Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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I’ll second that.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
I’m Purplyte. Silly little weirdo.
𝐷𝑂𝑁𝑇 𝑀𝐼𝑁𝐷 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐹𝑂𝑁𝑇.
𝐴𝐿𝑊𝐴𝑌𝑆 𝐵𝑂𝑅𝐸𝐷
𝐹𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑒 𝑎 𝑃𝑀. 𝑂𝑝𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑅𝑃!
37.
how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
42.
About as much ground as a groundhog could hog if a groundhog could hog ground.
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
3.14 acres.
how many minds could a mind flayer flay if a mindflayer could flay minds?
Red leather yellow leather x10
I’m Purplyte. Silly little weirdo.
𝐷𝑂𝑁𝑇 𝑀𝐼𝑁𝐷 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐹𝑂𝑁𝑇.
𝐴𝐿𝑊𝐴𝑌𝑆 𝐵𝑂𝑅𝐸𝐷
𝐹𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑒 𝑎 𝑃𝑀. 𝑂𝑝𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑅𝑃!
We can simplify the expression inside the absolute value as follows:
|x + (1 - x)/2| = 2/(2x^2 - 1)
Expanding the first term:
|x + 1/2 - x/2| = 2/(2x^2 - 1)
Combining like terms:
|1/2 - x/2| = 2/(2x^2 - 1)
The absolute value always returns a non-negative value, so we can drop the absolute value signs and consider the two possible cases:
1/2 - x/2 = 2/(2x^2 - 1)
or
-1/2 + x/2 = -2/(2x^2 - 1)
Solving each equation separately and discarding extraneous solutions, we find:
x = -1
or
x = 1
So, the solution to the equation is x = -1 or x = 1.
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A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk. Who really stunk?
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Everything.
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
Imma shamelessly advertise my thread here https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/166242-a-game-on-the-forums
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
Wooooooo
Me, a little.
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Hello Yondor!
Hieee
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How are you?
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Good. Hbu?
Pretty good, except for one thing. I was at work, and I spilled a big tray of something. Would ya like to know where I work?
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If its important to the story, then sure.
It kinda is. I work at a Jimmy John's. It's a sandwich place, if you're not familiar.
Anyways, we make this ranch stuff, and today we were running low on it, so we made a whole new batch, and filled all of these little cups with the ranch, stuck em all on a tray, and I was going to put it the retarder (if that sounds odd to you and you don't know what a retarder is, google "food retarder"), and I dropped the whole thing.
I got a picture, and it's not pretty.
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Oh.
oh no.