One of the main reasons I chose the Baba Yaga statblock is because i often make references about how I ride in a mortar and pestle, and how I’m a fairy tale witch.
How does one ride in a mortar and pestle?
Ask the stars. They keep my secrets.
*nonchalantly dials up Betelgeuse*
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
One of the main reasons I chose the Baba Yaga statblock is because i often make references about how I ride in a mortar and pestle, and how I’m a fairy tale witch.
How does one ride in a mortar and pestle?
Ask the stars. They keep my secrets.
*nonchalantly dials up Betelgeuse*
“Uhh- ask the stone, they hold their memory. And Don’t tell them that you asked me, the witch is scary.” *proceeds to explode*
One of the main reasons I chose the Baba Yaga statblock is because i often make references about how I ride in a mortar and pestle, and how I’m a fairy tale witch.
How does one ride in a mortar and pestle?
Ask the stars. They keep my secrets.
*nonchalantly dials up Betelgeuse*
“Uhh- ask the stone, they hold their memory. And Don’t tell them that you asked me, the witch is scary.” *proceeds to explode*
“Goddamit you’re never any use man. Go back to being Michael Keaton.”
*Angrily dials up somebody’s pet rock.*
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
One of the main reasons I chose the Baba Yaga statblock is because i often make references about how I ride in a mortar and pestle, and how I’m a fairy tale witch.
How does one ride in a mortar and pestle?
Ask the stars. They keep my secrets.
*nonchalantly dials up Betelgeuse*
“Uhh- ask the stone, they hold their memory. And Don’t tell them that you asked me, the witch is scary.” *proceeds to explode*
“Goddamit you’re never any use man. Go back to being Michael Keaton.”
*Angrily dials up somebody’s pet rock.*
“G-Grandmother! Grandmother! The trees surely know how they ride their mortar and pestle.”
…dude elliot just drew the most accurate representation of me i have ever seen and i wanna share it cause i love it but it prolly won’t work…
who's elliot?
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they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I won't be grain of sand Slippin' down the hour glass Watchin' every minute fall through I will pay the price Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
One of the main reasons I chose the Baba Yaga statblock is because i often make references about how I ride in a mortar and pestle, and how I’m a fairy tale witch.
How does one ride in a mortar and pestle?
Ask the stars. They keep my secrets.
*nonchalantly dials up Betelgeuse*
“Uhh- ask the stone, they hold their memory. And Don’t tell them that you asked me, the witch is scary.” *proceeds to explode*
“Goddamit you’re never any use man. Go back to being Michael Keaton.”
*Angrily dials up somebody’s pet rock.*
“G-Grandmother! Grandmother! The trees surely know how they ride their mortar and pestle.”
“KEHABWITBWKWIDBJEBWJ”
*Calls an ent*
”These guys never pick up…”
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
…dude elliot just drew the most accurate representation of me i have ever seen and i wanna share it cause i love it but it prolly won’t work…
who's elliot?
Elliotewow. Fairly new to ddb but he’s one of my irl friends that i introduced. Check out the drawing on the last page.
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
One of the main reasons I chose the Baba Yaga statblock is because i often make references about how I ride in a mortar and pestle, and how I’m a fairy tale witch.
How does one ride in a mortar and pestle?
Ask the stars. They keep my secrets.
*nonchalantly dials up Betelgeuse*
“Uhh- ask the stone, they hold their memory. And Don’t tell them that you asked me, the witch is scary.” *proceeds to explode*
“Goddamit you’re never any use man. Go back to being Michael Keaton.”
*Angrily dials up somebody’s pet rock.*
“G-Grandmother! Grandmother! The trees surely know how they ride their mortar and pestle.”
“KEHABWITBWKWIDBJEBWJ”
*Calls an ent*
”These guys never pick up…”
“Hello there! Is this uhh… Wendy’s? Yes, I’d like a- Larry, i can’t just prank call everyone we meet! You want to know how the witch rides a mortar and pestle? Ask the geese, she has a flock of them all around her. It’s weird.”
…dude elliot just drew the most accurate representation of me i have ever seen and i wanna share it cause i love it but it prolly won’t work…
who's elliot?
Elliotewow. Fairly new to ddb but he’s one of my irl friends that i introduced. Check out the drawing on the last page.
it's a really good drawing
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they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I won't be grain of sand Slippin' down the hour glass Watchin' every minute fall through I will pay the price Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
One of the main reasons I chose the Baba Yaga statblock is because i often make references about how I ride in a mortar and pestle, and how I’m a fairy tale witch.
How does one ride in a mortar and pestle?
Ask the stars. They keep my secrets.
*nonchalantly dials up Betelgeuse*
“Uhh- ask the stone, they hold their memory. And Don’t tell them that you asked me, the witch is scary.” *proceeds to explode*
“Goddamit you’re never any use man. Go back to being Michael Keaton.”
*Angrily dials up somebody’s pet rock.*
“G-Grandmother! Grandmother! The trees surely know how they ride their mortar and pestle.”
“KEHABWITBWKWIDBJEBWJ”
*Calls an ent*
”These guys never pick up…”
“Hello there! Is this uhh… Wendy’s? Yes, I’d like a- Larry, i can’t just prank call everyone we meet! You want to know how the witch rides a mortar and pestle? Ask the geese, she has a flock of them all around her. It’s weird.”
“Can’t you tell me?”
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
One of the main reasons I chose the Baba Yaga statblock is because i often make references about how I ride in a mortar and pestle, and how I’m a fairy tale witch.
How does one ride in a mortar and pestle?
Ask the stars. They keep my secrets.
*nonchalantly dials up Betelgeuse*
“Uhh- ask the stone, they hold their memory. And Don’t tell them that you asked me, the witch is scary.” *proceeds to explode*
“Goddamit you’re never any use man. Go back to being Michael Keaton.”
*Angrily dials up somebody’s pet rock.*
“G-Grandmother! Grandmother! The trees surely know how they ride their mortar and pestle.”
“KEHABWITBWKWIDBJEBWJ”
*Calls an ent*
”These guys never pick up…”
“Hello there! Is this uhh… Wendy’s? Yes, I’d like a- Larry, i can’t just prank call everyone we meet! You want to know how the witch rides a mortar and pestle? Ask the geese, she has a flock of them all around her. It’s weird.”
“Can’t you tell me?”
“No. The witch doesn’t tell us and I think she just bought a new axe…”
One of the main reasons I chose the Baba Yaga statblock is because i often make references about how I ride in a mortar and pestle, and how I’m a fairy tale witch.
How does one ride in a mortar and pestle?
Ask the stars. They keep my secrets.
*nonchalantly dials up Betelgeuse*
“Uhh- ask the stone, they hold their memory. And Don’t tell them that you asked me, the witch is scary.” *proceeds to explode*
“Goddamit you’re never any use man. Go back to being Michael Keaton.”
*Angrily dials up somebody’s pet rock.*
“G-Grandmother! Grandmother! The trees surely know how they ride their mortar and pestle.”
“KEHABWITBWKWIDBJEBWJ”
*Calls an ent*
”These guys never pick up…”
“Hello there! Is this uhh… Wendy’s? Yes, I’d like a- Larry, i can’t just prank call everyone we meet! You want to know how the witch rides a mortar and pestle? Ask the geese, she has a flock of them all around her. It’s weird.”
“Can’t you tell me?”
“No. The witch doesn’t tell us and I think she just bought a new axe…”
“I’m gonna turn you into driftwood.”
*Calls gooses*
”I’m gonna cook you if you don’t tell me how to ride a mortar and pestle.”
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
One of the main reasons I chose the Baba Yaga statblock is because i often make references about how I ride in a mortar and pestle, and how I’m a fairy tale witch.
How does one ride in a mortar and pestle?
Ask the stars. They keep my secrets.
*nonchalantly dials up Betelgeuse*
“Uhh- ask the stone, they hold their memory. And Don’t tell them that you asked me, the witch is scary.” *proceeds to explode*
“Goddamit you’re never any use man. Go back to being Michael Keaton.”
*Angrily dials up somebody’s pet rock.*
“G-Grandmother! Grandmother! The trees surely know how they ride their mortar and pestle.”
“KEHABWITBWKWIDBJEBWJ”
*Calls an ent*
”These guys never pick up…”
“Hello there! Is this uhh… Wendy’s? Yes, I’d like a- Larry, i can’t just prank call everyone we meet! You want to know how the witch rides a mortar and pestle? Ask the geese, she has a flock of them all around her. It’s weird.”
“Can’t you tell me?”
“No. The witch doesn’t tell us and I think she just bought a new axe…”
“I’m gonna turn you into driftwood.”
*Calls gooses*
”I’m gonna cook you if you don’t tell me how to ride a mortar and pestle.”
“Oh, nobody but the Witch and the hut itself knows. And neither of them will tell you unless you trade them some super cool magic item or something. So I guess the witch just lead you on a wild… goose chase…”
*Appears in front of the gooses, floating upside down like Casey.*
”What’s the hut’s number?”
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
*Appears in front of the gooses, floating upside down like Casey.*
”What’s the hut’s number?”
“Number 666, surrounded by a fence made of human bones, suspended on giant chicken legs, smells strongly of soup and broken promises. Door is locked to everyone but the witch and her family members. Her family members include her adopted daughter Vasalissa, as well as her grandson, Mr. Asmodeus.”
*Appears in front of the gooses, floating upside down like Casey.*
”What’s the hut’s number?”
“Number 666, surrounded by a fence made of human bones, suspended on giant chicken legs, smells strongly of soup and broken promises. Door is locked to everyone but the witch and her family members. Her family members include her adopted daughter Vasalissa, as well as her grandson, Mr. Asmodeus.”
“Yep. Asmodeus. That’s me.”
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
*Appears in front of the gooses, floating upside down like Casey.*
”What’s the hut’s number?”
“Number 666, surrounded by a fence made of human bones, suspended on giant chicken legs, smells strongly of soup and broken promises. Door is locked to everyone but the witch and her family members. Her family members include her adopted daughter Vasalissa, as well as her grandson, Mr. Asmodeus.”
“Yep. Asmodeus. That’s me.”
“Alrighty, you should find the hut in the middle of the dark woods. At this time of dusk, the witch is hunting for wicked little children to cook into a stew.”
*Appears in front of the gooses, floating upside down like Casey.*
”What’s the hut’s number?”
“Number 666, surrounded by a fence made of human bones, suspended on giant chicken legs, smells strongly of soup and broken promises. Door is locked to everyone but the witch and her family members. Her family members include her adopted daughter Vasalissa, as well as her grandson, Mr. Asmodeus.”
“Yep. Asmodeus. That’s me.”
“Alrighty, you should find the hut in the middle of the dark woods. At this time of dusk, the witch is hunting for wicked little children to cook into a stew.”
“Oh yeah, that makes sense. Good old grandma.”
*teleports to the hut.*
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
*Appears in front of the gooses, floating upside down like Casey.*
”What’s the hut’s number?”
“Number 666, surrounded by a fence made of human bones, suspended on giant chicken legs, smells strongly of soup and broken promises. Door is locked to everyone but the witch and her family members. Her family members include her adopted daughter Vasalissa, as well as her grandson, Mr. Asmodeus.”
“Yep. Asmodeus. That’s me.”
“Alrighty, you should find the hut in the middle of the dark woods. At this time of dusk, the witch is hunting for wicked little children to cook into a stew.”
“Oh yeah, that makes sense. Good old grandma.”
*teleports to the hut.*
The hut has one closed door and one window with the shutters closed. It’s constantly spinning as the chicken legged hut is stomping around and spinning, dancing. It’s surrounded by geese, including the one that called you. Next to a wooden brewing station set up outside is a broom that’s sweeping away the dirt on the ground.
*Appears in front of the gooses, floating upside down like Casey.*
”What’s the hut’s number?”
“Number 666, surrounded by a fence made of human bones, suspended on giant chicken legs, smells strongly of soup and broken promises. Door is locked to everyone but the witch and her family members. Her family members include her adopted daughter Vasalissa, as well as her grandson, Mr. Asmodeus.”
“Yep. Asmodeus. That’s me.”
“Alrighty, you should find the hut in the middle of the dark woods. At this time of dusk, the witch is hunting for wicked little children to cook into a stew.”
“Oh yeah, that makes sense. Good old grandma.”
*teleports to the hut.*
The hut has one closed door and one window with the shutters closed. It’s constantly spinning as the chicken legged hut is stomping around and spinning, dancing. It’s surrounded by geese, including the one that called you. Next to a wooden brewing station set up outside is a broom that’s sweeping away the dirt on the ground.
(what are we doing lol)
“jebwhxbwodbwnaoqbrbqi”
(Btw I fleshed out my traveling circus encounter)
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My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
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*nonchalantly dials up Betelgeuse*
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
“Uhh- ask the stone, they hold their memory. And Don’t tell them that you asked me, the witch is scary.” *proceeds to explode*
“Goddamit you’re never any use man. Go back to being Michael Keaton.”
*Angrily dials up somebody’s pet rock.*
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
“G-Grandmother! Grandmother! The trees surely know how they ride their mortar and pestle.”
who's elliot?
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I won't be grain of sand
Slippin' down the hour glass
Watchin' every minute fall through
I will pay the price
Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
“KEHABWITBWKWIDBJEBWJ”
*Calls an ent*
”These guys never pick up…”
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
Elliotewow. Fairly new to ddb but he’s one of my irl friends that i introduced. Check out the drawing on the last page.
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
“Hello there! Is this uhh… Wendy’s? Yes, I’d like a- Larry, i can’t just prank call everyone we meet! You want to know how the witch rides a mortar and pestle? Ask the geese, she has a flock of them all around her. It’s weird.”
it's a really good drawing
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I won't be grain of sand
Slippin' down the hour glass
Watchin' every minute fall through
I will pay the price
Never satisfied, I'm never gonna be refused
“Can’t you tell me?”
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
“No. The witch doesn’t tell us and I think she just bought a new axe…”
“I’m gonna turn you into driftwood.”
*Calls gooses*
”I’m gonna cook you if you don’t tell me how to ride a mortar and pestle.”
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
“Oh, nobody but the Witch and the hut itself knows. And neither of them will tell you unless you trade them some super cool magic item or something. So I guess the witch just lead you on a wild… goose chase…”
“Okay, I’m gonna cook you up man.”
*Appears in front of the gooses, floating upside down like Casey.*
”What’s the hut’s number?”
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
“Number 666, surrounded by a fence made of human bones, suspended on giant chicken legs, smells strongly of soup and broken promises. Door is locked to everyone but the witch and her family members. Her family members include her adopted daughter Vasalissa, as well as her grandson, Mr. Asmodeus.”
“Yep. Asmodeus. That’s me.”
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
“Alrighty, you should find the hut in the middle of the dark woods. At this time of dusk, the witch is hunting for wicked little children to cook into a stew.”
“Oh yeah, that makes sense. Good old grandma.”
*teleports to the hut.*
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
The hut has one closed door and one window with the shutters closed. It’s constantly spinning as the chicken legged hut is stomping around and spinning, dancing. It’s surrounded by geese, including the one that called you. Next to a wooden brewing station set up outside is a broom that’s sweeping away the dirt on the ground.
(what are we doing lol)
“jebwhxbwodbwnaoqbrbqi”
(Btw I fleshed out my traveling circus encounter)
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES