He smiles uneasily, fearfully laughin a bit. “Oh. I-I see. You’re busy. I’ll just come back in five, three minutes.” He pauses for minute, doing some math with his fingers. “Oh, that would be too late. I just need you to sign this paper. I kind of, sort of, messed up your death certificate.” He taps the clipboard, which shows a contract with a single dotted line at the bottom.
While sitting down for lunch, you feel a tap on your shoulder and turn to see a man in spectacles, seemingly in his early 20’s. He seems generic enough, black hair, white shirt, brown eyes, jeans. That is until you spot the wings folded upon his back. “Hi,” he says awkwardly, almost dropping the clipboard in his arms with a greeting wave. “Got a minute?”
He smiles uneasily, fearfully laughin a bit. “Oh. I-I see. You’re busy. I’ll just come back in five, three minutes.” He pauses for minute, doing some math with his fingers. “Oh, that would be too late. I just need you to sign this paper. I kind of, sort of, messed up your death certificate.” He taps the clipboard, which shows a contract with a single dotted line at the bottom.
While sitting down for lunch, you feel a tap on your shoulder and turn to see a man in spectacles, seemingly in his early 20’s. He seems generic enough, black hair, white shirt, brown eyes, jeans. That is until you spot the wings folded upon his back. “Hi,” he says awkwardly, almost dropping the clipboard in his arms with a greeting wave. “Got a minute?”
He smiles uneasily, fearfully laughin a bit. “Oh. I-I see. You’re busy. I’ll just come back in five, three minutes.” He pauses for minute, doing some math with his fingers. “Oh, that would be too late. I just need you to sign this paper. I kind of, sort of, messed up your death certificate.” He taps the clipboard, which shows a contract with a single dotted line at the bottom.
I eat the paper and say "What death certificate?" /Jk
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I pull out my Glock and say, "No."
I have wrestled Hellhounds and I have slain dragons, but that one kobold killed me with a dagger!! A DAGGER!!!
He smiles uneasily, fearfully laughin a bit. “Oh. I-I see. You’re busy. I’ll just come back in five, three minutes.” He pauses for minute, doing some math with his fingers. “Oh, that would be too late. I just need you to sign this paper. I kind of, sort of, messed up your death certificate.” He taps the clipboard, which shows a contract with a single dotted line at the bottom.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Morning
Hämärä häkellyttävä, menneisyyden menettävä
Tulevaisuus tuntematta, korkealle kurkottava
Kahleet kultaiset kukistin, raudat ruostuneet ripustin
Yksinäisen yön ylitin, sieltä itsenikin löysin
6am
Hämärä häkellyttävä, menneisyyden menettävä
Tulevaisuus tuntematta, korkealle kurkottava
Kahleet kultaiset kukistin, raudat ruostuneet ripustin
Yksinäisen yön ylitin, sieltä itsenikin löysin
Cookies
I am also here.
Am snek.
The key, the key. A marvelous fun is about to break free.
Won't you let yourself inside?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Just felt like quoting Jevil for some reason
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
The video? It works on my end.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
My phone's been really annoying with music lately cause for some reason it muffles when I hold it at certain angles. I have no idea why.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Ah
Pretty self explanatory I feel like. Unless you're asking why it's happening in which case I'm just as clueless.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I eat the paper and say "What death certificate?" /Jk
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig