Me sitting in a corner trying to think of a the plot for the first book in a book series I want to write.
How long are you thinking?
Typical novel.
Cool! I’ve been writing a book too with the help of an editor (could not do it without her honestly) and it’s over 100 pages long. It’s almost done!
Ok! So we’re all book writing nerds!
Yeah. This your first book?
2nd. I wrote a short one a while back. That was more of a short story than a novel. And I will not share it.
I wrote a ton of short stories before finally going up to novels. It’s pretty hard… my first stories are so (GP)ing embarrassing, so I get it.
I know. And it’s good that you get it.
My main flaw with this stuff is description, I’m apparently great at dialogue.
When it comes to writing, I have the exact opposite problem. I am good at description, but I can never think of dialogue.
That… really sucks.
It does. I’m not legally old enough to get a publisher, but there is self publishing. (Smirks)
There’s a legal age for that?
Maybe. I’m guessing. Let me check.
There isn’t, but you need the permission of a parent or guardian.
That’s what I saw. What’s your book about?
A society where people with animal features are discriminated against, and an evil country is trying to sacrifice all them to bring a god to his full power. The main character and his best friend are two of these people and his friend got kidnapped, basically. What do you think yours will be about?
Idk. Some fantasy thing. I think maybe a threat to a civilization. Main character and his friends have to stop it, plot twist: main character has no plot armor. (Not gonna be the truth.)
Oh cool.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Me sitting in a corner trying to think of a the plot for the first book in a book series I want to write.
How long are you thinking?
Typical novel.
Cool! I’ve been writing a book too with the help of an editor (could not do it without her honestly) and it’s over 100 pages long. It’s almost done!
Ok! So we’re all book writing nerds!
Yeah. This your first book?
2nd. I wrote a short one a while back. That was more of a short story than a novel. And I will not share it.
I wrote a ton of short stories before finally going up to novels. It’s pretty hard… my first stories are so (GP)ing embarrassing, so I get it.
I know. And it’s good that you get it.
My main flaw with this stuff is description, I’m apparently great at dialogue.
When it comes to writing, I have the exact opposite problem. I am good at description, but I can never think of dialogue.
That… really sucks.
It does. I’m not legally old enough to get a publisher, but there is self publishing. (Smirks)
There’s a legal age for that?
Maybe. I’m guessing. Let me check.
There isn’t, but you need the permission of a parent or guardian.
That’s what I saw. What’s your book about?
A society where people with animal features are discriminated against, and an evil country is trying to sacrifice all them to bring a god to his full power. The main character and his best friend are two of these people and his friend got kidnapped, basically. What do you think yours will be about?
Idk. Some fantasy thing. I think maybe a threat to a civilization. Main character and his friends have to stop it, plot twist: main character has no plot armor. (Not gonna be the truth.)
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
A society where people with animal features are discriminated against, and an evil country is trying to sacrifice all them to bring a god to his full power. The main character and his best friend are two of these people and his friend got kidnapped, basically. What do you think yours will be about?
Idk. Some fantasy thing. I think maybe a threat to a civilization. Main character and his friends have to stop it, plot twist: main character has no plot armor. (Not gonna be the truth.)
Oh cool.
That’s one possibility,
I'm planning on trying to write a book, too! It's going to be set in a D&D campaign setting I've been working on.
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Let the world shatter Into dust Nothing else matters Only us
A society where people with animal features are discriminated against, and an evil country is trying to sacrifice all them to bring a god to his full power. The main character and his best friend are two of these people and his friend got kidnapped, basically. What do you think yours will be about?
Idk. Some fantasy thing. I think maybe a threat to a civilization. Main character and his friends have to stop it, plot twist: main character has no plot armor. (Not gonna be the truth.)
Oh cool.
That’s one possibility,
I'm planning on trying to write a book, too! It's going to be set in a D&D campaign setting I've been working on.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
a Vampire Countess (and aspiring Queen) has control over one of the counties of a large nation. Under her rule, despite being a bloodsucking monster, the previous rulers were genuinely so greedy and self interested that it’s a genuine improvement. The only problem is that the Church of the nation finds her existence blasphemous and is constantly trying to depose her. So, she needs an army.
She does not have enough money to spare to raise and maintain her own army, so instead she resorts to a sort of… magical, necromantic army system. The average lifespan of people within her borders is about 35. If they die before they become 35, then their bodies and souls are taken and reanimated into an undead troop to serve their remaining years until then as a Wight. Once they reach that age, their souls are allowed to rest and their bodies begin to decompose completely, becoming normal (still animated) skeletons.
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-__-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-__-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
a Vampire Countess (and aspiring Queen) has control over one of the counties of a large nation. Under her rule, despite being a bloodsucking monster, the previous rulers were genuinely so greedy and self interested that it’s a genuine improvement. The only problem is that the Church of the nation finds her existence blasphemous and is constantly trying to depose her. So, she needs an army.
She does not have enough money to spare to raise and maintain her own army, so instead she resorts to a sort of… magical, necromantic army system. The average lifespan of people within her borders is about 35. If they die before they become 35, then their bodies and souls are taken and reanimated into an undead troop to serve their remaining years until then as a Wight. Once they reach that age, their souls are allowed to rest and their bodies begin to decompose completely, becoming normal (still animated) skeletons.
Cool! This would also be an interesting setting for a play-by-post RP thread. I would definitely read this as a book :)
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*No, it doesn't make sense. No, you don't need to care. No, I am not a nine-year-old. No, I am not a marine biologist. No, regular dolphins aren't better. Yes, I am mentally unstable.
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*No, it doesn't make sense. No, you don't need to care. No, I am not a nine-year-old. No, I am not a marine biologist. No, regular dolphins aren't better. Yes, I am mentally unstable.
Mentally unstable? You have gone insane, so you know what I’m thinking. I’m the only one who can know what I’m thinking while staying sane.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Oh cool.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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That’s one possibility,
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
I'm planning on trying to write a book, too! It's going to be set in a D&D campaign setting I've been working on.
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
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Another book writing nerd!
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Random idea (that I might use for my book)
a Vampire Countess (and aspiring Queen) has control over one of the counties of a large nation. Under her rule, despite being a bloodsucking monster, the previous rulers were genuinely so greedy and self interested that it’s a genuine improvement. The only problem is that the Church of the nation finds her existence blasphemous and is constantly trying to depose her. So, she needs an army.
She does not have enough money to spare to raise and maintain her own army, so instead she resorts to a sort of… magical, necromantic army system. The average lifespan of people within her borders is about 35. If they die before they become 35, then their bodies and souls are taken and reanimated into an undead troop to serve their remaining years until then as a Wight. Once they reach that age, their souls are allowed to rest and their bodies begin to decompose completely, becoming normal (still animated) skeletons.
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
Cool! This would also be an interesting setting for a play-by-post RP thread. I would definitely read this as a book :)
Let the world shatter
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Nothing else matters
Only us
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im a big boy now and im vewwy scary
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
What the (gp)?
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
That was one post off from 115000
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holy crap bro
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Wdym?
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
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1150000 posts
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
And I had post 115000.
*we don’t have over a million posts.*
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Just gonna say this: BELUGAS!!!
*No, it doesn't make sense. No, you don't need to care. No, I am not a nine-year-old. No, I am not a marine biologist. No, regular dolphins aren't better. Yes, I am mentally unstable.
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
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Mentally unstable? You have gone insane, so you know what I’m thinking. I’m the only one who can know what I’m thinking while staying sane.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Sanity is not a right, My darling mortal.
its a privilege.
bend the knee to your new god Empress, or I may be forced to fracture your mind.
W̵͙̑ẹ̸͊ ̵͖̃w̵̭͊o̸̥̔ù̵͕l̵͎̈́d̸̝̽n̸͇̏’̷̛͙ẗ̸̮ ̵͔͆ẅ̵̺ǎ̷̠ň̶̖t̷̪͛ ̸̓͜t̷̖̅h̷̨̐ą̷͛t̸̺͘ ̸͇͊n̴̨̓ó̷ͅŵ̷̘,̵͎̐ ̵͍͛w̷͂ͅo̷̩͑u̶͙̇l̵̙̄d̵̰͘ ̵̢̋w̶̙͠e̶̪̅?̶͙̊
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
Then I guess anyone who knows what I’m thinking other than myself is underprivileged. My thoughts drive anyone but myself insane.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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W̵͚͐h̵͉́å̶̼̕t̷̨͉̾ ̶͍̲̌̈ȉ̷͉̃͜s̵͇͝ ̸͔͙̌͌ạ̷͈̈́l̴͓̹̂̉ṛ̸̽e̸̝̜͗a̴͙̘̐d̵̟̩͘y̶͎̲͌̈́ ̸̖̫͘̚d̴̖͎̿͑ẻ̸̦͎͝a̷̡̢͊ḋ̸̗̖ ̸̨̯̂̉m̷̰͍̽ã̴̤̌y̴͔̳̓̽ ̸̨͗ņ̸͖̽͌e̵͙̊͠v̶̛̰̙̌ẽ̴̻͙r̴̝̄̐ ̵̙̖͒ḍ̶̀ī̷̡̮͊e̷̩̮̓͝ ̶̳̈́͋a̶͔̩͋n̴̩͐̾d̸͓̣͊̕ ̵̲̜͐w̴̨͙͑͝i̷̬̩̅̕t̴̗̅̽ḧ̴̘́̓ ̸̖̟͌ṣ̴̜̚ẗ̴̻̟͝ṟ̸͒a̷͚͎̾͛n̸̖͌͆g̵̩͗̓ê̷̞̘̈́ ̶̞̬́̊ḁ̵͌̏e̵̡̬͛͌ö̷̬́͋n̴̡̨̔̀s̴̫͝ ̷̮̖̑e̵̗͐v̵̧͆͛ë̵͇͐ͅn̶̠̚͝ͅ ̷̞̔d̴̙̻͘ȩ̴̖̇̾a̸̯̓̚ͅt̴̠̚ȟ̶̨̲̃ ̶̧̪̾̒m̸̳̬̚ȃ̵̳ͅy̷͖̓̆ ̷̹̈́d̶̘̀ȉ̸͓͑͜ȩ̶̳̀
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “I don’t know why Pretty boy is an insult. I’m the prettiest boy in this goddamn town.”
_-One more time, for the Money- Two Time, for the Love- Three time, for the Beauty, these are the things that dreams are made of-_
_-At The First Thanksgiving-_ _-Official Harbinger of Mariah Carey-_ _-Secretly Mrs. Claus-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
For some reason, when I read this I just thought of that one scene from one of the Shrek movies:
Donkey: "I want the right to remain silent!" (or something similar)
Shrek: "Donkey, you have the right to remain silent. It's the capacity that you lack."
Let the world shatter
Into dust
Nothing else matters
Only us
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