Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew:Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
You are nothing. Therefore, you are not alive, therefore, you are dead.
I am the ruler of the entire cosmos.
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"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead" Game/Dungeon Mastering in: Star Wars Dawn of Defiance Playing in: Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA) "Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
There is a rebellion. You are crushed by a planet.
I am a possibility, existing entirely within the realm of possibility and not yet realized. Specifically, I am the possibility of you commenting on this thread.
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
The CIA assassinates you for breaking your deal of working for the US after WW2.
I am a planet.
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"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead" Game/Dungeon Mastering in: Star Wars Dawn of Defiance Playing in: Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA) "Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
since i am not using an ipad the paradox rips you apart.
I am at a birthday where the clown is definitely not a serial killer.
SWAT thinks you are so they kill you
I am a dm
I am a noob DM and almost always a player. I love cats and want to be a super DM. Also I think that ostriches are cool.
p.s. teiflings make good wizards and the DMs guide is super helpful. So is the player's handbook.
While DM-ing a session, a brick flies in through the window into your head, leaving you dead at the table.
I'm searching for my phone
your phone is revolting and it zaps you with a ray gun
i am the phone
I am a noob DM and almost always a player. I love cats and want to be a super DM. Also I think that ostriches are cool.
p.s. teiflings make good wizards and the DMs guide is super helpful. So is the player's handbook.
The battery on you overheats and you explode
You see a stone with a sword stuck in it.
(You mean "I see a stone with a sword stuck in it"?)
The sword animates and slices you to pieces
I am an acolyte preying at a temple
Sawee...😁
You mess something up terribly (as you preyed instead of prayed) and are smited for blasphemy
I am a mimic
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
You happened to be a chest mimic, and a wizard fireballed you to death.
I am buying a room at the Yawning Portal
You are randomly teleported and are now Dead in Thay.
I rented you the room.
An ogre throws you out a window for giving him lousy accommodations.
I am the void, I am the light, I am the world and all that lies within it.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
The strain of being two contradicting things at once makes you explode.
I'm sitting on a hill, watching the fireworks.
A firework malfunctions, falling straight down towards you and exploding you to bits in a light show.
I am a citizen of Icewind Dale.
You are bit by a Knucklehead Trout and die.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
You are nothing. Therefore, you are not alive, therefore, you are dead.
I am the ruler of the entire cosmos.
"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead"
Game/Dungeon Mastering in:
Star Wars Dawn of Defiance
Playing in:
Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA)
"Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
There is a rebellion. You are crushed by a planet.
I am a possibility, existing entirely within the realm of possibility and not yet realized. Specifically, I am the possibility of you commenting on this thread.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
(Why is everyone being an unanimous and well described thing? Awkward)
You fade away as possibilities do not exist anymore
I an a scientist sitting in my lab, out of ideas
The CIA assassinates you for breaking your deal of working for the US after WW2.
I am a planet.
"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead"
Game/Dungeon Mastering in:
Star Wars Dawn of Defiance
Playing in:
Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA)
"Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
NASA declares you just a moon, and you implode of sadness.
I'm a character in a kid's t.v show
Life just gave me lemons
I am sitting around in a morality thread
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