Someone chops you down and turns you into paper (Note; don't try to make your scenario where you are impossible to kill, because someone will find a way. I'm not forbidding, just warning.)
An ancient red dragon crashes through the front of bakery, crushing you and collapsing the bakery on top of itself.
I am the Storm Titan (basically a storm giant chieftain) that kicked the dragon into the bakery.
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You see a giant cow flying at you from space for whatever reason! It’s about to hit you, but it misses by 2 feet. You heave a sigh of relief, and promptly have a heart attack and die.
Im watching this whole fiasco like a movie while eating popcorn on a couch in the middle of the road.
"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead" Game/Dungeon Mastering in: Star Wars Dawn of Defiance Playing in: Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA) "Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
You drop the potion of growth, and it splatters onto a centipede. The centipede becomes a giant centipede and kills you.
I'm the wizard who sold the potion, and who disintegrates the centipede just after it kills CherryBomb.
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew:Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew:Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Someone chops you down and turns you into paper
(Note; don't try to make your scenario where you are impossible to kill, because someone will find a way. I'm not forbidding, just warning.)
I am the lumberjack who cut down the tree
Another tree randomly falls on you.
im drinking coffee
The coffee was too hot and sets your stomach and bladder on fire.
I am a red dragon in my lair minding my own business
Your lair is suddenly stepped on by the biggest cow in existence. You are crushed.
im the cow.
the biggest red dragon eats you
i am that dragon
I am leader of the yep cult:https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/82135-yep-cult Pronouns are she/her
The moon falls from space, crushing you.
I am baking bread in a bakery.
An ancient red dragon crashes through the front of bakery, crushing you and collapsing the bakery on top of itself.
I am the Storm Titan (basically a storm giant chieftain) that kicked the dragon into the bakery.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
(Okay, people are really going big now.)
A wizard shrinks you down to the size of a spider and someone crushes you
I am the wizard
You see a giant cow flying at you from space for whatever reason! It’s about to hit you, but it misses by 2 feet. You heave a sigh of relief, and promptly have a heart attack and die.
Im watching this whole fiasco like a movie while eating popcorn on a couch in the middle of the road.
You get run over by a semi getting chased by 11 cop cars.
I have ascended to godhood.
"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead"
Game/Dungeon Mastering in:
Star Wars Dawn of Defiance
Playing in:
Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA)
"Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
..****y to have the other gods vaporize you.
I'm buying a Potion of Growth at a brewery, but I don't drink it yet.
You drop the potion of growth, and it splatters onto a centipede. The centipede becomes a giant centipede and kills you.
I'm the wizard who sold the potion, and who disintegrates the centipede just after it kills CherryBomb.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
sadly you live in a very anti wizard society and are killed by commoners
I am a mind flayer with an army of thralls and beholders
I am a noob DM and almost always a player. I love cats and want to be a super DM. Also I think that ostriches are cool.
p.s. teiflings make good wizards and the DMs guide is super helpful. So is the player's handbook.
The thralls and beholders somehow decide to break the laws of physics and go on strike, so the next party that comes to kill you does so easily.
Im resurrecting everyone and everything that has been killed throughout this entire thread just for entertainment.
even the monsters get resurrected so you are violently murdered
I am that elf wizard who can cast level 19 spells
I am a noob DM and almost always a player. I love cats and want to be a super DM. Also I think that ostriches are cool.
p.s. teiflings make good wizards and the DMs guide is super helpful. So is the player's handbook.
While you were in your tower, it suddenly blows up.
I am inside an oversized forrest
The oversized forest apparently decides it wants to go for a jog, you fall for 10 hours.
Im watching him fall.
You were a little too close and you fall along with me
I'm eating a meal at the local tavern
The meal is a mimic and eats you.
I'm the table you were eating at.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
I spill acid on you
I'm the iPad you are using
in your FACE!
OH YEAH!