Hello, This thread will be similar to twist the wish, and that is where I got the idea anyways, but this is slightly different, in this, I have one wish that you need to find a flaw in, and then screw up the wish. Each time the wish is successfully screwed up, I will alter the wish so that the method used to screw it up no longer works, and then you will have to screw it up all over again. Good luck!

(I got the original idea for the wish from Harry Potter, so if you think its similar that's because it is)

What I will do with my wish

I will create a college for adventurers, magic users, and melee fighters alike, but I will use this to write Down the details so nothing goes wrong

The college will have magic imbued into the very atoms of it, making it near indestructible, and the only thing able to destroy it is a wish spell

also the place cleans itself, meaning free upkeep

it will be protected from anyone with evil purposes, and non-magical people as well as magical people will be allowed inside, and if somebody with evil purposes enters, they will be paralyzed for until the headmaster removes the paralysis or until 1 hour of them being off the grounds, and the headmaster will be notified of their intent when they enter

It will be bigger on the inside than it looks from the outside

it will have a library containing copy’s of all the books in the world, with magic locks on anything restricted, openable by a secret password made up by the headmaster

the college, which is a castle, will have a feature that allows it to become invisible, but this feature can only be accessed by the headmaster

the headmaster will have a office, which will have a front room where school related stuff happens, and behind that will be the headmasters living quarters, where there will be everything required to be lived in, and a library of all of the most special tomes and books, that regular students and staff are not allowed to see

there will also be a area for teaching magic and weapon combat outside the college, with a dome for protection in case of anything happening while teaching magic

there will be a Armory for weapons and Armor, as well as dorms for students that want to live on site, and the halls can be magically extended to fit as many dorms as needed, but they can only be extended by the headmaster and high ranking staff. The dorms will also conform to the residents desires and needs.

There will be a room for testing people if they have magic capabilities, and the tools to do so.

There will be a food hall, with a kitchen directly to the side and the tools used for cooking.

There will also be a forge for making weapons and armor and the tools to do so.

once this wish has been cast, posters will appear all around the world, saying things along the lines of teachers and adventures needed for the grand opening of the college of adventure, and a few weeks after that, new posters will begin appearing around the world saying that students are now welcome at the college. The posters will also include the location of the collage and a map showing the general area.

There will be 20 large classrooms with a different layout for their individual purposes and the tools required for each class, and finally, I will be the headmaster of the college.

There will also be a storage hall where all the required supplies are kept, like weapon materials and food.

Keep in mind my character was at the time, a level 20 sorcerer who is basically rich at this point, and can do quests for extra money.

People with malicious intents simply send in bio robots that they have implanted their brain into, so they can still enter and kill students.

but then they would still have malicious intent, and the robots would count as them because their brains are inside of the robots.

Something like this school actually appeared in a dream of mine...

Also, you forget to put address/contact information in the welcome information and the advertisements are seen as a huge hoax/joke, and then it becomes a meme

Good job! wonder why I didn't think of that.

the wish has been updated.

Evil people start protests, demanding equal rights for the evil and to apply like everyone else

Arguments start about the castle aesthetic and wards “not being welcoming enough”.

would evil people come to a college for adventures who are opposed to evil people? Also by evil I meant if the second part of your alignment is evil. Does that go without saying or should I add it?

Also you’re missing the supplies- you have a food hall but no food, etc. 

A philosopher give a convincing lecture on morality and how evil does not really exist. The school, realizing that it had been paralyzing people for no reason, deems itself evil and permanently locks down. It does not listen to the headmaster, and the doors and windows shut. Since it is nearly indestructible, hundreds of students are unable to evacuate and starve to death, with the few survivors resorting to cannibalism. 

That also makes me think of the end to Monty python and the holy grail for some reason.

You only have restricted the magical books, so students get their hands on novels with inappropriate pictures in them.

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Arguments start about the castle aesthetic and wards “not being welcoming enough”.

 This one is good, I have updated the wish.

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would evil people come to a college for adventures who are opposed to evil people? Also by evil I meant if the second part of your alignment is evil. Does that go without saying or should I add it?

You really need to redefine “evil”. It’s a huge hole in your armor.

You forgot to add the funds you need to pay the teachers. 

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A philosopher give a convincing lecture on morality and how evil does not really exist. The school, realizing that it had been paralyzing people for no reason, deems itself evil and permanently locks down. It does not listen to the headmaster, and the doors and windows shut. Since it is nearly indestructible, hundreds of students are unable to evacuate and starve to death, with the few survivors resorting to cannibalism. 

 the castle is not sentient, and as the headmaster I would tell the philosopher that he should go out in the world and see for himself if Evil does not exist.

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Evil people start protests, demanding equal rights for the evil and to apply like everyone else

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would evil people come to a college for adventures who are opposed to evil people? Also by evil I meant if the second part of your alignment is evil. Does that go without saying or should I add it?

You really need to redefine “evil”. It’s a huge hole in your armor.

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Evil people start protests, demanding equal rights for the evil and to apply like everyone else

 Also its Evil intent, not just if they are evil.

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You forgot to add the funds you need to pay the teachers. 

 My character at the time was a level 20 sorcerer, so I was basically rich at the time and could do high paying quests to gain money.

You forgot something. DRAGONS EAT YOU RIGHT OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL!

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A philosopher give a convincing lecture on morality and how evil does not really exist. The school, realizing that it had been paralyzing people for no reason, deems itself evil and permanently locks down. It does not listen to the headmaster, and the doors and windows shut. Since it is nearly indestructible, hundreds of students are unable to evacuate and starve to death, with the few survivors resorting to cannibalism. 

 the castle is not sentient, and as the headmaster I would tell the philosopher that he should go out in the world and see for himself if Evil does not exist.

 Which would cause arguments, protests, and taking sides, and evil intent would pop up everywhere, paralyzing random students and faculty, creating even more arguments, and students/faculty would split into factions and eventually there would be an all-out school war, and everyone here is trained/being trained in combat so that would not go well