Ban the person above you

Banned because we have reached an informational threshold which can only be crossed by harnessing the speed of light directly. The quickest computations require the fastest possible particles moving along the shortest paths. Since the capability now exists to take our information directly from photons traveling molecular paths, the final act of the information revolution will soon be upon us.

banned for writing gibberish

banned due to your unwavering commitment to the meticulous study, appreciation, and often unsolicited analysis of topics that the average person might regard as obscure, overly complex, or downright trivial — ranging from the intricate lore of fictional universes to the nuanced mechanics of systems that exist only to amuse the overcurious — it can be reasonably concluded, both scientifically and spiritually, that the root cause of your current behaviour, interests, and general aura of encyclopaedic enthusiasm is none other than your inherent, undeniable, and beautifully unapologetic nerdiness

Banned because already we have turned all of our critical industries, all of our material resources, over to these...things...these lumps of silver and paste we call nanorobots. And now we propose to teach them intelligence? What, pray tell, will we do when these little homunculi awaken one day announce that they have no further need for us?

Banned for talking too much

Banned for interdicting the free will of these fellows to share in their prolixity. Free will may not be oppressed, especially not in this great chromatic conglomeration we have built -- that we call a "country!" These United States, united in their quest to provide their gifts to all shall not be silenced by the likes of you! We must join together in prolixity -- use your words well and wisely, my friends. Lo! All you who see this, know that your freedom shall not be oppressed! Your words shall not be synthesized into mere acronyms and catchphrases! We shall keep our verbs, our nouns, our prepositions! Liberté! Egalité! Fraternité! were the words of the French, and the Founding Fathers cried "No taxation without representation!" Stick your courage to the sticking-place, and we shall never fall!

Banned for being confusing

bannedforspaces

NVM I got ninja'd -- and it was such a good response!

Anyway...banned                       for                                    not                                         using                                              s p a c e s

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Banned for using more than one space。

ae o ui ooa

(banned for using consonants)

Ae o ui ooa i aeee 

*banned for using consonants in parentheses *

Ae o ui ooa i aei

[Banned for using consonants in asterisks]

Everyone is banned for banning

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Everyone is banned for banning

...everyone? You dare accost us in this way? 'Twixt the cock's cries and the chirping of crickets, I have never been befuddled in such a manner! How...how do you work your witchcraft? Do you speak with the demons and devils of (GP), or do you dance, your feet tapping the stone 'round a cauldron! Banned for being confusing! You exclude us...for working the axiom of our being? 

Banned for using italics

Banned for not using italics!

Banned for using default font

Banned for touching grass, aka touching trees