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Evenin *tips hat back but mine's bigger*

How are ya? *Tips pacific ocean*

I'm alright. My dog got attacked yesterday and he just got back from the vet, thankfully he's doing ok.  How are you? *Not again (proceeds to drown dramatically)*

Oh wow, well, I'm glad he's doing better now, and I wish him a speedy recovery. What type of dog is he? And I'm doing good thanks :)

*Saves you with Jeff, the inflatable pink flamingo float*

Thank you, he's a tough little man, I'm sure he'll be fine. Pippin is a Brittany, kinda like a springer spaniel but even cuter. And I'm glad you're doing good :)) 

*Rides off into the sunset on Jeff, towed by orca*

Aww, dogs are the best.

*Secretly slowly deflates Jeff*

I’m back

They are indeed.

*Asks the orcas nicely for a lift, and say they're allowed to eat you as payment*

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I’m back

 wow, what an entrance

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Multiple dice give a bell curve, whereas a single die is typically completely random.

I like playing smart but physically weak characters. I'm fine if you don't want to cater to that fantasy, but I wanted to give my opinion.

 Yes 2d4-2 would result in more average scores.

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I’m back

 wow, what an entrance

 Thank you

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boom

 Ba-boom

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I can't figure out how to post this photo, so ill just say I'm back

 Copy an image, and then click the button that looks like a picture in the edit bar. Paste the copy on the top bar, and turn off constrain proportions. Then click enter.

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I know how to do it on computer, but I'm on mobile rn

 Turn your phone sideways and do the same thing.

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I tried, it didn't work

 Try entering 600 in both boxes next to constrain proportions (and leave it on)