I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
*No, I'm not okay.*
*Is this hyperbeam or baalze?*
*Hyperbeam is no longer on my account.*
*Okay, you feeling alright?*
*I am feeling cripplingly lonely and understimulated. I know I have to write a session, but I have incredible writer's block at the moment.*
*Man Baalz that sucks. We're all super here for you, if we can help in any way. My DMs/PMs are always open if you need anything.*
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
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Truly an achievement.
Thanks.
For our Dragon v Vecna I'm thinking tomorrow night I'll be able to add some more. Tonight I'm embarking on a quest to make way too much potato salad that causes me to regret my life choices as I realize I'm gonna have to eat it all. (But maybe it'll be a nice breakfast option for some of next week.)
Fear me, mortals. (nervously eyes Dutch with 16,224 posts)
Truly an achievement.
Thanks.
For our Dragon v Vecna I'm thinking tomorrow night I'll be able to add some more. Tonight I'm embarking on a quest to make way too much potato salad that causes me to regret my life choices as I realize I'm gonna have to eat it all. (But maybe it'll be a nice breakfast option for some of next week.)
An absolutely sensible quest.
cool. It’s super fun to do combat with you. Also, wouldn’t it be fun to do mummy lord VS. Vampire? Obviously probably not for a while, but it could be our next fight.
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*Man Baalz that sucks. We're all super here for you, if we can help in any way. My DMs/PMs are always open if you need anything.*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Agreed
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Well I've reached 500 posts.
Fear me, mortals. (nervously eyes Dutch with 16,224 posts)
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
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YEAH VITUS, THATS WHAT I CALL A 'W'
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Truly an achievement.
Ahh near dead threads, you love to see them.
i am monkeish i hail the monke lord :D:D:D:D
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Also praise Jeff the Romba, go feed him clay.
Hehe.
Thanks.
For our Dragon v Vecna I'm thinking tomorrow night I'll be able to add some more. Tonight I'm embarking on a quest to make way too much potato salad that causes me to regret my life choices as I realize I'm gonna have to eat it all. (But maybe it'll be a nice breakfast option for some of next week.)
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
What are you talking about? this thing grows pages every few hours
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An absolutely sensible quest.
cool. It’s super fun to do combat with you. Also, wouldn’t it be fun to do mummy lord VS. Vampire? Obviously probably not for a while, but it could be our next fight.
I scream
Are you a paper man in a paper house wondering if the house is made of flesh or he is made of house?
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Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
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We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Vitus, why won't your post count go up from 500?
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Guys, when you study and stuff you should listen to the mighty vibes series by Critical Role, it's basically just lo-fi
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Maybe.
I’m actually thinking about watching a horror movie, which I have practically never done before.
The post count doesn’t show forum games for some reason.
Because why not?
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
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Hello. No comment.
no
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/forum-games/181058-the-court
Fair enough
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