Mine would be inside a demiplane inside a Tachna (its a monster that is like a painting with it’s own demiplane that you can access by touching the painting) inside a chest buried under a tree with one hundred glyphs of warding, with various spells. The chest would have an assortment of random objects, one of which, is a box containing a topaz gem, which the phylactery. The phylactery has as many wards on it as possible, making it invulnerable, counterspelling, teleporting it to another demiplane with the same things if someone tries to destroy it or bring it to another place. The contents inside the chest animate because of glyphs of warding if the phylactery is taken out. In the main demiplane are 2 iron golems. If the box containing the topaz is opened, 30 fingers of death, 30 power word stuns, 30 counterspells, 30 disintegrates, a suggestion spell, and some other stuff will activate. The entire demiplane is unknown to any person, as i have removed it from my memory, so nobody can read my mind and plane shift there. Also, the phylactery is under the effects of the sequester spell.
Oh wait there will also be a piece of paper inside a leomond’s secret chest (using wish to prevent the chance of it being lost) protected by glyphs of warding and an arcane lock containing the information needed to planeshift to the demiplane to feed the phylactery souls. If the chest is opened by someone but me, then there will a counterspell targeting a ninth level imprisonment of a gem in the chest, releasing a Greatwyrm dragon that is under a Geas spell to protect the chest. The Dragon is then targeted by another imprisonment after the things trying to open the chest are killed. I will alter my memories every time i leave the demiplane after feeding the phylactery souls.
Unless they somehow gain the chest only i can summon, get past the spells, dragon, and make it to the demiplane, defeat the golems, find the painting and find the tree and then the chest and somehow avoid the death traps and find a way to destroy the topaz.
It's 11:17 Dutch. The majority of the DDB world is asleep, and I bet a few of its most active users didn't get enough sleep after last night (I mean, I went to bed, but I forgot to get them to, the little rascals...). Things will be active soon enough, do not fret XD
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What would yours be?
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Am snek.
Of course
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Mine would be inside a demiplane inside a Tachna (its a monster that is like a painting with it’s own demiplane that you can access by touching the painting) inside a chest buried under a tree with one hundred glyphs of warding, with various spells. The chest would have an assortment of random objects, one of which, is a box containing a topaz gem, which the phylactery. The phylactery has as many wards on it as possible, making it invulnerable, counterspelling, teleporting it to another demiplane with the same things if someone tries to destroy it or bring it to another place. The contents inside the chest animate because of glyphs of warding if the phylactery is taken out. In the main demiplane are 2 iron golems. If the box containing the topaz is opened, 30 fingers of death, 30 power word stuns, 30 counterspells, 30 disintegrates, a suggestion spell, and some other stuff will activate. The entire demiplane is unknown to any person, as i have removed it from my memory, so nobody can read my mind and plane shift there. Also, the phylactery is under the effects of the sequester spell.
Wow! That's well-planned!
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I don’t see how anyone could find a way to destroy it. Can you?
Nope!
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Oh wait there will also be a piece of paper inside a leomond’s secret chest (using wish to prevent the chance of it being lost) protected by glyphs of warding and an arcane lock containing the information needed to planeshift to the demiplane to feed the phylactery souls. If the chest is opened by someone but me, then there will a counterspell targeting a ninth level imprisonment of a gem in the chest, releasing a Greatwyrm dragon that is under a Geas spell to protect the chest. The Dragon is then targeted by another imprisonment after the things trying to open the chest are killed. I will alter my memories every time i leave the demiplane after feeding the phylactery souls.
Naturally...
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And the paper is sequestered and has illusory script.
Of course. Now that would be indestructible
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No prob Bob!
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Unless they somehow gain the chest only i can summon, get past the spells, dragon, and make it to the demiplane, defeat the golems, find the painting and find the tree and then the chest and somehow avoid the death traps and find a way to destroy the topaz.
Which is kinda impossible unless you're some kind of god
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Yeah
Is it just me, or is it quiet today?
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It's 11:17 Dutch. The majority of the DDB world is asleep, and I bet a few of its most active users didn't get enough sleep after last night (I mean, I went to bed, but I forgot to get them to, the little rascals...). Things will be active soon enough, do not fret XD
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.