
I apologize to bowser because I didn’t even realize that plot was his.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Bowser Accepts the apology, making you friends. The psychopathic Maniacal plumber bashes your skull in.
I am Fury Bowser, but i didn't lose.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Mario rages, and bashes your skull with a wrench
i’m a raging mario
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
you rage your way under a thwomp
I am a thwomp
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
Luigi’s turn, and he dodged you this time
i’m luigi
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
In attempting to break the ceiling to get a coin, you crack your skill and die
I am on a trapdoor
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Steve flips a lever, there was lava under the trapdoor. ShhinySilver tried to swim in lava
i am steve
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
You may be Steve but I am a charged creeper
I am drinking juice
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Of a poisonous fruit
I am Bahamut
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands