Ruin... has found you at last. My protégé - my friend - our calculations were correct: the ephemeral flavors are unbalanced. The stomach spins on a strange and terrifying axis and everywhere... unbridled culinary consequence! The table is a wasteland of failures past, and you must walk out to it, unafraid. Take these - they are spices. The very last of them. They are yours now. You were bold once. Be bold once more. Free yourself from this suffocating stillness, fix your gaze on the cookbook, and face the fearsome truth... of the Darkest Kitchen.
Ruin... has found you at last. My protégé - my friend - our calculations were correct: the ephemeral flavors are unbalanced. The stomach spins on a strange and terrifying axis and everywhere... unbridled culinary consequence! The table is a wasteland of failures past, and you must walk out to it, unafraid. Take these - they are spices. The very last of them. They are yours now. You were bold once. Be bold once more. Free yourself from this suffocating stillness, fix your gaze on the cookbook, and face the fearsome truth... of the Darkest Kitchen.
This is sounding so sick I cant wait for the lore doc
Ruin... has found you at last. My protégé - my friend - our calculations were correct: the ephemeral flavors are unbalanced. The stomach spins on a strange and terrifying axis and everywhere... unbridled culinary consequence! The table is a wasteland of failures past, and you must walk out to it, unafraid. Take these - they are spices. The very last of them. They are yours now. You were bold once. Be bold once more. Free yourself from this suffocating stillness, fix your gaze on the cookbook, and face the fearsome truth... of the Darkest Kitchen.
This is sounding so sick I cant wait for the lore doc
...I should work on that while I look for inspiration for the actual rules...
Ruin... has found you at last. My protégé - my friend - our calculations were correct: the ephemeral flavors are unbalanced. The stomach spins on a strange and terrifying axis and everywhere... unbridled culinary consequence! The table is a wasteland of failures past, and you must walk out to it, unafraid. Take these - they are spices. The very last of them. They are yours now. You were bold once. Be bold once more. Free yourself from this suffocating stillness, fix your gaze on the cookbook, and face the fearsome truth... of the Darkest Kitchen.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
This is sounding so sick I cant wait for the lore doc
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
*appears fashionably*
...I should work on that while I look for inspiration for the actual rules...
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Hi Bazilsnoop!
i return to this plane of existance once more
BEANS
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HI OTTER :D
Nello
I'm going to eat your tiny little god bones deep fried and on a stick.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*is confused*
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Baalze, wanna rp dude?
I decided to play a character that is (more or less) a human for once!
JSYN I’m immortal.
Sure!
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Then you can live without your bones, I guess. Doesn't change what I said.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
2ST?
Okay! Do you wanna start, or should I?
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I'll start
Cool, it'll take me a bit to respond, as I gotta make Mac N' Spam now.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Anyone on? I’m on for ~20 minutes
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