Hey does anyone know any taverns where I can intro an eldritch horror at?
*shrugs*
I've got an eldritch beast in universe smorgasbord
Mm yes but it’s a very specific eldritch horror. It’s a depressed one. And it wouldn’t exactly fit with US.
No way, mine's depressed too! He's a poor little guy just looking for connection to break his infinite and unending lonliness, but kills anyone who gets near him and even messes with the minds of Greater Wills *accidentally*!
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Hey does anyone know any taverns where I can intro an eldritch horror at?
*shrugs*
I've got an eldritch beast in universe smorgasbord
Mm yes but it’s a very specific eldritch horror. It’s a depressed one. And it wouldn’t exactly fit with US.
No way, mine's depressed too! He's a poor little guy just looking for connection to break his infinite and unending lonliness, but kills anyone who gets near him and even messes with the minds of Greater Wills *accidentally*!
Oh cool! Mine’s world was lost to time and they’re trying to reestablish it on the material plane, and they’re cripplingly lonely because they haven’t seen their father for decades!
Hey does anyone know any taverns where I can intro an eldritch horror at?
*shrugs*
I've got an eldritch beast in universe smorgasbord
Mm yes but it’s a very specific eldritch horror. It’s a depressed one. And it wouldn’t exactly fit with US.
No way, mine's depressed too! He's a poor little guy just looking for connection to break his infinite and unending lonliness, but kills anyone who gets near him and even messes with the minds of Greater Wills *accidentally*!
Oh cool! Mine’s world was lost to time and they’re trying to reestablish it on the material plane, and they’re cripplingly lonely because they haven’t seen their father for decades!
Awww those silly willy eldritch beasties
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Hey does anyone know any taverns where I can intro an eldritch horror at?
*shrugs*
I've got an eldritch beast in universe smorgasbord
Mm yes but it’s a very specific eldritch horror. It’s a depressed one. And it wouldn’t exactly fit with US.
No way, mine's depressed too! He's a poor little guy just looking for connection to break his infinite and unending lonliness, but kills anyone who gets near him and even messes with the minds of Greater Wills *accidentally*!
Oh cool! Mine’s world was lost to time and they’re trying to reestablish it on the material plane, and they’re cripplingly lonely because they haven’t seen their father for decades!
Awww those silly willy eldritch beasties
Yep, it’s actually a remade version of my oldest still sorta active character. They are coming back as Lonely, the Prince in Yellow.
Yep, it’s actually a remade version of my oldest still sorta active character. They are coming back as Lonely, the Prince in Yellow.
Cool! What thread are they from originally?
I believe it’s called the Bureau of demonic contracts and summoning. They were originally a dark power and still will be in my setting, but I think it would be more fun if when I played them on the forums they were a bit different. So now instead of the shadowfell, they hail from the land of Lost Carcosa, the yellow star of madness that shines brightly in the sky for part of the year.
Fun fact, did you know the creator of this thread hasnt posted in 2 years? I think it would be hilarious if he came back tommorow just to quote this and say "restarting the timer"
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
It’s a type of monster that generally can’t be understood by human minds, usually having something to do with deep space or deep sea. Like Cthulhu.
OOOHHHH so super ugly that we cant comprehrend it?
Try...
HIGHER DIMENSIONS BEYOND SPACE AND TIME SO INDESCRIBABLY HORRIBLE IT SACRES THE LIVING BEJEEBUS OUT OF ANYONE WHO SEES IT
Yeah. Not necessarily ugly, just something that can’t reasonably exist so if you see it your brain has no clue what it is.
So super disgustingly out of porportion that we just cant handle it and die on the spot?
Sorta. Like something so alien and confusing your brain decides it’s not even going to try.
What do you see in its place?
Well you would probably just stop functioning but you would still be able to see it, it’s just you can’t understand it. At least that’s how I imagine it. For some eldritch horrors, like the dead lights from IT, your brain makes you see the closest thing that you know of, being a giant spider, while it’s true form is some sort of endless arthropod thing
and yeah Pennywise the clown from IT is an eldritch horror.
It’s a type of monster that generally can’t be understood by human minds, usually having something to do with deep space or deep sea. Like Cthulhu.
OOOHHHH so super ugly that we cant comprehrend it?
Try...
HIGHER DIMENSIONS BEYOND SPACE AND TIME SO INDESCRIBABLY HORRIBLE IT SACRES THE LIVING BEJEEBUS OUT OF ANYONE WHO SEES IT
Yeah. Not necessarily ugly, just something that can’t reasonably exist so if you see it your brain has no clue what it is.
So super disgustingly out of porportion that we just cant handle it and die on the spot?
Sorta. Like something so alien and confusing your brain decides it’s not even going to try.
What do you see in its place?
Well you would probably just stop functioning but you would still be able to see it, it’s just you can’t understand it. At least that’s how I imagine it. For some eldritch horrors, like the dead lights from IT, your brain makes you see the closest thing that you know of, being a giant spider, while it’s true form is some sort of endless arthropod thing
and yeah Pennywise the clown from IT is an eldritch horror.
So we get hit by the mist from percy jackson?
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I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
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Why does a gas in water make a sphere? why not a rectangular prism? or am i being dumb?
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
I mean I have no clue I'm probably wrong lol but I'd assume because the pressure is the same all around
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
No way, mine's depressed too! He's a poor little guy just looking for connection to break his infinite and unending lonliness, but kills anyone who gets near him and even messes with the minds of Greater Wills *accidentally*!
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Oh cool! Mine’s world was lost to time and they’re trying to reestablish it on the material plane, and they’re cripplingly lonely because they haven’t seen their father for decades!
Awww those silly willy eldritch beasties
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Yep, it’s actually a remade version of my oldest still sorta active character. They are coming back as Lonely, the Prince in Yellow.
Cool! What thread are they from originally?
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I believe it’s called the Bureau of demonic contracts and summoning. They were originally a dark power and still will be in my setting, but I think it would be more fun if when I played them on the forums they were a bit different. So now instead of the shadowfell, they hail from the land of Lost Carcosa, the yellow star of madness that shines brightly in the sky for part of the year.
HMMM whats an eldritch horror?
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
I believe I have what they call a small smooth brain.
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
It’s a type of monster that generally can’t be understood by human minds, usually having something to do with deep space or deep sea. Like Cthulhu.
OOOHHHH so super ugly that we cant comprehrend it?
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Try...
HIGHER DIMENSIONS BEYOND SPACE AND TIME SO INDESCRIBABLY HORRIBLE IT SACRES THE LIVING BEJEEBUS OUT OF ANYONE WHO SEES IT
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Yeah. Not necessarily ugly, just something that can’t reasonably exist so if you see it your brain has no clue what it is.
Fun fact, did you know the creator of this thread hasnt posted in 2 years? I think it would be hilarious if he came back tommorow just to quote this and say "restarting the timer"
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
So super disgustingly out of porportion that we just cant handle it and die on the spot?
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Sorta. Like something so alien and confusing your brain decides it’s not even going to try.
What do you see in its place?
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
Well you would probably just stop functioning but you would still be able to see it, it’s just you can’t understand it. At least that’s how I imagine it. For some eldritch horrors, like the dead lights from IT, your brain makes you see the closest thing that you know of, being a giant spider, while it’s true form is some sort of endless arthropod thing
and yeah Pennywise the clown from IT is an eldritch horror.
So we get hit by the mist from percy jackson?
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY