So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
…I no longer worry. I simply accept that I am the last sane DnDBeyond user. Wait…
Researcher's Log Day 2,839. Subject UZ_49c continues to exhibit the characteristic behaviors of our experiments. However there seems to be hope of improvement. Further data collection should lead to a breakthrough.
You fool. Thy assume that I am the researched. No you, ‘researcher’ VW-U284-V3, you are the researched.
First things first, because it annoys me way more than it should, I think you meant "thou" and not "thy." Thy is for possession, thou is for indicating.
You have your shoes -> Thou havest thy shoes. You are smart. -> Thou art smart. Your brain is good. -> Thy brain is good. Your assumption is wrong. -> Thy assumption is wrong. You assume wrong. -> Thou doth assumeth incorreclty.
(I'm sure I'm butchering some of the other parts, but it sure sounds old-timey.)
Second things second. Researcher's Log Day 2,839.5. Subject UZ_49c continues to resist observation. Further conditioning may be required.
They are catching on to me. This may be my last entry. Subjects VW-U287-V3 and CP-U117-V18 are attempting to regain control. I might have to escape to General Discussion. A Dream of the Blue Veil spell scroll is available.
That spell won't stop me because I can't read!
(Though yeah, without Tasha's Cauldron I actually can't read it. :P What does it do?)
…I no longer worry. I simply accept that I am the last sane DnDBeyond user. Wait…
Researcher's Log Day 2,839. Subject UZ_49c continues to exhibit the characteristic behaviors of our experiments. However there seems to be hope of improvement. Further data collection should lead to a breakthrough.
You fool. Thy assume that I am the researched. No you, ‘researcher’ VW-U284-V3, you are the researched.
First things first, because it annoys me way more than it should, I think you meant "thou" and not "thy." Thy is for possession, thou is for indicating.
You have your shoes -> Thou havest thy shoes. You are smart. -> Thou art smart. Your brain is good. -> Thy brain is good. Your assumption is wrong. -> Thy assumption is wrong. You assume wrong. -> Thou doth assumeth incorreclty.
(I'm sure I'm butchering some of the other parts, but it sure sounds old-timey.)
Second things second. Researcher's Log Day 2,839.5. Subject UZ_49c continues to resist observation. Further conditioning may be required.
They are catching on to me. This may be my last entry. Subjects VW-U287-V3 and CP-U117-V18 are attempting to regain control. I might have to escape to General Discussion. A Dream of the Blue Veil spell scroll is available.
That spell won't stop me because I can't read!
(Though yeah, without Tasha's Cauldron I actually can't read it. :P What does it do?)
your fellow buddy who has Tasha's is here to save you
You and up to eight willing creatures within range fall unconscious for the spell’s duration and experience visions of another world on the Material Plane, such as Oerth, Toril, Krynn, or Eberron. If the spell reaches its full duration, the visions conclude with each of you encountering and pulling back a mysterious blue curtain. The spell then ends with you mentally and physically transported to the world that was in the visions.
To cast this spell, you must have a magic item that originated on the world you wish to reach, and you must be aware of the world’s existence, even if you don’t know the world’s name. Your destination in the other world is a safe location within 1 mile of where the magic item was created. Alternatively, you can cast the spell if one of the affected creatures was born on the other world, which causes your destination to be a safe location within 1 mile of where that creature was born.
The spell ends early on a creature if that creature takes any damage, and the creature isn’t transported. If you take any damage, the spell ends for you and all the other creatures, with none of you being transported.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
YAY! YONDOR IS KIND OF HERE!
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
hello
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
Hey Moon! Hey Markell!
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
A little sick, but otherwise fine.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Zeus isn't here rn, so Imma do this for him:
GOOD MORNING IM KIND OF HERE, I'M DAD
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Yeah. That "Vitus" score is pitiful. Certainly not something I would gget.
That spell won't stop me because I can't read!
(Though yeah, without Tasha's Cauldron I actually can't read it. :P What does it do?)
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
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Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
your fellow buddy who has Tasha's is here to save you
Dream of the Blue Veil
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Gasp* it won't let me send a copy and pasted version of it! Let's see If I can fix that...
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Dream of the Blue Veil
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Even when i change the formatting around! Wow, DDB is good
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
You and up to eight willing creatures within range fall unconscious for the spell’s duration and experience visions of another world on the Material Plane, such as Oerth, Toril, Krynn, or Eberron. If the spell reaches its full duration, the visions conclude with each of you encountering and pulling back a mysterious blue curtain. The spell then ends with you mentally and physically transported to the world that was in the visions.
To cast this spell, you must have a magic item that originated on the world you wish to reach, and you must be aware of the world’s existence, even if you don’t know the world’s name. Your destination in the other world is a safe location within 1 mile of where the magic item was created. Alternatively, you can cast the spell if one of the affected creatures was born on the other world, which causes your destination to be a safe location within 1 mile of where that creature was born.
The spell ends early on a creature if that creature takes any damage, and the creature isn’t transported. If you take any damage, the spell ends for you and all the other creatures, with none of you being transported.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
There we go. Had to take some of the details out though, so I can only give you the main description
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
WHAT ANOTHER KAHOOT OHMYGOODNESS TYPING IN ALL CAPS IS GETTING TIRING BECAUSE I NARRATE WHAT I TYPE
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Dang I got 3rd (at the moment)
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7th for me
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
You still did good! and like I said before, its only a bit of fun anyways
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.