Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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Lead rhymes with read and lead rhymes with read but not the other way around.
Horror and terror have very similar meanings
Horrific and terrific are completely different
Why?
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
S-s-sto… lead rhymes with read and lead rhymes with head but head doesn’t rhyme with read
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And lead is the same as lead but not lead
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WE DRIVE ON PARKWAYS AND PARK ON DRIVEWAYS LEAD RHYMES WITH READ BUT NOT LEAD ENGLISH!!!
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Dragon flies are smaller than griffin flies. Griffins are generally depicted as smaller than dragons if they ever appear together.
Male pronouns are he and him, so you would expect female pronouns to be she and shim. But its she and her.
I mean, alternate pronouns aren’t used in that manner either. xe/xem/xyr, ze/hir/hirs, and ey/em/eir are a few examples
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Why do I feel like we've heard these from the same source?
If reincarnation exists, we should change RIP to brb
Jail and prison are the same thing, but jailer and prisoner are completely different
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Oh btw, Otter Prince, I have a homebrew race you might like:
Musteloid Race Details
Musteloids are a race of awakened Mustelids from Neth that have started migrating into Materia and the Feywild. It is theorized that they were originally normal mustelids that somehow made their way into Neth, where they were mutated into what they are now. Mustelids tend to have a strong constitution and a natural charisma. They are also often naturals at the use of magic, which they call Mojo.
Musteloid Names
Musteloids tend to have many names, liking to prattle off their own names in quick succession. Musteloids from the feywild have learned the danger of this though and tend to be the opposite, having just one short name.
Male Names: Asmon, Brelis, Corné, Drimple, Frogger, Helmut, Indikus, Jolly, Killian, Marsh, Novis, Petey, Quinterro, Ullefer, Verm, Xander, Zotter
Female Names: Allenora, Bean, Cyndie, Dolly, Gillia, Handrietta, Irma, Josemine, Klarnis, Momo, Nataly, Obiria, Quesa, Saramar, Theomona, Yodayo, Zaymar
Feywild Names: Al, Ben, Cor, Dil, Fran, Im, Jo, Kas, Lem, Myn, Nan, Pam, Tim, Ur, Vex, Yell, Zack
Subrace
Choose one of the subraces below or one from another source.
Musteloid Traits
Your musteloid character has certain characteristics in common with all other musteloid.
Ability Score Increase
Your Constitution score increases by 2. Your Charisma score increases by 1.
Age
Musteloids mature at the same rate humans do, but rarely exceed 80 years.
Size
Musteloids are between 2 and 4 feet tall and average about 40 pounds. Your size is Small.
Speed
Your base walking speed is 25 feet.
Smell secretion
You can emit a strong smell, allowing others to find you even in darkness or fog if they are within 30ft of you.
Strong Constitution
You have advantage on all Constitution saving throws.
Languages
You can speak, read, and write Common and one other language of your choice.
Lutrador Musteloid
Lutrador Musteloids are very otter-like in appearance and behavior. They often live in tight-knit communities alongside rivers and lakes. They are welcoming to outsiders and are happy to chirp away with stories and gossip.
Swim Speed
Living alongside rivers and lakes gives you a swim speed of 40ft.
Lung Capacity
Spending long times underwater has trained your lungs. You can spend up to 2 hours without breathing.
Tool Creation
You are naturally gifted in making simple tools. During a short rest, you can use the materials around you to make a simple piece of equipment (e.g. a shovel, a crowbar or a torch) or a simple weapon.
Ratelian Musteloid
Ratelian Musteloids are solitary humanoids that often seek to prove themselves in combat. They are relentless warriors who are known to challenge opponents much larger than them. They have thick skin and a natural resistance to poison which make them very though to land a finishing blow on.
Thick Skin
Your thick skin makes it hard for opponents to land a true killing blow, giving you advantage on death saving throws.
Poison Resistance
You have resistance against poison damage and are immune to the poisoned condition.
Weaselfolk Musteloid
The Weaselfolk are a relatively small species of Musteloids. They are often seen as thieves and sneaks. But in reality they are just naturally opportunistic. Weaselfolk often bond with other humanoids and closely work together with them. A good friend can make a weaselfolk a force of good, a bad friend might just as easily influence them into evil.
Natural Code Affinity
Thanks to your cunning and affinity with coded messages, you have advantage on any investigation check to decipher a code. In addition you can speak, read or write thieves cant.
Nimble Stature
Thanks to your small stature and long body, you can move through any space you normally fit through without squeezing.
I am also here.
Am snek.
Fun fact
On people's account you can see how many posts they have.
But as most of you probably know, it doesn't count posts on forum games, only Adohands and all the other ones.
It says (right now) that I have 3,991 post.
But if you include forum games posts then I have 8,745 posts (8,746 if you count this one).
Lost of people who are on frequently have low post counts cause they only post on forum games.
Yondor has 8,085 posts (right now).
Zeus's profile says he only has 805 posts, when in reality he has 2,640
Woodsgirl actually has 1,140.
My old pal vitus's account says he only has 170 posts, but if you do the math he actually has an incredible 3,660!
How many do you have?
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
It says Klein only has 421 posts, but really she has 4,290. Wow
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
That’s amazing. I didn’t know I had so many.
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft and Forgotten Realms. My pronouns are she/they.
I like reading and writing too, but I’m not much of an artist.
I missed both my 420s, darn
I am also here.
Am snek.
lol, true
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I blame Drummer
I am also here.
Am snek.
UGH. My maths teacher has that quote. I hate her.
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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I blame me too
I also blame the forum post counting system
and the internet
and the matrix
and tyr
and the universe
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
OH CRAP THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if you had, I just don't know any people who have had a significant other on the forums, or at least, none that have said anything about it.
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
Extended signature: Here
Love it
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*Laughs at the awkwardness*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.