My fish is so dumb. I've been trying to take it on daily walks, to get it out of its bowl (y'know how they are), just stretch his fins a little. But he always just flops around and sighs like the lazy little dude he is.
Any advice??
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My fish is so dumb. I've been trying to take it on daily walks, to get it out of its bowl (y'know how they are), just stretch his fins a little. But he always just flops around and sighs like the lazy little dude he is.
Any advice??
Maybe send the fish the Kumon. If it still doesn't listen, then send it to the adoption center.
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My fish is so dumb. I've been trying to take it on daily walks, to get it out of its bowl (y'know how they are), just stretch his fins a little. But he always just flops around and sighs like the lazy little dude he is.
Any advice??
Maybe send the fish the Kumon. If it still doesn't listen, then send it to the adoption center.
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My fish is so dumb. I've been trying to take it on daily walks, to get it out of its bowl (y'know how they are), just stretch his fins a little. But he always just flops around and sighs like the lazy little dude he is.
Any advice??
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Maybe send the fish the Kumon. If it still doesn't listen, then send it to the adoption center.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
I had to take mine round in a babybjorn to get it used to walks. Now it walks around all the time.
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Good plan.
Sounds like a nice fish! I might try the babybjorn idea.
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