everyone there decides 'no morality' is 'good morality'. They brutally kill you in a very slow, painful, and sadistic way. Very bloody, and very horrific. It escalated unspeakably quickly.
I am already dead.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
An anvil falls from the heavens, breaks through the roof, and crushes you.
I am a lich that is monologuing about his evil plans to a group of 3rd level adventurers.
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew:Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Later, at 16th level, they destroy your phylactery and body, and you crumble to dust.
I am a miniature giant space hamster. In space.
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew:Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
A random reading/writing/language-themed adventuring party slays you.
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
I am in a dream (and you know how nonsensical those can be).
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
The humanoid races of the Material Plane elevate in technological prowess so rapidly over centuries that global warming begins. The eventual effects of global warming are realized far too late to be solved. Over decades the very concept of winter is slowly erased, and without a portfolio you are essentially turned into a mortal. Inevitably, you are slain by a group of mighty heroes who place your essence within a refrigerator, as one does.
I am a potion seller in a populated city on the coast. My wares are extraordinarily, unimaginably overpriced.
John Cena smites you with the power of god, anime, and memes.
I am the one and only true god, untouchable by anything or anyone and have complete control of the universe
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"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead" Game/Dungeon Mastering in: Star Wars Dawn of Defiance Playing in: Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA) "Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
The goods are mimics. And the plaza is a mimic colony. And everything is a mimic.
I am a sitting duck.
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
everyone there decides 'no morality' is 'good morality'. They brutally kill you in a very slow, painful, and sadistic way. Very bloody, and very horrific. It escalated unspeakably quickly.
I am already dead.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Someone resurrects you and kills you again
I am sitting in a locked bathroom, on the toilet
An anvil falls from the heavens, breaks through the roof, and crushes you.
I am a lich that is monologuing about his evil plans to a group of 3rd level adventurers.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Later, at 16th level, they destroy your phylactery and body, and you crumble to dust.
I am a miniature giant space hamster. In space.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
A regular-sized giant space hamster and accidentally eats you.
I am an magical sentient bookshelf
A dragon sets you on fire, burning you and the books full of arcane secrets that rest inside you.
I am the dragon who burned the bookshelf, and who is flying away from the library.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
A random reading/writing/language-themed adventuring party slays you.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
Your situation is erased from existence, you entirely cease to be.
I am a scout, climbing an inexplicably tall tree to get a better look at the surrounding terrain.
I set the tree ablaze. Burn baby burn.
I sit within the fortress of solitude.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
The seige of company breaks it down.
I am a fish in a fish tank.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
Your tank falls into the ocean and you are eaten by a bigger fish
I'm casting Fireball to blow up a wooden house
I'm waiting to see the explosives in the wooden house to go off, and kill you, as you are within radius of the explosion.
I sit inside a employees only room ,and drink soda.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
The soda is a mimic and eats you from inside.
I am in a dream (and you know how nonsensical those can be).
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
The dream is actually a nightmare, you awaken from the dream only to find yourself mysteriously dead afterwards
I am Auril the Frostmaiden
The humanoid races of the Material Plane elevate in technological prowess so rapidly over centuries that global warming begins. The eventual effects of global warming are realized far too late to be solved. Over decades the very concept of winter is slowly erased, and without a portfolio you are essentially turned into a mortal. Inevitably, you are slain by a group of mighty heroes who place your essence within a refrigerator, as one does.
I am a potion seller in a populated city on the coast. My wares are extraordinarily, unimaginably overpriced.
I roundhouse kick you in the chest for selling overpriced goods.
I am Chuck Norris
John Cena smites you with the power of god, anime, and memes.
I am the one and only true god, untouchable by anything or anyone and have complete control of the universe
"Honor is a fools prize. Glory is of no use to the dead"
Game/Dungeon Mastering in:
Star Wars Dawn of Defiance
Playing in:
Three Sisters (The DM is currently MIA)
"Everybody gets a nasty surprise one day. I'd rather take it standing up than when I'm laying down"
you trip and fall off a cliff.
I am attuned to, and inside, The Mighty Servant of Leuk-O
Leuk-O decides you are useless and disposes of you... in lava!
(I'm going to put one of my past ones back out here, and that one is...)
I am selling goods at a plaza
The goods are mimics. And the plaza is a mimic colony. And everything is a mimic.
I am a sitting duck.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while