But arch, you're a young 'un. By all account you should be calling skbidi because GYATT! how could you do such a sigma Ohio move and forget the bussin' line you want him to repeat, fr fr.
*expels stomach contents from mouth*
This physical form of me may be a, “young’un,” but I am an incomprehensible and immortal force of nature! I thought you would have learned that after you signed our contract.
Vomitting is such an L, no cap.
Though curious if, overall, you find yourself more comfortable with adults than your peers.
Actually generally yes, Since I was really, really little I’ve been more advanced at reading and English Than any other subject, and then science and art/acting stuff close behind. And I was like, really advanced at English. And I like talking with most adults more because they’re more engaging in conversation with topics I’m interested about, although I do still have friends my age and all that stuff, and they’re absolutely awesome and interested in the same stuff I am.
i just realized I described myself as like, a prodigy. I am only really good at stuff like English and History and science, i suck at math!
Alrighty. I also did fairly well with adults myself.
Though for describing yourself like a prodigy, I'm gonna need you to write a 10-page essay explaining other ways to describe yourself.
Also, I'm tempted to show you a mathematical proof that 1 = 2.
You underestimate my power of following instructions! (Starts drafting essay on the many uses of adjectives)
Delightful!
Now for the proof
let a and b be real numbers that are equal not equal to zero.
a = b, a,b ∈ R, a,b ≠ 0
So let's start with the following
a = b
We can multiply each side by b
ab = b^2
Now let's subtract a^2 from each side
ab - a^2 = b^2 - a^2
Let's factor these out
a * (b - a) = (b - a) * (b + a)
each side has a (b - a). So let's divide each side by (b - a)
a = b + a
Now as we remember from before, a = b so let's substitute in a for b.
a = a + a a = 2a
At the start we said a,b ≠ 0. So let's divide by a.
1 = 2
It doesn’t work because b - a = 0 and 0 divided by zero is the null set. I’m terrible at math, but I figured that much out :).
But arch, you're a young 'un. By all account you should be calling skbidi because GYATT! how could you do such a sigma Ohio move and forget the bussin' line you want him to repeat, fr fr.
*expels stomach contents from mouth*
This physical form of me may be a, “young’un,” but I am an incomprehensible and immortal force of nature! I thought you would have learned that after you signed our contract.
Vomitting is such an L, no cap.
Though curious if, overall, you find yourself more comfortable with adults than your peers.
Actually generally yes, Since I was really, really little I’ve been more advanced at reading and English Than any other subject, and then science and art/acting stuff close behind. And I was like, really advanced at English. And I like talking with most adults more because they’re more engaging in conversation with topics I’m interested about, although I do still have friends my age and all that stuff, and they’re absolutely awesome and interested in the same stuff I am.
i just realized I described myself as like, a prodigy. I am only really good at stuff like English and History and science, i suck at math!
Alrighty. I also did fairly well with adults myself.
Though for describing yourself like a prodigy, I'm gonna need you to write a 10-page essay explaining other ways to describe yourself.
Also, I'm tempted to show you a mathematical proof that 1 = 2.
You underestimate my power of following instructions! (Starts drafting essay on the many uses of adjectives)
Delightful!
Now for the proof
let a and b be real numbers that are equal not equal to zero.
a = b, a,b ∈ R, a,b ≠ 0
So let's start with the following
a = b
We can multiply each side by b
ab = b^2
Now let's subtract a^2 from each side
ab - a^2 = b^2 - a^2
Let's factor these out
a * (b - a) = (b - a) * (b + a)
each side has a (b - a). So let's divide each side by (b - a)
a = b + a
Now as we remember from before, a = b so let's substitute in a for b.
a = a + a a = 2a
At the start we said a,b ≠ 0. So let's divide by a.
1 = 2
It doesn’t work because b - a = 0 and 0 divided by zero is the null set. I’m terrible at math, but I figured that much out :).
dividing both sides of
a•(b-a)=(b-a)•(b+a)
by (b-a)
just means removing it from both sides.
According to the multiplication property of equality,
(b-a)•(b+a)=(b+a)•(b-a)
0 is never divided by 0 in that proof, so it works.
Woods is right.
a = b
So b-a = 0
Remember variables are just placeholders for numbers. Dividing by (b-a) is just a fancy way of saying you're dividing by 0 in a way we know how.
I found the nuclear launch codes. Everyone, GET IN YOUR BUNKERS.
Hello my wonderful warlock! Where are you going to blow up today?
Hello my great and powerful patron! I'm probably gonna blow up Moscow, then just watch with a smile on my face as they send nukes back at me. Then I'll use my new magic to send their own nukes back at them! Then I'll fire the leftover nukes at North Korea, who knows?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I found the nuclear launch codes. Everyone, GET IN YOUR BUNKERS.
Hello my wonderful warlock! Where are you going to blow up today?
Hello my great and powerful patron! I'm probably gonna blow up Moscow, then just watch with a smile on my face as they send nukes back at me. Then I'll use my new magic to send their own nukes back at them! Then I'll fire the leftover nukes at North Korea, who knows?
I see.
have you used your wonderful powers for anything else yet in the night you have had them so far?
oh, and also, I think I will be making a one day summer solstice ultimate tea party thread!
I found the nuclear launch codes. Everyone, GET IN YOUR BUNKERS.
Hello my wonderful warlock! Where are you going to blow up today?
Hello my great and powerful patron! I'm probably gonna blow up Moscow, then just watch with a smile on my face as they send nukes back at me. Then I'll use my new magic to send their own nukes back at them! Then I'll fire the leftover nukes at North Korea, who knows?
I see.
have you used your wonderful powers for anything else yet in the night you have had them so far?
oh, and also, I think I will be making a one day summer solstice ultimate tea party thread!
Hmmmmm, let's see here... Oh! I remember now! I actually used my powers for a variety of things. I committed mass murder with Power Word Kill, I caused the stock market to crash with a few small uses of Mass Suggestion, and I may have accidentally have blown up the Gateway Arch and jumped into the river.
I can't wait for that tea party by the way!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I found the nuclear launch codes. Everyone, GET IN YOUR BUNKERS.
Hello my wonderful warlock! Where are you going to blow up today?
Hello my great and powerful patron! I'm probably gonna blow up Moscow, then just watch with a smile on my face as they send nukes back at me. Then I'll use my new magic to send their own nukes back at them! Then I'll fire the leftover nukes at North Korea, who knows?
I see.
have you used your wonderful powers for anything else yet in the night you have had them so far?
oh, and also, I think I will be making a one day summer solstice ultimate tea party thread!
Hmmmmm, let's see here... Oh! I remember now! I actually used my powers for a variety of things. I committed mass murder with Power Word Kill, I caused the stock market to crash with a few small uses of Mass Suggestion, and I may have accidentally have blown up the Gateway Arch and jumped into the river.
I can't wait for that tea party by the way!
Sounds super fun!
and yes, it will be amazing! I must start planning it right away…
and of course, I will need more warlocks to help me…
I found the nuclear launch codes. Everyone, GET IN YOUR BUNKERS.
Hello my wonderful warlock! Where are you going to blow up today?
Hello my great and powerful patron! I'm probably gonna blow up Moscow, then just watch with a smile on my face as they send nukes back at me. Then I'll use my new magic to send their own nukes back at them! Then I'll fire the leftover nukes at North Korea, who knows?
I see.
have you used your wonderful powers for anything else yet in the night you have had them so far?
oh, and also, I think I will be making a one day summer solstice ultimate tea party thread!
Hmmmmm, let's see here... Oh! I remember now! I actually used my powers for a variety of things. I committed mass murder with Power Word Kill, I caused the stock market to crash with a few small uses of Mass Suggestion, and I may have accidentally have blown up the Gateway Arch and jumped into the river.
I can't wait for that tea party by the way!
Sounds super fun!
and yes, it will be amazing! I must start planning it right away…
and of course, I will need more warlocks to help me…
Warlock cult?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I found the nuclear launch codes. Everyone, GET IN YOUR BUNKERS.
Hello my wonderful warlock! Where are you going to blow up today?
Hello my great and powerful patron! I'm probably gonna blow up Moscow, then just watch with a smile on my face as they send nukes back at me. Then I'll use my new magic to send their own nukes back at them! Then I'll fire the leftover nukes at North Korea, who knows?
I see.
have you used your wonderful powers for anything else yet in the night you have had them so far?
oh, and also, I think I will be making a one day summer solstice ultimate tea party thread!
Hmmmmm, let's see here... Oh! I remember now! I actually used my powers for a variety of things. I committed mass murder with Power Word Kill, I caused the stock market to crash with a few small uses of Mass Suggestion, and I may have accidentally have blown up the Gateway Arch and jumped into the river.
I can't wait for that tea party by the way!
Sounds super fun!
and yes, it will be amazing! I must start planning it right away…
and of course, I will need more warlocks to help me…
I found the nuclear launch codes. Everyone, GET IN YOUR BUNKERS.
Hello my wonderful warlock! Where are you going to blow up today?
Hello my great and powerful patron! I'm probably gonna blow up Moscow, then just watch with a smile on my face as they send nukes back at me. Then I'll use my new magic to send their own nukes back at them! Then I'll fire the leftover nukes at North Korea, who knows?
I see.
have you used your wonderful powers for anything else yet in the night you have had them so far?
oh, and also, I think I will be making a one day summer solstice ultimate tea party thread!
Hmmmmm, let's see here... Oh! I remember now! I actually used my powers for a variety of things. I committed mass murder with Power Word Kill, I caused the stock market to crash with a few small uses of Mass Suggestion, and I may have accidentally have blown up the Gateway Arch and jumped into the river.
I can't wait for that tea party by the way!
Sounds super fun!
and yes, it will be amazing! I must start planning it right away…
and of course, I will need more warlocks to help me…
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hello good sir! Would you like to join the Warlock Cult of the ArchCrone?
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hello good sir! Would you like to join the Warlock Cult of the ArchCrone?
Dragons can’t be warlocks, sadly. :(
Nonsense! Don't let your dreams be dreams!
Yeah, become a Warlock! Let your dreams come true!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Congratulations! You found the trick.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
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Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Woods is right.
a = b
So b-a = 0
Remember variables are just placeholders for numbers. Dividing by (b-a) is just a fancy way of saying you're dividing by 0 in a way we know how.
It's still wrong to divide by zero.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Hello my great and powerful patron! I'm probably gonna blow up Moscow, then just watch with a smile on my face as they send nukes back at me. Then I'll use my new magic to send their own nukes back at them! Then I'll fire the leftover nukes at North Korea, who knows?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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To use another example, let's say x = 0.
7x = 4x
We can intuitively divide by x and get left with
7 = 4
But even though we saw a way to make it visually work doesn't mean we can divide by 0.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
I see.
have you used your wonderful powers for anything else yet in the night you have had them so far?
oh, and also, I think I will be making a one day summer solstice ultimate tea party thread!
Hmmmmm, let's see here... Oh! I remember now! I actually used my powers for a variety of things. I committed mass murder with Power Word Kill, I caused the stock market to crash with a few small uses of Mass Suggestion, and I may have accidentally have blown up the Gateway Arch and jumped into the river.
I can't wait for that tea party by the way!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Sounds super fun!
and yes, it will be amazing! I must start planning it right away…
and of course, I will need more warlocks to help me…
Warlock cult?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Indeedy!
Warlock cult! Warlock cult! Warlock cult! Warlock cult! Warlock cult!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Hey folks
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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Hello good sir! Would you like to join the Warlock Cult of the ArchCrone?
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Dragons can’t be warlocks, sadly. :(
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
Extended Signature!
Nonsense! Don't let your dreams be dreams!
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Yeah, become a Warlock! Let your dreams come true!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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SlAy
I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
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Kween
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Good job with advertisement, my wonderful warlocks!
But that isn’t my dream…
Your local friendly stupid doop!
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake! I am a minor so you will do none of that (GP) with me! I use He/They pronouns :3
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its all a dream
I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
Awooo🐺💔⛓️🥀🖤🪫