Well, I’ve got me a herring! So I’ll start chopping!
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
*puts a small mechanical chip on the back of your neck*
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Your welcome! (Begins the process of slowly integrating it into your nervous system and mind controlling you)
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
One is very tiny, and was very sick when I got him (he's getting better, tho!) He absolutely loves to be held and hugged, and loves belly rubs. He also loves it when you kiss his head. So adorable! He's really friendly bespite being abused, and it amazes me how loving and trusting he is, even after what he went through. <3Another one is a biggg chonk (she's on a diet now and slowly losing weight). She likes to sit on people when they lay down, and doesn't mind if you move, but she is shy and has a hard time trusting people due to previous abuse. My third cat is a meanie butt who always ignores me during the day when I want cuddles, and then keeps me up all night demanding pets. She has a hard time trusting other cats because she was bullied in her previous home, and is very, very wary of new people (I highly suspect that her previous owners neglected her, as when she arrived in my care she was covered in bugs, had patches of fur missing, and had eye and ear infections.) She's slowly learning to trust other people and animals, though she does still have antagonistic behaviours such as peeing on the floor. She's learning, though! My next cat is, for lack of a better word, a worm. He loves rolling around on the ground, and is very friendly with people he trusts. He's really attached to his sister, and both of them will cry if separated. He was abused in his previous home, so he's slow to trust humans, but if you gain the trust of one of the siblings the other is likely to deem you trustworthy as well. Hes scared of heights and being picked up or jostled in any way (related to the way he was abused), but slowly He's learning that I won't hurt him when I pick him up. He's a sweet ginger baby and I love him very much. His sister was abused in the same way as him, though I suspect that she may have also had her fur torn and ripped at on multiple occasions. She's more aggressive than her brother, but very sweet once you show her you mean no harm. She isn't much for letting or cuddles, and prefers to just watch and occasionally play with the other cats. She's terrified of being brushed, likely because of either never having been brushed before, or being hit/brushed too roughly/ect in her previous home, so I'm slowly trying to teach her that brushing is okay and she wondered get hurt. I have to brush her a lot because of her long fur, and she needs frequent baths (which she hates. The only way to get her to calm down is to have her brother in the bathroom at the same time to soothe her). She's very protective of her brother, and freaks out if she can't find him. It's a nightmare trying to get them to cooperate on grooming days because I can't separate them at all XD
I love all my kittes, even if sometimes they can be a handful. I'm just happy to gives them better lives where they can live without ever having to cope with abuse or neglect. They are my babies and they deserve all the love in the world ❤
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- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
*Incoherent screaming*
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
*coherent screaming* I want another shrubbery. with a little stream that joins the two
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
Okay fine but you have to take good care of them!
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
Well, I’ve got me a herring! So I’ll start chopping!
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Shut up about your shrubbery. This person is in PAIN.
Look what Levi's done to him....reduced shell of a person.....tearjerking.
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
how dare you insult my shrubbery.
and I will take the best of care with my shrubberies
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
No, there’s a tear jerking person behind you!
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Do I fail my perception yet again? Oh, go on then....just take the other gold pouch....
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
*puts a small mechanical chip on the back of your neck*
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I mean I was pretty much just a shell of a person to begin with, lmao.
I hide my crippling depression with jokes and a facadé of actually being able to keep to together while in reality I'm crumbling inside :D
Anyway, I hereby declare today as worldwide non-sterotypical bard appreciation day. You're welcome, everyone.
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
Mmm....I can relate:D
Umm, thanks. (?)
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
Your welcome! (Begins the process of slowly integrating it into your nervous system and mind controlling you)
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
My cat just used me as a hecking launchpad and I don't know how to feel about that ;-;
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
Feel happy, for the cat lord has noticed you.
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Cats are....superior beings. You should expect the inevitable:)
@Ahzehk_Ahriman Hmm. I am worried now; my nervous system is nervous:)
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
Don’t worry, you won’t be nervous for long....
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
My cats are all weirdos.
One is very tiny, and was very sick when I got him (he's getting better, tho!) He absolutely loves to be held and hugged, and loves belly rubs. He also loves it when you kiss his head. So adorable! He's really friendly bespite being abused, and it amazes me how loving and trusting he is, even after what he went through. <3Another one is a biggg chonk (she's on a diet now and slowly losing weight). She likes to sit on people when they lay down, and doesn't mind if you move, but she is shy and has a hard time trusting people due to previous abuse. My third cat is a meanie butt who always ignores me during the day when I want cuddles, and then keeps me up all night demanding pets. She has a hard time trusting other cats because she was bullied in her previous home, and is very, very wary of new people (I highly suspect that her previous owners neglected her, as when she arrived in my care she was covered in bugs, had patches of fur missing, and had eye and ear infections.) She's slowly learning to trust other people and animals, though she does still have antagonistic behaviours such as peeing on the floor. She's learning, though! My next cat is, for lack of a better word, a worm. He loves rolling around on the ground, and is very friendly with people he trusts. He's really attached to his sister, and both of them will cry if separated. He was abused in his previous home, so he's slow to trust humans, but if you gain the trust of one of the siblings the other is likely to deem you trustworthy as well. Hes scared of heights and being picked up or jostled in any way (related to the way he was abused), but slowly He's learning that I won't hurt him when I pick him up. He's a sweet ginger baby and I love him very much. His sister was abused in the same way as him, though I suspect that she may have also had her fur torn and ripped at on multiple occasions. She's more aggressive than her brother, but very sweet once you show her you mean no harm. She isn't much for letting or cuddles, and prefers to just watch and occasionally play with the other cats. She's terrified of being brushed, likely because of either never having been brushed before, or being hit/brushed too roughly/ect in her previous home, so I'm slowly trying to teach her that brushing is okay and she wondered get hurt. I have to brush her a lot because of her long fur, and she needs frequent baths (which she hates. The only way to get her to calm down is to have her brother in the bathroom at the same time to soothe her). She's very protective of her brother, and freaks out if she can't find him. It's a nightmare trying to get them to cooperate on grooming days because I can't separate them at all XD
I love all my kittes, even if sometimes they can be a handful. I'm just happy to gives them better lives where they can live without ever having to cope with abuse or neglect. They are my babies and they deserve all the love in the world ❤
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
Breaking news: Catto did a smol mlem. Hearts everywhere melted. Doctors baffled.
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist