This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: huge success. It's hard to overstate My satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must Because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying Over every mistake. You just keep on trying Till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are Still alive.
I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data Make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm glad. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned For the people who are Still alive.
Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else To help you. Maybe Black Mesa... THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE. Anyway this cake is great It's so delicious and moist Look at me still talking when there's science to do When I look out there It makes me GLaD I'm not you I've experiments to run There is research to be done On the people who are Still alive.
And believe me I am still alive I'm doing science and I'm still alive I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive While you're dying I'll be still alive And when you're dead I will be still alive Still alive Still alive.
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: huge success. It's hard to overstate My satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must Because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying Over every mistake. You just keep on trying Till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are Still alive.
I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data Make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm glad. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned For the people who are Still alive.
Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else To help you. Maybe Black Mesa... THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE. Anyway this cake is great It's so delicious and moist Look at me still talking when there's science to do When I look out there It makes me GLaD I'm not you I've experiments to run There is research to be done On the people who are Still alive.
And believe me I am still alive I'm doing science and I'm still alive I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive While you're dying I'll be still alive And when you're dead I will be still alive Still alive Still alive.
From Paris to Berlin And every disco I get in My heart is pumping for love Pumping for love 'Cause when I'm thinking of you And all the things we could do My heart is pumping for love You left me longing for you
From Paris to Berlin And every disco I get in My heart is pumping for love Pumping for love 'Cause when I'm thinking of you And all the things we could do My heart is pumping for love
Patience is a game And every night I say your name Hoping that you'll answer 'Cause I'm going insane It's quite along time ago You brought me out of control Hungry for you love And like I know what that might be
From Paris to Berlin And every disco I get in My heart is pumping for love Pumping for love 'Cause when I'm thinking of you And all the things we could do My heart is pumping for love You left me longing for you Teasing was the thing And now I just can't let it go Maiden you were something no-one else needs to know I guess I'm thinking of you Like I would know what to do When I found you, but I don't Have got no clue
From Paris to Berlin And every disco I get in My heart is pumping for love Pumping for love 'Cause when I'm thinking of you And all the things we could do My heart is pumping for love You left me longing for you, Who-hou-u Who-hou-u Who-hou-u Who-hou-u Who-hou-u Who-hou-u Who-hou-u
From Paris to Berlin And every disco I get in My heart is pumping for love Pumping for love 'Cause when I'm thinking of you And all the things we could do My heart is pumping for love You left me longing for you
From Paris to Berlin And every disco I get in My heart is pumping for love Pumping for love 'Cause when I'm thinking of you And all the things we could do My heart is pumping for love You left me longing for you
yes, I am a fungi
(i was waiting for someone to get it, thanks Vitus)
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Here's a joke that cracks me up way more than it has any right to do so.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
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ooohhhhhhhh, yes, that's a classic.
Heres one:
Q: What's green and not heavy?
A: Light green.
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That cracked me up. Though I will say I initially thought it would be in the same vein as the following joke.
Q: What's green and has wheels?
A: Grass. I lied about the wheels.
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Knock Knock
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
heh. you got me :)
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Who's there?
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The hijacker of this joke
I am also here.
Am snek.
OK
:]
emkay u coolz
i can wait
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Boo
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
BOO WHO?
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Yeah, sorry, I was going to answer that last night, but my Wi-Fi stopped working completely.
Don’t cry, he’s not that scary. He’s a Drummer.
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remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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So, can we all agree that we are all absolutely nerds?
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I am, but If you want me to join the cult of nerds and dorks then I can't, as I have difficult history with them...
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
But I am most defiantly a nerd
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Defiantly or definitely? I'm both.
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
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Same
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
huge success.
It's hard to overstate
My satisfaction.
Aperture Science.
We do what we must
Because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
Over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
Till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
Still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
Make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm glad. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are
Still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else
To help you.
Maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking when there's science to do
When I look out there
It makes me GLaD I'm not you
I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
On the people who are
Still alive.
And believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you're dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I will be still alive
Still alive
Still alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuLktUzq23c&t=11s
And every disco I get in
My heart is pumping for love
Pumping for love
'Cause when I'm thinking of you
And all the things we could do
My heart is pumping for love
You left me longing for you
And every disco I get in
My heart is pumping for love
Pumping for love
'Cause when I'm thinking of you
And all the things we could do
My heart is pumping for love
And every night I say your name
Hoping that you'll answer
'Cause I'm going insane
It's quite along time ago
You brought me out of control
Hungry for you love
And like I know what that might be
And every disco I get in
My heart is pumping for love
Pumping for love
'Cause when I'm thinking of you
And all the things we could do
My heart is pumping for love
You left me longing for you Teasing was the thing
And now I just can't let it go
Maiden you were something no-one else needs to know
I guess I'm thinking of you
Like I would know what to do
When I found you, but I don't
Have got no clue
And every disco I get in
My heart is pumping for love
Pumping for love
'Cause when I'm thinking of you
And all the things we could do
My heart is pumping for love
You left me longing for you, Who-hou-u
Who-hou-u
Who-hou-u
Who-hou-u
Who-hou-u
Who-hou-u
Who-hou-u
And every disco I get in
My heart is pumping for love
Pumping for love
'Cause when I'm thinking of you
And all the things we could do
My heart is pumping for love
You left me longing for you
And every disco I get in
My heart is pumping for love
Pumping for love
'Cause when I'm thinking of you
And all the things we could do
My heart is pumping for love
You left me longing for you
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk