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Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> *scheming in sylvan* *Joins in with scheming*
Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> *scheming in sylvan*
*scheming in sylvan*
*Joins in with scheming*
*Thank you*
Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> *scheming in sylvan* *Joins in with scheming* *Thank you*
*You are very welcome*
*What are our plans?*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> *scheming in sylvan* *Joins in with scheming* *Thank you* *You are very welcome* *What are our plans?*
*to steal pastries without the baker knowing. How should we do it?*
Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> *scheming in sylvan* *Joins in with scheming* *Thank you* *You are very welcome* *What are our plans?* *to steal pastries without the baker knowing. How should we do it?*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> *scheming in sylvan* *Joins in with scheming* *Thank you* *You are very welcome* *What are our plans?* *to steal pastries without the baker knowing. How should we do it?*
*Poke his eyes with the needles!*
Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> *scheming in sylvan* *Joins in with scheming* *Thank you* *You are very welcome* *What are our plans?* *to steal pastries without the baker knowing. How should we do it?* *Poke his eyes with the needles!*
*Casts sleep at 9th level*
Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> *scheming in sylvan* *Joins in with scheming* *Thank you* *You are very welcome* *What are our plans?* *to steal pastries without the baker knowing. How should we do it?* *Poke his eyes with the needles!* *Casts sleep at 9th level*
*Smart*
*Starts stealing pastries*
Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> *scheming in sylvan* *Joins in with scheming* *Thank you* *You are very welcome* *What are our plans?* *to steal pastries without the baker knowing. How should we do it?* *Poke his eyes with the needles!* *Casts sleep at 9th level* *Smart* *Starts stealing pastries*
*gives you a bag of holding and steals pastries, putting them in my other bag of holding*
*Immune to the unconscious condition*
Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> *scheming in sylvan* *Joins in with scheming* *Thank you* *You are very welcome* *What are our plans?* *to steal pastries without the baker knowing. How should we do it?* *Poke his eyes with the needles!* *Casts sleep at 9th level* *Immune to the unconscious condition*
*Power word pain*
Quote from Markell_Thrasher_704 >> dem lil gremlins cain't h'ied frum ME! proceeds to blast everything with a meltagun
dem lil gremlins cain't h'ied frum ME! proceeds to blast everything with a meltagun
*casts greater invisibility*
Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> *scheming in sylvan* *Joins in with scheming* *Thank you* *You are very welcome* *What are our plans?* *to steal pastries without the baker knowing. How should we do it?* *Poke his eyes with the needles!* *Casts sleep at 9th level* *Immune to the unconscious condition* *Power word pain*
*290 hp*
Quote from Markell_Thrasher_704 >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from Markell_Thrasher_704 >> dem lil gremlins cain't h'ied frum ME! proceeds to blast everything with a meltagun *casts greater invisibility* melta blasts the entire universe to oblivion
Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from Markell_Thrasher_704 >> dem lil gremlins cain't h'ied frum ME! proceeds to blast everything with a meltagun *casts greater invisibility*
melta blasts the entire universe to oblivion
*reappears*
Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> *scheming in sylvan* *Joins in with scheming* *Thank you* *You are very welcome* *What are our plans?* *to steal pastries without the baker knowing. How should we do it?* *Poke his eyes with the needles!* *Casts sleep at 9th level* *Immune to the unconscious condition* *Power word pain* *290 hp*
*Finger of death 20 times*
Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> *scheming in sylvan* *Joins in with scheming* *Thank you* *You are very welcome* *What are our plans?* *to steal pastries without the baker knowing. How should we do it?* *Poke his eyes with the needles!* *Casts sleep at 9th level* *Immune to the unconscious condition* *Power word pain* *290 hp* *Finger of death 20 times*
*Magic Resistance, 24 Constitution, counterspell*
Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> Quote from King_Dragon_Slayer_SpiderKing >> Quote from TheFriendlyArchfey >> *scheming in sylvan* *Joins in with scheming* *Thank you* *You are very welcome* *What are our plans?* *to steal pastries without the baker knowing. How should we do it?* *Poke his eyes with the needles!* *Casts sleep at 9th level* *Immune to the unconscious condition* *Power word pain* *290 hp* *Finger of death 20 times* *Magic Resistance, 24 Constitution, counterspell*
*a Marut *
*Thank you*
*You are very welcome*
*What are our plans?*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*to steal pastries without the baker knowing. How should we do it?*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Poke his eyes with the needles!*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Casts sleep at 9th level*
*Smart*
*Starts stealing pastries*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*gives you a bag of holding and steals pastries, putting them in my other bag of holding*
*Immune to the unconscious condition*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Power word pain*
*casts greater invisibility*
*290 hp*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*reappears*
*Finger of death 20 times*
*Magic Resistance, 24 Constitution, counterspell*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*a Marut *