Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It started out pretty good, but the ending leaves you hanging.
Some people kinda lost their head over it.
I won't beHeading to that Beheading any time soon. The Executioner really executes his job well, and I heard they roll heads instead of dice!!
Just watch out for the blood
They come back to life if you roll a nat 20
but if you roll a nat 1, youre next
If you roll a nat 2, then they chop of your Neck (that's obviously much better than you head)
That does remind me of a story where Loki avoided a beheading because he convinced everyone that they never said anything about taking his neck.
how would you execute a beholder? you cannot hang it, and you can't behead it, what would you do?
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
It started out pretty good, but the ending leaves you hanging.
Some people kinda lost their head over it.
I won't beHeading to that Beheading any time soon. The Executioner really executes his job well, and I heard they roll heads instead of dice!!
Just watch out for the blood
They come back to life if you roll a nat 20
but if you roll a nat 1, youre next
If you roll a nat 2, then they chop of your Neck (that's obviously much better than you head)
That does remind me of a story where Loki avoided a beheading because he convinced everyone that they never said anything about taking his neck.
how would you execute a beholder? you cannot hang it, and you can't behead it, what would you do?
firing squad
Hung, drawn and quartered
A lvl 6 rouge who got his hands on phase spider poison
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
(It rhymes with "Pure evil testing there fate...)
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Hey guys how’s the public execution going
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Why no more? We turned waterboarding into waterbonding.
It started out pretty good, but the ending leaves you hanging.
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Some people kinda lost their head over it.
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Am snek.
I won't beHeading to that Beheading any time soon. The Executioner really executes his job well, and I heard they roll heads instead of dice!!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Just watch out for the blood
I am also here.
Am snek.
They come back to life if you roll a nat 20
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
but if you roll a nat 1, youre next
I am also here.
Am snek.
If you roll a nat 2, then they chop of your Neck (that's obviously much better than you head)
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
That does remind me of a story where Loki avoided a beheading because he convinced everyone that they never said anything about taking his neck.
I am also here.
Am snek.
how would you execute a beholder? you cannot hang it, and you can't behead it, what would you do?
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
firing squad
I am also here.
Am snek.
Hung, drawn and quartered
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
A lvl 6 rouge who got his hands on phase spider poison
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Throws the Dust of Dryness & spiders poison into the mouth of the beholder
Nerdling
beholder goes poof
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I eat the beholder Poof
Nerdling
You gain super powers and are now poisoned
I am also here.
Am snek.
You do as many of the things that you always wanted to do in the last five minutes you have to live
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
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I am also here.
Am snek.