I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Petition for Cthulhu and Cowthulhu to set aside their differences and destroy the new threat of the Eldrazi titans. All in favor, say aye. All oppose, say nay.
Because she needs something to get over sorin's betrayal. Attack Cthulhu, kor! You over there, get jace the living guildpact! Get Ugin too! Oh, get all the planeswalkers! Even Tezzert!
Petition for Cthulhu and Cowthulhu to set aside their differences and destroy the new threat of the Eldrazi titans. All in favor, say aye. All oppose, say nay.
Meanwhile on ravnica, the planeswalkers take the externals and find nicol bolas and then take all the eldraine knights and then attack, with millions and millions of planeswalkers. Plus millions and millions and millions of eternals. Ha! (Omega virus game voice) game over. I win!
Can't take out every single version of jace. Also I cast wrath of god before you do that so Cthulhu and Cowthulhu are dead. Your deck is gone so I win.
From Cthulhu, duh.
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Cowthulhu laughs and asks if he wants vegan steak for dinner.
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
We Kor think that Cthulhu and Cowthulhu are weak compared to the Eldrazi titans. Especially Emrakul
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*laughs in tzeentchian daemon*
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Petition for Cthulhu and Cowthulhu to set aside their differences and destroy the new threat of the Eldrazi titans. All in favor, say aye. All oppose, say nay.
I have no personality.
Nahiri the lithomancer would like a word with both Cthulhu and Cowthulhu about if they are eldrazi. With her army of 1/1 white kor with stone forged blades. https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=389612
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My apologies. Lord Cthulhu's schedule is currently booked. I could put this meeting in for another time?
I have no personality.
Cowthulhu summons an army of bovine warriors. they start eating grass.
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
Because she needs something to get over sorin's betrayal. Attack Cthulhu, kor! You over there, get jace the living guildpact! Get Ugin too! Oh, get all the planeswalkers! Even Tezzert!
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Shall this happen on innistrad? https://magic.wizards.com/en/story/planes/innistrad
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The bovines stand in their way. the grass trembles in fear.
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
Lord Cthulhu is very displeased with the minimal effort being put in by Cowthulhu's minions. Lord Cthulhu kills all bovines in the area.
I have no personality.
Meanwhile on ravnica, the planeswalkers take the externals and find nicol bolas and then take all the eldraine knights and then attack, with millions and millions of planeswalkers. Plus millions and millions and millions of eternals. Ha! (Omega virus game voice) game over. I win!
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Lord Cthulhu is not so easily defeated. He summons the Great Old Ones and they take out the opposing side.
I have no personality.
Can't take out every single version of jace. Also I cast wrath of god before you do that so Cthulhu and Cowthulhu are dead. Your deck is gone so I win.
https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=129808
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Darn... I guess Cthulhu wasn’t the answer. Also, we’ve reached build height for page numbers.
I have no personality.
How do you know this?
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Also, I win this forum
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Nahiri is the queen of this forum. She says so herself.
Nicol Bolas disagrees.
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The page number is 256. That’s Minecraft build height. Oh wait now it isn’t.
I have no personality.