Hey Arch, what're you gonna do once you reach your 10000th post?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
But arch, you're a young 'un. By all account you should be calling skbidi because GYATT! how could you do such a sigma Ohio move and forget the bussin' line you want him to repeat, fr fr.
*expels stomach contents from mouth*
This physical form of me may be a, “young’un,” but I am an incomprehensible and immortal force of nature! I thought you would have learned that after you signed our contract.
Vomitting is such an L, no cap.
Though curious if, overall, you find yourself more comfortable with adults than your peers.
But arch, you're a young 'un. By all account you should be calling skbidi because GYATT! how could you do such a sigma Ohio move and forget the bussin' line you want him to repeat, fr fr.
*expels stomach contents from mouth*
This physical form of me may be a, “young’un,” but I am an incomprehensible and immortal force of nature! I thought you would have learned that after you signed our contract.
Vomitting is such an L, no cap.
Though curious if, overall, you find yourself more comfortable with adults than your peers.
Actually generally yes, Since I was really, really little I’ve been more advanced at reading and English Than any other subject, and then science and art/acting stuff close behind. And I was like, really advanced at English. And I like talking with most adults more because they’re more engaging in conversation with topics I’m interested about, although I do still have friends my age and all that stuff, and they’re absolutely awesome and interested in the same stuff I am.
i just realized I described myself as like, a prodigy. I am only really good at stuff like English and History and science, i suck at math!
Hey Arch, what're you gonna do once you reach your 10000th post?
Seven Seals, Seven Trumpets, Seven Bowls.
hehehe book of revelation reference (even though I do not own the Bible and have never really stopped to read most of it? It’s very big and I don’t have that kind of time)
Hey Arch, what're you gonna do once you reach your 10000th post?
Seven Seals, Seven Trumpets, Seven Bowls.
hehehe book of revelation reference (even though I do not own the Bible and have never really stopped to read most of it? It’s very big and I don’t have that kind of time)
I've never read the Bible because I'm atheist so you might have to elaborate.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
But arch, you're a young 'un. By all account you should be calling skbidi because GYATT! how could you do such a sigma Ohio move and forget the bussin' line you want him to repeat, fr fr.
*expels stomach contents from mouth*
This physical form of me may be a, “young’un,” but I am an incomprehensible and immortal force of nature! I thought you would have learned that after you signed our contract.
Hold on, Vitus is a Warlock and you're his patron? Well, that explains a lot.
Indeedy! I’m an Arch-crone/Archfey and I do indeed have many warlocks! Vitus is one of the best ones.
But arch, you're a young 'un. By all account you should be calling skbidi because GYATT! how could you do such a sigma Ohio move and forget the bussin' line you want him to repeat, fr fr.
*expels stomach contents from mouth*
This physical form of me may be a, “young’un,” but I am an incomprehensible and immortal force of nature! I thought you would have learned that after you signed our contract.
Hold on, Vitus is a Warlock and you're his patron? Well, that explains a lot.
Indeedy! I’m an Arch-crone/Archfey and I do indeed have many warlocks! Vitus is one of the best ones.
Can I be your newest one?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hey Arch, what're you gonna do once you reach your 10000th post?
Seven Seals, Seven Trumpets, Seven Bowls.
hehehe book of revelation reference (even though I do not own the Bible and have never really stopped to read most of it? It’s very big and I don’t have that kind of time)
I've never read the Bible because I'm atheist so you might have to elaborate.
I’m an atheist as well but I just liked to reference this cool little part of the Bible I’ve never actually read, so basically in heaven, this seven horned seven eyed sheep creature has a scroll or book with seven seals, and starts breaking them, causing disasters on earth. Then seven angels blow their trumpets one by own, signalling even more disasters. Then seven bowls are poured onto the earth which create even more disaster, including the release of the four hourseman of the apocalypse (particularly when the 6th Angel blows his trumpet) which kill a third of humanity. The rest of the disasters cause the rest of the apocalypse and almost everyone dies.
But arch, you're a young 'un. By all account you should be calling skbidi because GYATT! how could you do such a sigma Ohio move and forget the bussin' line you want him to repeat, fr fr.
*expels stomach contents from mouth*
This physical form of me may be a, “young’un,” but I am an incomprehensible and immortal force of nature! I thought you would have learned that after you signed our contract.
Vomitting is such an L, no cap.
Though curious if, overall, you find yourself more comfortable with adults than your peers.
Actually generally yes, Since I was really, really little I’ve been more advanced at reading and English Than any other subject, and then science and art/acting stuff close behind. And I was like, really advanced at English. And I like talking with most adults more because they’re more engaging in conversation with topics I’m interested about, although I do still have friends my age and all that stuff, and they’re absolutely awesome and interested in the same stuff I am.
i just realized I described myself as like, a prodigy. I am only really good at stuff like English and History and science, i suck at math!
Alrighty. I also did fairly well with adults myself.
Though for describing yourself like a prodigy, I'm gonna need you to write a 10-page essay explaining other ways to describe yourself.
Also, I'm tempted to show you a mathematical proof that 1 = 2.
But arch, you're a young 'un. By all account you should be calling skbidi because GYATT! how could you do such a sigma Ohio move and forget the bussin' line you want him to repeat, fr fr.
*expels stomach contents from mouth*
This physical form of me may be a, “young’un,” but I am an incomprehensible and immortal force of nature! I thought you would have learned that after you signed our contract.
Hold on, Vitus is a Warlock and you're his patron? Well, that explains a lot.
Indeedy! I’m an Arch-crone/Archfey and I do indeed have many warlocks! Vitus is one of the best ones.
Can I be your newest one?
Well that would be wonderful! What would you like for the deal? Just regular old warlock powers, revenge, something specific? I can give you anything you want, for a price of course. Anywhere from your ability to cry, give thanks, or pay attention, to eternal servitude of your immortal soul!
Once we discuss, I’ll create the contract, and you can add that I’m your patron in your signature or something!
Hey Arch, what're you gonna do once you reach your 10000th post?
Seven Seals, Seven Trumpets, Seven Bowls.
hehehe book of revelation reference (even though I do not own the Bible and have never really stopped to read most of it? It’s very big and I don’t have that kind of time)
I've never read the Bible because I'm atheist so you might have to elaborate.
I’m an atheist as well but I just liked to reference this cool little part of the Bible I’ve never actually read, so basically in heaven, this seven horned seven eyed sheep creature has a scroll or book with seven seals, and starts breaking them, causing disasters on earth. Then seven angels blow their trumpets one by own, signalling even more disasters. Then seven bowls are poured onto the earth which create even more disaster, including the release of the four hourseman of the apocalypse (particularly when the 6th Angel blows his trumpet) which kill a third of humanity. The rest of the disasters cause the rest of the apocalypse and almost everyone dies.
fun, right?
Cool! It's nice to know the Bible can be that dark.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
But arch, you're a young 'un. By all account you should be calling skbidi because GYATT! how could you do such a sigma Ohio move and forget the bussin' line you want him to repeat, fr fr.
*expels stomach contents from mouth*
This physical form of me may be a, “young’un,” but I am an incomprehensible and immortal force of nature! I thought you would have learned that after you signed our contract.
Vomitting is such an L, no cap.
Though curious if, overall, you find yourself more comfortable with adults than your peers.
Actually generally yes, Since I was really, really little I’ve been more advanced at reading and English Than any other subject, and then science and art/acting stuff close behind. And I was like, really advanced at English. And I like talking with most adults more because they’re more engaging in conversation with topics I’m interested about, although I do still have friends my age and all that stuff, and they’re absolutely awesome and interested in the same stuff I am.
i just realized I described myself as like, a prodigy. I am only really good at stuff like English and History and science, i suck at math!
Alrighty. I also did fairly well with adults myself.
Though for describing yourself like a prodigy, I'm gonna need you to write a 10-page essay explaining other ways to describe yourself.
Also, I'm tempted to show you a mathematical proof that 1 = 2.
You underestimate my power of following instructions! (Starts drafting essay on the many uses of adjectives)
But arch, you're a young 'un. By all account you should be calling skbidi because GYATT! how could you do such a sigma Ohio move and forget the bussin' line you want him to repeat, fr fr.
*expels stomach contents from mouth*
This physical form of me may be a, “young’un,” but I am an incomprehensible and immortal force of nature! I thought you would have learned that after you signed our contract.
Hold on, Vitus is a Warlock and you're his patron? Well, that explains a lot.
Indeedy! I’m an Arch-crone/Archfey and I do indeed have many warlocks! Vitus is one of the best ones.
Can I be your newest one?
Well that would be wonderful! What would you like for the deal? Just regular old warlock powers, revenge, something specific? I can give you anything you want, for a price of course. Anywhere from your ability to cry, give thanks, or pay attention, to eternal servitude of your immortal soul!
Once we discuss, I’ll create the contract, and you can add that I’m your patron in your signature or something!
I'd like the 'powerful enough to kill a king and topple an empire' powers please! In exchange, I'm offering my ability to blink, my ability to cry, and an endless arsenal of weapons for your other Warlocks.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
But arch, you're a young 'un. By all account you should be calling skbidi because GYATT! how could you do such a sigma Ohio move and forget the bussin' line you want him to repeat, fr fr.
*expels stomach contents from mouth*
This physical form of me may be a, “young’un,” but I am an incomprehensible and immortal force of nature! I thought you would have learned that after you signed our contract.
Hold on, Vitus is a Warlock and you're his patron? Well, that explains a lot.
Indeedy! I’m an Arch-crone/Archfey and I do indeed have many warlocks! Vitus is one of the best ones.
Can I be your newest one?
Well that would be wonderful! What would you like for the deal? Just regular old warlock powers, revenge, something specific? I can give you anything you want, for a price of course. Anywhere from your ability to cry, give thanks, or pay attention, to eternal servitude of your immortal soul!
Once we discuss, I’ll create the contract, and you can add that I’m your patron in your signature or something!
I'd like the 'powerful enough to kill a king and topple an empire' powers please! In exchange, I'm offering my ability to blink, my ability to cry, and an endless arsenal of weapons for your other Warlocks.
Alrighty! I’ll be giving you level 18 Archfey Warlock powers and a 1/month get out of jail free card wish! Cast by me, of course. If that seems too weak for your liking, please say so, we can negotiate. Now, those terms seem quite fair. What weapons are you offering?
But arch, you're a young 'un. By all account you should be calling skbidi because GYATT! how could you do such a sigma Ohio move and forget the bussin' line you want him to repeat, fr fr.
*expels stomach contents from mouth*
This physical form of me may be a, “young’un,” but I am an incomprehensible and immortal force of nature! I thought you would have learned that after you signed our contract.
Vomitting is such an L, no cap.
Though curious if, overall, you find yourself more comfortable with adults than your peers.
Actually generally yes, Since I was really, really little I’ve been more advanced at reading and English Than any other subject, and then science and art/acting stuff close behind. And I was like, really advanced at English. And I like talking with most adults more because they’re more engaging in conversation with topics I’m interested about, although I do still have friends my age and all that stuff, and they’re absolutely awesome and interested in the same stuff I am.
i just realized I described myself as like, a prodigy. I am only really good at stuff like English and History and science, i suck at math!
Alrighty. I also did fairly well with adults myself.
Though for describing yourself like a prodigy, I'm gonna need you to write a 10-page essay explaining other ways to describe yourself.
Also, I'm tempted to show you a mathematical proof that 1 = 2.
You underestimate my power of following instructions! (Starts drafting essay on the many uses of adjectives)
Delightful!
Now for the proof
let a and b be real numbers that are equal not equal to zero.
a = b, a,b ∈ R, a,b ≠ 0
So let's start with the following
a = b
We can multiply each side by b
ab = b^2
Now let's subtract a^2 from each side
ab - a^2 = b^2 - a^2
Let's factor these out
a * (b - a) = (b - a) * (b + a)
each side has a (b - a). So let's divide each side by (b - a)
a = b + a
Now as we remember from before, a = b so let's substitute in a for b.
a = a + a a = 2a
At the start we said a,b ≠ 0. So let's divide by a.
But arch, you're a young 'un. By all account you should be calling skbidi because GYATT! how could you do such a sigma Ohio move and forget the bussin' line you want him to repeat, fr fr.
*expels stomach contents from mouth*
This physical form of me may be a, “young’un,” but I am an incomprehensible and immortal force of nature! I thought you would have learned that after you signed our contract.
Vomitting is such an L, no cap.
Though curious if, overall, you find yourself more comfortable with adults than your peers.
Actually generally yes, Since I was really, really little I’ve been more advanced at reading and English Than any other subject, and then science and art/acting stuff close behind. And I was like, really advanced at English. And I like talking with most adults more because they’re more engaging in conversation with topics I’m interested about, although I do still have friends my age and all that stuff, and they’re absolutely awesome and interested in the same stuff I am.
i just realized I described myself as like, a prodigy. I am only really good at stuff like English and History and science, i suck at math!
Alrighty. I also did fairly well with adults myself.
Though for describing yourself like a prodigy, I'm gonna need you to write a 10-page essay explaining other ways to describe yourself.
Also, I'm tempted to show you a mathematical proof that 1 = 2.
You underestimate my power of following instructions! (Starts drafting essay on the many uses of adjectives)
Delightful!
Now for the proof
let a and b be real numbers that are equal not equal to zero.
a = b, a,b ∈ R, a,b ≠ 0
So let's start with the following
a = b
We can multiply each side by b
ab = b^2
Now let's subtract a^2 from each side
ab - a^2 = b^2 - a^2
Let's factor these out
a * (b - a) = (b - a) * (b + a)
each side has a (b - a). So let's divide each side by (b - a)
a = b + a
Now as we remember from before, a = b so let's substitute in a for b.
a = a + a a = 2a
At the start we said a,b ≠ 0. So let's divide by a.
1 = 2
I have decided I will not be reading that, my brain is currently deciding to think about recipes to brew troll stew instead.
But arch, you're a young 'un. By all account you should be calling skbidi because GYATT! how could you do such a sigma Ohio move and forget the bussin' line you want him to repeat, fr fr.
*expels stomach contents from mouth*
This physical form of me may be a, “young’un,” but I am an incomprehensible and immortal force of nature! I thought you would have learned that after you signed our contract.
Hold on, Vitus is a Warlock and you're his patron? Well, that explains a lot.
Indeedy! I’m an Arch-crone/Archfey and I do indeed have many warlocks! Vitus is one of the best ones.
Can I be your newest one?
Well that would be wonderful! What would you like for the deal? Just regular old warlock powers, revenge, something specific? I can give you anything you want, for a price of course. Anywhere from your ability to cry, give thanks, or pay attention, to eternal servitude of your immortal soul!
Once we discuss, I’ll create the contract, and you can add that I’m your patron in your signature or something!
I'd like the 'powerful enough to kill a king and topple an empire' powers please! In exchange, I'm offering my ability to blink, my ability to cry, and an endless arsenal of weapons for your other Warlocks.
Alrighty! I’ll be giving you level 18 Archfey Warlock powers and a 1/month get out of jail free card wish! Cast by me, of course. If that seems too weak for your liking, please say so, we can negotiate. Now, those terms seem quite fair. What weapons are you offering?
I agree, those terms sound pretty fair! Now about those weapons. I'm offering hundreds upon hundreds of lances, maces, flails, swords, bows, crossbows, pikes, spears, clubs, magic staffs, hook swords, pickaxes, really anything you can think of. I'll also throw in some Wargs, horses, baby dragons, and a few elk to serve as mounts.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
But arch, you're a young 'un. By all account you should be calling skbidi because GYATT! how could you do such a sigma Ohio move and forget the bussin' line you want him to repeat, fr fr.
*expels stomach contents from mouth*
This physical form of me may be a, “young’un,” but I am an incomprehensible and immortal force of nature! I thought you would have learned that after you signed our contract.
Vomitting is such an L, no cap.
Though curious if, overall, you find yourself more comfortable with adults than your peers.
Actually generally yes, Since I was really, really little I’ve been more advanced at reading and English Than any other subject, and then science and art/acting stuff close behind. And I was like, really advanced at English. And I like talking with most adults more because they’re more engaging in conversation with topics I’m interested about, although I do still have friends my age and all that stuff, and they’re absolutely awesome and interested in the same stuff I am.
i just realized I described myself as like, a prodigy. I am only really good at stuff like English and History and science, i suck at math!
Alrighty. I also did fairly well with adults myself.
Though for describing yourself like a prodigy, I'm gonna need you to write a 10-page essay explaining other ways to describe yourself.
Also, I'm tempted to show you a mathematical proof that 1 = 2.
You underestimate my power of following instructions! (Starts drafting essay on the many uses of adjectives)
Delightful!
Now for the proof
let a and b be real numbers that are equal not equal to zero.
a = b, a,b ∈ R, a,b ≠ 0
So let's start with the following
a = b
We can multiply each side by b
ab = b^2
Now let's subtract a^2 from each side
ab - a^2 = b^2 - a^2
Let's factor these out
a * (b - a) = (b - a) * (b + a)
each side has a (b - a). So let's divide each side by (b - a)
a = b + a
Now as we remember from before, a = b so let's substitute in a for b.
a = a + a a = 2a
At the start we said a,b ≠ 0. So let's divide by a.
1 = 2
PLEASE, STOP WITH THE MATH! I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I DON'T WANNA LEARN ON MY VACATION!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
But arch, you're a young 'un. By all account you should be calling skbidi because GYATT! how could you do such a sigma Ohio move and forget the bussin' line you want him to repeat, fr fr.
*expels stomach contents from mouth*
This physical form of me may be a, “young’un,” but I am an incomprehensible and immortal force of nature! I thought you would have learned that after you signed our contract.
Hold on, Vitus is a Warlock and you're his patron? Well, that explains a lot.
Indeedy! I’m an Arch-crone/Archfey and I do indeed have many warlocks! Vitus is one of the best ones.
Can I be your newest one?
Well that would be wonderful! What would you like for the deal? Just regular old warlock powers, revenge, something specific? I can give you anything you want, for a price of course. Anywhere from your ability to cry, give thanks, or pay attention, to eternal servitude of your immortal soul!
Once we discuss, I’ll create the contract, and you can add that I’m your patron in your signature or something!
I'd like the 'powerful enough to kill a king and topple an empire' powers please! In exchange, I'm offering my ability to blink, my ability to cry, and an endless arsenal of weapons for your other Warlocks.
Alrighty! I’ll be giving you level 18 Archfey Warlock powers and a 1/month get out of jail free card wish! Cast by me, of course. If that seems too weak for your liking, please say so, we can negotiate. Now, those terms seem quite fair. What weapons are you offering?
I agree, those terms sound pretty fair! Now about those weapons. I'm offering hundreds upon hundreds of lances, maces, flails, swords, bows, crossbows, pikes, spears, clubs, magic staffs, hook swords, pickaxes, really anything you can think of. I'll also throw in some Wargs, horses, baby dragons, and a few elk to serve as mounts.
Perfect! Now, I own several manors and residences amongst the feywild, so feel free to stay there for refuge at any time! All my warlocks usually carry my symbol with them on their clothing or on their skin somewhere, which is proof you’re my warlock! Show them that symbol and they’ll let you stay there.
now, just sign here, here, and here! (Holds out magic scroll)
But arch, you're a young 'un. By all account you should be calling skbidi because GYATT! how could you do such a sigma Ohio move and forget the bussin' line you want him to repeat, fr fr.
*expels stomach contents from mouth*
This physical form of me may be a, “young’un,” but I am an incomprehensible and immortal force of nature! I thought you would have learned that after you signed our contract.
Hold on, Vitus is a Warlock and you're his patron? Well, that explains a lot.
Indeedy! I’m an Arch-crone/Archfey and I do indeed have many warlocks! Vitus is one of the best ones.
Can I be your newest one?
Well that would be wonderful! What would you like for the deal? Just regular old warlock powers, revenge, something specific? I can give you anything you want, for a price of course. Anywhere from your ability to cry, give thanks, or pay attention, to eternal servitude of your immortal soul!
Once we discuss, I’ll create the contract, and you can add that I’m your patron in your signature or something!
I'd like the 'powerful enough to kill a king and topple an empire' powers please! In exchange, I'm offering my ability to blink, my ability to cry, and an endless arsenal of weapons for your other Warlocks.
Alrighty! I’ll be giving you level 18 Archfey Warlock powers and a 1/month get out of jail free card wish! Cast by me, of course. If that seems too weak for your liking, please say so, we can negotiate. Now, those terms seem quite fair. What weapons are you offering?
I agree, those terms sound pretty fair! Now about those weapons. I'm offering hundreds upon hundreds of lances, maces, flails, swords, bows, crossbows, pikes, spears, clubs, magic staffs, hook swords, pickaxes, really anything you can think of. I'll also throw in some Wargs, horses, baby dragons, and a few elk to serve as mounts.
Perfect! Now, I own several manors and residences amongst the feywild, so feel free to stay there for refuge at any time! All my warlocks usually carry my symbol with them on their clothing or on their skin somewhere, which is proof you’re my warlock! Show them that symbol and they’ll let you stay there.
now, just sign here, here, and here! (Holds out magic scroll)
*He takes out a quill and a knife. He then slashes his hand open with the knife, wets the quill with his blood, and signs the scroll.*
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hey Arch, what're you gonna do once you reach your 10000th post?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Vomitting is such an L, no cap.
Though curious if, overall, you find yourself more comfortable with adults than your peers.
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Actually generally yes, Since I was really, really little I’ve been more advanced at reading and English Than any other subject, and then science and art/acting stuff close behind. And I was like, really advanced at English. And I like talking with most adults more because they’re more engaging in conversation with topics I’m interested about, although I do still have friends my age and all that stuff, and they’re absolutely awesome and interested in the same stuff I am.
i just realized I described myself as like, a prodigy. I am only really good at stuff like English and History and science, i suck at math!
Seven Seals, Seven Trumpets, Seven Bowls.
hehehe book of revelation reference (even though I do not own the Bible and have never really stopped to read most of it? It’s very big and I don’t have that kind of time)
I've never read the Bible because I'm atheist so you might have to elaborate.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Indeedy! I’m an Arch-crone/Archfey and I do indeed have many warlocks! Vitus is one of the best ones.
Can I be your newest one?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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I’m an atheist as well but I just liked to reference this cool little part of the Bible I’ve never actually read, so basically in heaven, this seven horned seven eyed sheep creature has a scroll or book with seven seals, and starts breaking them, causing disasters on earth. Then seven angels blow their trumpets one by own, signalling even more disasters. Then seven bowls are poured onto the earth which create even more disaster, including the release of the four hourseman of the apocalypse (particularly when the 6th Angel blows his trumpet) which kill a third of humanity. The rest of the disasters cause the rest of the apocalypse and almost everyone dies.
fun, right?
Alrighty. I also did fairly well with adults myself.
Though for describing yourself like a prodigy, I'm gonna need you to write a 10-page essay explaining other ways to describe yourself.
Also, I'm tempted to show you a mathematical proof that 1 = 2.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
Well that would be wonderful! What would you like for the deal? Just regular old warlock powers, revenge, something specific? I can give you anything you want, for a price of course. Anywhere from your ability to cry, give thanks, or pay attention, to eternal servitude of your immortal soul!
Once we discuss, I’ll create the contract, and you can add that I’m your patron in your signature or something!
Cool! It's nice to know the Bible can be that dark.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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You underestimate my power of following instructions! (Starts drafting essay on the many uses of adjectives)
I'd like the 'powerful enough to kill a king and topple an empire' powers please! In exchange, I'm offering my ability to blink, my ability to cry, and an endless arsenal of weapons for your other Warlocks.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Alrighty! I’ll be giving you level 18 Archfey Warlock powers and a 1/month get out of jail free card wish! Cast by me, of course. If that seems too weak for your liking, please say so, we can negotiate. Now, those terms seem quite fair. What weapons are you offering?
Delightful!
Now for the proof
let a and b be real numbers that are equal not equal to zero.
a = b, a,b ∈ R, a,b ≠ 0
So let's start with the following
a = b
We can multiply each side by b
ab = b^2
Now let's subtract a^2 from each side
ab - a^2 = b^2 - a^2
Let's factor these out
a * (b - a) = (b - a) * (b + a)
each side has a (b - a). So let's divide each side by (b - a)
a = b + a
Now as we remember from before, a = b so let's substitute in a for b.
a = a + a
a = 2a
At the start we said a,b ≠ 0. So let's divide by a.
1 = 2
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
I have decided I will not be reading that, my brain is currently deciding to think about recipes to brew troll stew instead.
I agree, those terms sound pretty fair! Now about those weapons. I'm offering hundreds upon hundreds of lances, maces, flails, swords, bows, crossbows, pikes, spears, clubs, magic staffs, hook swords, pickaxes, really anything you can think of. I'll also throw in some Wargs, horses, baby dragons, and a few elk to serve as mounts.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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PLEASE, STOP WITH THE MATH! I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I DON'T WANNA LEARN ON MY VACATION!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Perfect! Now, I own several manors and residences amongst the feywild, so feel free to stay there for refuge at any time! All my warlocks usually carry my symbol with them on their clothing or on their skin somewhere, which is proof you’re my warlock! Show them that symbol and they’ll let you stay there.
now, just sign here, here, and here! (Holds out magic scroll)
*He takes out a quill and a knife. He then slashes his hand open with the knife, wets the quill with his blood, and signs the scroll.*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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