Banned because we have reached an informational threshold which can only be crossed by harnessing the speed of light directly. The quickest computations require the fastest possible particles moving along the shortest paths. Since the capability now exists to take our information directly from photons traveling molecular paths, the final act of the information revolution will soon be upon us.
banned due to your unwavering commitment to the meticulous study, appreciation, and often unsolicited analysis of topics that the average person might regard as obscure, overly complex, or downright trivial — ranging from the intricate lore of fictional universes to the nuanced mechanics of systems that exist only to amuse the overcurious — it can be reasonably concluded, both scientifically and spiritually, that the root cause of your current behaviour, interests, and general aura of encyclopaedic enthusiasm is none other than your inherent, undeniable, and beautifully unapologetic nerdiness
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When life closes one door, I fireball it open to annoy the DM
Idk I'm a pretty chill dude I think, haven't played dnd in a while but I'm hopeful
Fan of Marvel, Jujutsu Kaisen, DND, fantasy, art
I'd say some games I play but it's pretty much exclusively Marvel Rivals
Banned because already we have turned all of our critical industries, all of our material resources, over to these...things...these lumps of silver and paste we call nanorobots. And now we propose to teach them intelligence? What, pray tell, will we do when these little homunculi awaken one day announce that they have no further need for us?
Banned for interdicting the free will of these fellows to share in their prolixity. Free will may not be oppressed, especially not in this great chromatic conglomeration we have built -- that we call a "country!" These United States, united in their quest to provide their gifts to all shall not be silenced by the likes of you! We must join together in prolixity -- use your words well and wisely, my friends. Lo! All you who see this, know that your freedom shall not be oppressed! Your words shall not be synthesized into mere acronyms and catchphrases! We shall keep our verbs, our nouns, our prepositions! Liberté! Egalité! Fraternité! were the words of the French, and the Founding Fathers cried "No taxation without representation!" Stick your courage to the sticking-place, and we shall never fall!
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wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator merry christmas to y’all, and to y’all a good night (i’m tired ok?) you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator merry christmas to y’all, and to y’all a good night (i’m tired ok?) you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator merry christmas to y’all, and to y’all a good night (i’m tired ok?) you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
...everyone? You dare accost us in this way? 'Twixt the cock's cries and the chirping of crickets, I have never been befuddled in such a manner! How...how do you work your witchcraft? Do you speak with the demons and devils of (GP), or do you dance, your feet tapping the stone 'round a cauldron! Banned for being confusing! You exclude us...for working the axiom of our being?
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wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator merry christmas to y’all, and to y’all a good night (i’m tired ok?) you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator merry christmas to y’all, and to y’all a good night (i’m tired ok?) you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
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banned for Biden Blasting in a primary school
When life closes one door, I fireball it open to annoy the DM
Idk I'm a pretty chill dude I think, haven't played dnd in a while but I'm hopeful
Fan of Marvel, Jujutsu Kaisen, DND, fantasy, art
I'd say some games I play but it's pretty much exclusively Marvel Rivals
Banned because we have reached an informational threshold which can only be crossed by harnessing the speed of light directly. The quickest computations require the fastest possible particles moving along the shortest paths. Since the capability now exists to take our information directly from photons traveling molecular paths, the final act of the information revolution will soon be upon us.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
banned for writing gibberish
I fear NO man.
But that thing...
THE WAR.
it scares me.
banned due to your unwavering commitment to the meticulous study, appreciation, and often unsolicited analysis of topics that the average person might regard as obscure, overly complex, or downright trivial — ranging from the intricate lore of fictional universes to the nuanced mechanics of systems that exist only to amuse the overcurious — it can be reasonably concluded, both scientifically and spiritually, that the root cause of your current behaviour, interests, and general aura of encyclopaedic enthusiasm is none other than your inherent, undeniable, and beautifully unapologetic nerdiness
When life closes one door, I fireball it open to annoy the DM
Idk I'm a pretty chill dude I think, haven't played dnd in a while but I'm hopeful
Fan of Marvel, Jujutsu Kaisen, DND, fantasy, art
I'd say some games I play but it's pretty much exclusively Marvel Rivals
Banned because already we have turned all of our critical industries, all of our material resources, over to these...things...these lumps of silver and paste we call nanorobots. And now we propose to teach them intelligence? What, pray tell, will we do when these little homunculi awaken one day announce that they have no further need for us?
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Banned for talking too much
WELP
Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
Banned for interdicting the free will of these fellows to share in their prolixity. Free will may not be oppressed, especially not in this great chromatic conglomeration we have built -- that we call a "country!" These United States, united in their quest to provide their gifts to all shall not be silenced by the likes of you! We must join together in prolixity -- use your words well and wisely, my friends. Lo! All you who see this, know that your freedom shall not be oppressed! Your words shall not be synthesized into mere acronyms and catchphrases! We shall keep our verbs, our nouns, our prepositions! Liberté! Egalité! Fraternité! were the words of the French, and the Founding Fathers cried "No taxation without representation!" Stick your courage to the sticking-place, and we shall never fall!
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
merry christmas to y’all, and to y’all a good night (i’m tired ok?)
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
Banned for being confusing
bannedforspaces
WELP
Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
NVM I got ninja'd -- and it was such a good response!
Anyway...banned for not using s p a c e s
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
merry christmas to y’all, and to y’all a good night (i’m tired ok?)
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
bnnd fr sng vwls
WELP
Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
Banned for using more than one space。
Heyo, I’m Starry, aka Aspen!
My hobbies: reading, crocheting, tennis, murder, arson, homicide :3 Pronouns: any!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
ae o ui ooa
(banned for using consonants)
WELP
Why do soooo many people hate this font :(
Ae o ui ooa i aeee
*banned for using consonants in parentheses *
Heyo, I’m Starry, aka Aspen!
My hobbies: reading, crocheting, tennis, murder, arson, homicide :3 Pronouns: any!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
Ae o ui ooa i aei
[Banned for using consonants in asterisks]
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
merry christmas to y’all, and to y’all a good night (i’m tired ok?)
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
Everyone is banned for banning
...everyone? You dare accost us in this way? 'Twixt the cock's cries and the chirping of crickets, I have never been befuddled in such a manner! How...how do you work your witchcraft? Do you speak with the demons and devils of (GP), or do you dance, your feet tapping the stone 'round a cauldron! Banned for being confusing! You exclude us...for working the axiom of our being?
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
merry christmas to y’all, and to y’all a good night (i’m tired ok?)
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
Banned for using italics
Heyo, I’m Starry, aka Aspen!
My hobbies: reading, crocheting, tennis, murder, arson, homicide :3 Pronouns: any!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
Banned for not using italics!
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
merry christmas to y’all, and to y’all a good night (i’m tired ok?)
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
Banned for using default font
Heyo, I’m Starry, aka Aspen!
My hobbies: reading, crocheting, tennis, murder, arson, homicide :3 Pronouns: any!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!