You fade into the backgrounds of history. Your name is forgotten, and with no deeds to speak of, no-one could even prove that you had ever lived, even if they knew to try.
You are never heard from again. Over time, society collapses in one of the myriad of available ways. A survivor finds Disney World, and finds all the characters still shuffling around, greeting guests who aren't there. They pull the oversized plastic head off of Goofy and discover your dead & necromancer'd corpse inside the costume, bound for all eternity to greet the guests.
I put you in an antimagic field and then put you in a locked box. I wain for a few centuries and you die of old age.
I am in leomund's tiny hut within Mordenkainen's private sanctum within mordenkainen's magnificent mansion (all of which are permanent); under the constant effects of revivify, greater restoration, invulnerability, and power word heal; I have 200 hit points, am under the protection of Pelor, am a Lich, cannot die of old age, am a 3/17 Sorlock under infinite coffeelock, am in a pocket dimension, I have infinite rations, and I am a protagonist that has discovered the power of friendship and thus has plot armor. (nothing cancels out and I am the only one allowed into Leomund's tiny hut, Mordenkainen's private sanctum, and mordenkainen's magnificent mansion.)
By reading this signature, you have agreed to pull 20 cards from the deck of many things. If you lose your soul in any way, it will go to me and the following will happen: When you create your next character, you will become a celestial warlock in servitude to me. Once a month, I require an ounce of empyrean blood. If you fail to deliver on this, all the cards you pulled will converge on you at once.
After a thousand years in cowering in your layered pocket dimensions and permanent health, the magical capabilities of the greatest archmages reaches a point for a grand ritual to be completed with the casting of Karsus's avatar in attempt to take the power of Pelor. The casting is a success and with his godly might, you are wished back into a regular peasant with no special capabilities nor defenses, and then instantly killed with one single fireball.
I am a Marut that can't be affected or detected by any spells or magical effects unless it wishes to be.
Some wizards gather together grumbling about you when they have an idea, they multiclass into level 20 wizards and level 20 rogues (because one of them casted wish to gain 20 more levels) then one uses polymorph to change the wizard from goat to tabaxi where they promptly find and kill you (and if they can't find you they become a ranger as well and inevitably find you. Then they kill you.
By reading this signature, you have agreed to pull 20 cards from the deck of many things. If you lose your soul in any way, it will go to me and the following will happen: When you create your next character, you will become a celestial warlock in servitude to me. Once a month, I require an ounce of empyrean blood. If you fail to deliver on this, all the cards you pulled will converge on you at once.
The tarrasque decides to take you out for good measure
I finish your sentence
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and by speaking up to finish his sentence you alert the nightwalker which you two were hiding from, you are slaughtered.
I am 17th level paladin who has retired to a tropical island, with no loose ends or foes to speak of.
An 18th level paladin who also recently retired to that island smites the everliving daylight out of you for trespassing on his vacation
I am sitting on the sofa, enjoying a muffin
Updog
But you are in Soviet Russia, so sentence types you!
I am being alive in the least harmful way possible.
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
You fade into the backgrounds of history. Your name is forgotten, and with no deeds to speak of, no-one could even prove that you had ever lived, even if they knew to try.
I am standing alone in an empty football stadium.
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Thousands of revenant ducks swarm the stadium and quack you to death, seeking their revenge
I am in a muffin factory, with the invulnerability spell cast permanently on me forever
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The muffins all see you and get angry. They all cast power word kill.
I am sleeping.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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A mind flayer comes and eats your brain
I am at Disney world
I exist sometimes, especially when I'm DMing Curse of Strahd.
You are never heard from again. Over time, society collapses in one of the myriad of available ways. A survivor finds Disney World, and finds all the characters still shuffling around, greeting guests who aren't there. They pull the oversized plastic head off of Goofy and discover your dead & necromancer'd corpse inside the costume, bound for all eternity to greet the guests.
I am sitting enjoying my window.
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A nearby wizard accidentally lets loose a thunderwave and your beloved window is shattered, the grief causes you to perish.
I am a regular law-abiding citizen aboard a good aligned spelljammer sailing the phlogiston.
You randomly explode.
I am a chaos rat doing whatever I please
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
The sun expands, swallowing the world
I am me and also you
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
We/I fight ourselves to the death
I am in tiamat's living room
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Your antimagic field cancels out your invulnerability and you get stabbed by my level 20 tabaxi rogue .
I am hanging by my toes above a pit of angry kobolds with daggers.
"A villain is just a victim whose story hasn’t been told" -Chris Colfer
Bach is the best composer ever. "What about second breakfast?" -Pippin Took.
Make America Great Britain Again.
The kobolds cut you down and eat lunch with you, and seem quite friendly. but your food is poisoned and you die
I am in gotham
Updog
I put you in an antimagic field and then put you in a locked box. I wain for a few centuries and you die of old age.
I am in leomund's tiny hut within Mordenkainen's private sanctum within mordenkainen's magnificent mansion (all of which are permanent); under the constant effects of revivify, greater restoration, invulnerability, and power word heal; I have 200 hit points, am under the protection of Pelor, am a Lich, cannot die of old age, am a 3/17 Sorlock under infinite coffeelock, am in a pocket dimension, I have infinite rations, and I am a protagonist that has discovered the power of friendship and thus has plot armor. (nothing cancels out and I am the only one allowed into Leomund's tiny hut, Mordenkainen's private sanctum, and mordenkainen's magnificent mansion.)
Edit: I am immune to wish due to Pelor.
Hello!
By reading this signature, you have agreed to pull 20 cards from the deck of many things. If you lose your soul in any way, it will go to me and the following will happen: When you create your next character, you will become a celestial warlock in servitude to me. Once a month, I require an ounce of empyrean blood. If you fail to deliver on this, all the cards you pulled will converge on you at once.
Many thanks,
Gweledydd Slantse
After a thousand years in cowering in your layered pocket dimensions and permanent health, the magical capabilities of the greatest archmages reaches a point for a grand ritual to be completed with the casting of Karsus's avatar in attempt to take the power of Pelor. The casting is a success and with his godly might, you are wished back into a regular peasant with no special capabilities nor defenses, and then instantly killed with one single fireball.
I am a Marut that can't be affected or detected by any spells or magical effects unless it wishes to be.
Some wizards gather together grumbling about you when they have an idea, they multiclass into level 20 wizards and level 20 rogues (because one of them casted wish to gain 20 more levels) then one uses polymorph to change the wizard from goat to tabaxi where they promptly find and kill you (and if they can't find you they become a ranger as well and inevitably find you. Then they kill you.
I am an ant hill of wizard ants
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
There is a tsunami.
I am the manifestation of Limbo.
Hello!
By reading this signature, you have agreed to pull 20 cards from the deck of many things. If you lose your soul in any way, it will go to me and the following will happen: When you create your next character, you will become a celestial warlock in servitude to me. Once a month, I require an ounce of empyrean blood. If you fail to deliver on this, all the cards you pulled will converge on you at once.
Many thanks,
Gweledydd Slantse
You are looking at a star when it suddenly goes supernova in your face, killing you.
I am a bard with +11 (32) charisma and wish prepared
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"