AC/DC makes the best rock music ever and you cannot convince me otherwise. I dare you to even try to.
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I've been watching how your eyes move to the ground And I hear you change your story every time that I'm around You can tell me what you want, say what you will But I'm done with you, I'm done with what you say you think is real
i can hardly host my campaigns because im not getting notifs when people post. i had to pause my second group because of it
If you're on the desktop version you can hover over your pfp for the profile-page access and there's a "Threads" option. I've been using that to see which threads I'm in that have gotten new posts.
I've had Steven He on my mind and created this. Will have to calculate a CR at some point.
Creature: Asian Father Humanoid, Any Lawful Alignment Size: Medium Armor Class: 13 (natural armor) Hit Points: 22 (4d8 + 4) Proficiency Bonus: +2 (pretty sure it'll fall in that range)
STR 10 DEX 14 CON 12 INT 14 WIS 14 CHA 16
Saves: DEX +4, INT +4, WIS +4 Skills: History +4, Arcana +4, Nature +4, Medicine +4, Insight +6
Features
Commanding Presence: The Asian Father does not provoke opportunity effects and his ranged attacks do not have disadvantage imposed on them from nearby hostile creatures.
Bonus Actions
Study Weakness: The Asian father uses his insight to study one creature within 30ft. He makes an Insight roll contested by the target's Deception. On a successful check the target has disadvantage on saves against the Asian Father's Emotional Damage until the start of the Asian Father's next turn.
Actions
Multiattack: The Asian father makes 3 attacks with his Emotional Damage and one with his Shoe if available.
Emotional Damage: Range: 60ft. The Asian Father hurls emotional damage at a target within range. The target must make a DC 13 Wisdom Saving throw or take 2d4 psychic damage, half damage on a successful save. On a failed save the target also has disadvantage on all ability checks and attack rolls until the end of its next turn.
Shoe (Recharge 4-6): The Asian Father hurls a shoe at a target within range. Range 100/300. +4 to-hit dealing 2d8+2 bludgeoning damage on a hit. In addition the target must make an Intelligence Saving throw DC 12 or be stunned until the end of its next turn.
This is the perfect combination of D&D and a silly meme.
Thanks! I'm glad I could brighten some people's day.
And if any of you use the Asian Father in a campaign, please let me know how it goes. I shall feast on your players' emotional damage!
Greetings, everyone! I have to write a backstory for said lizardfolk Artificer, yet I'm REALLY bad at writing backstories. Anyone have any ideas for me?
(Notes: according to my DM, the backstory has to be a paragraph and a half at most, and it has to either reference 'the Shattering' (not sure what the Shattering is supposed to be, but I'll ask my DM about it), or a necromancer.)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
AC/DC makes the best rock music ever and you cannot convince me otherwise. I dare you to even try to.
I personally dont think Queen or AC/DC is the best rock band ever, however maybe for like the 70's or 80's, but even then I have a feeling Talking Heads is better overall.
AC/DC is good, I havent done a deep dive into them but they've got some pretty good hits, T.N.T never sat well with me though, the lyrics make him seem like a rapist and the song just isnt the best to me. (Not saying he IS a rapist, but yknow)
If you asked most people (including non rock fans) the best rock band would largely be voted in as Nirvana, Nirvana is a very good band and also has never really left the genre of rock, stuff like Radiohead even though I'm a fan I wouldn't consider the best rock band because they moved on to other genres somewhat. (People might also say The Beatles I also just realized, and The Beatles are amazing stuff on their albums is either great or just ehh, like half of each album is good - masterpieces but some is just like "What?")
I dont know what I would call the best rock band, but its probably not AC/DC.
When reading this take into account my favorite music years are like late late 80's - like 2010's so the 70's and 80's cant really be something I can call the shots on, I'd probably choose Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, or Talking Heads for the best 70s/80s stuff though if I had to.
(This whole post has a good point (imo) but sorry for the terrible structure)
Greetings, everyone! I have to write a backstory for said lizardfolk Artificer, yet I'm REALLY bad at writing backstories. Anyone have any ideas for me?
(Notes: according to my DM, the backstory has to be a paragraph and a half at most, and it has to either reference 'the Shattering' (not sure what the Shattering is supposed to be, but I'll ask my DM about it), or a necromancer.)
I can't really give any ideas but sometimes just writing helps, even if the writing itself is bad you might get a few good ideas to use in the next version, and so on. I wrote an entire backstory, scrapped it, but I had a good idea or two from it to put into the next
(Also not good at writing backstories, but I can kinda make the idea for them)
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Forever burdenless and terminally live!
AC/DC makes the best rock music ever and you cannot convince me otherwise. I dare you to even try to.
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
Empathy is hard
Be the change you want to see in the world. Or don't. That works too.
queen
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I've been watching how your eyes move to the ground
And I hear you change your story every time that I'm around
You can tell me what you want, say what you will
But I'm done with you, I'm done with what you say you think is real
Decent attempt, but I rather listen to AC/DC thank you very much. They do make good music though
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
Empathy is hard
Be the change you want to see in the world. Or don't. That works too.
Eh, they are alright.
Queen or AC/DC?
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
Empathy is hard
Be the change you want to see in the world. Or don't. That works too.
If you're on the desktop version you can hover over your pfp for the profile-page access and there's a "Threads" option. I've been using that to see which threads I'm in that have gotten new posts.
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Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
Thanks! I'm glad I could brighten some people's day.
And if any of you use the Asian Father in a campaign, please let me know how it goes. I shall feast on your players' emotional damage!
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
Your apology is not accepted.
We shall now put you through The Trials, each one more daunting and deadlier than the last.
For your first task to see if you shall be worth of redemption you must tame a rabid wolverine.
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Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
Both.
*pulls out pack of beer and gestures to Wolverine* “Want some?”
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Your opinion is semi valid
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
Empathy is hard
Be the change you want to see in the world. Or don't. That works too.
You maniac!
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Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
Which Wolverine are we talking about here? *Kills a pool, making it dead*
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Greetings, everyone! I have to write a backstory for said lizardfolk Artificer, yet I'm REALLY bad at writing backstories. Anyone have any ideas for me?
(Notes: according to my DM, the backstory has to be a paragraph and a half at most, and it has to either reference 'the Shattering' (not sure what the Shattering is supposed to be, but I'll ask my DM about it), or a necromancer.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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What? Doesn’t he like beer?
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
That’s where I’m going with this beer joke.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
The idea of a rabid drunk wolverine is too terrifying to imagine.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
I personally dont think Queen or AC/DC is the best rock band ever, however maybe for like the 70's or 80's, but even then I have a feeling Talking Heads is better overall.
AC/DC is good, I havent done a deep dive into them but they've got some pretty good hits, T.N.T never sat well with me though, the lyrics make him seem like a rapist and the song just isnt the best to me. (Not saying he IS a rapist, but yknow)
If you asked most people (including non rock fans) the best rock band would largely be voted in as Nirvana, Nirvana is a very good band and also has never really left the genre of rock, stuff like Radiohead even though I'm a fan I wouldn't consider the best rock band because they moved on to other genres somewhat. (People might also say The Beatles I also just realized, and The Beatles are amazing stuff on their albums is either great or just ehh, like half of each album is good - masterpieces but some is just like "What?")
I dont know what I would call the best rock band, but its probably not AC/DC.
When reading this take into account my favorite music years are like late late 80's - like 2010's so the 70's and 80's cant really be something I can call the shots on, I'd probably choose Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, or Talking Heads for the best 70s/80s stuff though if I had to.
(This whole post has a good point (imo) but sorry for the terrible structure)
The thunderclouds broke up
And the rain dried up
The lighting let up
The clacking shutters just shut up
I can't really give any ideas but sometimes just writing helps, even if the writing itself is bad you might get a few good ideas to use in the next version, and so on. I wrote an entire backstory, scrapped it, but I had a good idea or two from it to put into the next
(Also not good at writing backstories, but I can kinda make the idea for them)
The thunderclouds broke up
And the rain dried up
The lighting let up
The clacking shutters just shut up